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>>> Come on, dream up a rental car story and entertain us!!

>Did you know that when all four wheels of an Olds Delta 88 leave the
>ground, the car is VERY unstable? :)   Also, a Pontiac Bonnie-ville is
>VERY at home on the Salt Flats... ;-))))

> > >> Come on, dream up a rental car story and entertain us!!

> > Did you know that when all four wheels of an Olds Delta 88 leave the
> > ground, the car is VERY unstable? :)   Also, a Pontiac Bonnie-ville is
> > VERY at home on the Salt Flats... ;-))))

> >:
> >: At the same time, I currently don't have a problem with using the new
> >: refrigerant in my '95 Saturn, and my '66 Mustang doesn't have an A/C,
> >: so I guess I'm currently in good shape.
> >:
> >: I've seen both the media as well as research scientists balloon facts
> >: in order to get attention (Pons-Fleischmann is a good example),

> >But cold fusion was never accepted by the scientific community.  Ozone
> >depletion, OTOH, is accepted and again, Rowland et al won a Nobel Prize
> >for it.

>> FInally a man with some sense to know that   1) I am telling the
truth
>> and 2) there is NOTHING any of you can do about it!!!
>> --
>> Stop =-POLICE-= ***.
>>  E-Mail

>>   Your comments always welcome

>Nothing we can do??  How many S. L. Martine's live in California?
>(Answer: exactly one in Diamond Bar)  

>How many national car rental companies are there?  (Answer: not
>too many to write letters to and attach copies of your postings...)

>Do what you will, but if your caught and forced to pay for your
>crimes, don't expect us to cry for you.  (After all, you are the
>one bragging about it on the net for whatever reason.)

><common sense stuff deleted>

>> Right on!! and the RICH bastards who rent lincolns all the time will
>>have to pay the price NOT ME!!

>> I plan to Tear the hell out of a DODGE something this year in
VEGAS!!
>>I am going for 8 days and hope they give me a 4 cys one ill Roast it
in
>>an hour!!

>> Then turn the replacement is SMOKING and dripping all fluids...
>>--
>>Stop =-POLICE-= ***.
>> E-Mail

>>  Your comments always welcome

>Have fun ***, who gives a shit anyway. You couldn't kill a Ford if
you
>tried, if you say different your just lying...
>--
>Jordan Blessing L1 Master Tech

>> > Hey james, who really cares who is in your Kill file!!!!!
>> > do you think I or anyone else gives a rats ass about who is
>> > in your kill file?? do you always post random messages
>> > to yourself?? Your wit is so plastic and fake it makes
>> > my computer look like leather. Get a life you moron!----muskie

>> Well, you're really brave in ***space there, flameboy! Jerks like
>> you really stink up these newsgroups. Drop dead cretin!

>We now have two real jerks that post here.  Bet you can't guess who
they
>are LOL!
>--
>Jerry Bransford
>PP-ASEL, KC6TAY, C.A.P.
>The Zen hotdog... make me one with everything!

>>> I read a post a while back that talked about Lease cars and what to
>>>and not to look for!!

>>> Well I am the guy you FEAR! I am the one who goes on vacation and

>><snip>

>>> I know a lot of you wont agree with me and might even get a little
>>>pissed. But it needs to be done, I have been doing it for 9 years
now
>>>and never had a problem.....at least I never had one.....heheheh LOL
>>>ROTFL

>>That story is hiliarous!!  I loved it.  One other thing you might add
>>to your bag of outstanding rental car tricks is to put it in reverse,
>>slam the accelerator home till you get up to about 30 or 40 mph and
>>then drop her in drive and slam it home again.  I promise you you'll
>>be smokin' some ***!!!  This is really awesome if there are a few
>>bikini clad babes around to applaud your driving skills.

>Driving Skills ???????

>>Another cool trick is to place some limburger cheese on the manifolds
>>*AFTER* you return the car.  The next person to drive it won't be
able
>>to go far with the windows rolled up.

>Cool Trick?????

>>Leaving dead, but not yet decaying animals, in the trunk under the
>>spare tire is also cool.  Not many rental car boys bother to look
>>under the spare tire when cleaning the car out.

>Also Cool?????

>Jeezzz there's some weirdo out there, makes me glad to be in Australia
>away from all the weirdos like this guy.

>Get a life

>matthew

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  +61 416 288 439
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>>I like it!

>Well Jerry it looks like you and I are the only ones here with
>a sense of humor.

>Lighten up snapper-heads.

> >Jeezzz there's some weirdo out there, makes me glad to be in Australia
> >away from all the weirdos like this guy.

> >Get a life

> Matthew - I believe this entire thread is about who has a life
> and who doesn't.  I could be wrong but the people with lives have
> a sense of humor about this ridiculous post and the people without
> lives actually think this shit is true and are compelled to respond.

> Care to reconsider which category you fall into.  Surely you don't
> really believe I leave dead animals in the backs of rental cars
> just because I posted such.

> Come on, dream up a rental car story and entertain us!!

>> I read a post a while back that talked about Lease cars and what to
>>and not to look for!!

>> Well I am the guy you FEAR! I am the one who goes on vacation and

><snip>

>> I know a lot of you wont agree with me and might even get a little
>>pissed. But it needs to be done, I have been doing it for 9 years now
>>and never had a problem.....at least I never had one.....heheheh LOL
>>ROTFL

>That story is hiliarous!!  I loved it.  One other thing you might add
>to your bag of outstanding rental car tricks is to put it in reverse,
>slam the accelerator home till you get up to about 30 or 40 mph and
>then drop her in drive and slam it home again.  I promise you you'll
>be smokin' some ***!!!  This is really awesome if there are a few
>bikini clad babes around to applaud your driving skills.

>Another cool trick is to place some limburger cheese on the manifolds
>*AFTER* you return the car.  The next person to drive it won't be able
>to go far with the windows rolled up.

>Leaving dead, but not yet decaying animals, in the trunk under the
>spare tire is also cool.  Not many rental car boys bother to look
>under the spare tire when cleaning the car out.

> Gee, last time I rented a car, I gave it a good wax job and changed
> the oil.  Boy do I feel stupid!

> Regards,

> Scott Gaines

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>: That story is hiliarous!!  I loved it.  One other thing you might add
>: to your bag of outstanding rental car tricks is to put it in reverse,
>: slam the accelerator home till you get up to about 30 or 40 mph and
>: then drop her in drive and slam it home again.

> There's a better way. Once you get rolling in reverse, pause in neutral
>with the throttle wide open, engine on the rev limiter. Then and only
>then is it appropriate to select first gear. Hope this helps.