rec.autos.simulators

by **Mike Grand** » Thu, 05 Jun 1997 04:00:00

You guys are a riot.

> >You mean you missed it? I was promoted to that position a while back, but
> >I recently resigned because my new position (I'm in charge of rebooting the
> >internet every so often to keep things running smoothly) has taken way too
> >much of my free time. =)

> Eric, could you please reboot it again? It's ever so slow here, and I'm
> thinking that it just needs a good boot. ;)

> Dave Sparks
> IWCCCARS Project: http://www.racesimcentral.net/
> Late Night League: http://www.racesimcentral.net/
> Hawaii Handle: davids

by **Keith Meye** » Thu, 05 Jun 1997 04:00:00

> Well, I have to admit, this thread has made me
> HAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPY!!!!!!!

First time I've ever laughed out loud reading this group... Thanks for
making my day..

Keith
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by **Darin Car** » Thu, 05 Jun 1997 04:00:00

> Remember, I'm going to officially lead r.a.s. and
> this goes with your support also. I have great respect on each of
> yourselves, and I hope you have also great respect to me, for all I did
> Blah, Blah, Blah

Carver, Sparks, Johns, Martin and many others post on this group not to
show how great they are or how much they want to lead, they just thought
that their contributions could help other sim racers (and they have).
That's all....That's what this newsgroup is (was) all about. Now it's
becoming a freakshow.

This is a newsGROUP, not a newsMONARCHY.........

Darin Carr

"Please, STOP the madness!"

by **Dave Bower** » Thu, 05 Jun 1997 04:00:00

Who are you? Most people don't even know who you are, so I don't think
you deserve to be our 'leader'. Especially considering you're an
egotistical, arrogant, naive imbicile. Well oh well, so I DO know you!

--
Dave Bowers

by **Dave Bower** » Thu, 05 Jun 1997 04:00:00

You're fast obtaining a catch phrase there Michael!
("Catch-phrase? I don't need no stinking catch-phrase!") ;)
--
Dave Bowers

by **Andrew Englis** » Thu, 05 Jun 1997 04:00:00

> > Remember, I'm going to officially lead r.a.s. and
> > this goes with your support also. I have great respect on each of
> > yourselves, and I hope you have also great respect to me, for all I did.........
> > Blah, Blah, Blah....That's what this newsgroup is (was) all about. Now it's
> becoming a freakshow.

> This is a newsGROUP, not a newsMONARCHY.........

> Darin Carr

> "Please, STOP the madness!"

It's always so amusing to drop into places in khyberspazz, where some
think they reside.......
HEY! At least Monsieur Menardo made all laugh, (we think...).
Now.... this is "rec.autos.humour", right?

Thanks for the chuckles, among the info!
Androo ;)

by **Phil and Kim Abe** » Thu, 05 Jun 1997 04:00:00

Urgent message for Captain Francois Kirk of the Starship r.a.s.
Appear to have lost contact with you. <break>
What is your current position? <break>
Please respond...<over>

Scotty

by **Richard Carls** » Thu, 05 Jun 1997 04:00:00

snip

Have ya forgot the lessons of "Yertle the Turtle" there guy? Time to
dig up that Dr. Suess classic and do some serious reading...how's the
air up there o fearless leader.....

AWDIWO Racing Inc. Pty. Ltd. Etc.
WARNING: "Objects In Mirror May Be Dumber Than They Appear"
Go Mikey #6!!!

by **Franck Murg** » Fri, 06 Jun 1997 04:00:00

Hi Fran?ois,

Glad to hear that your the new OFFICIAL leader. I already bow down and
pledge allegiance to you, ask god (you) to forgive all my (numerous)
sins, immolate a thousand lambs just to glorify your name, make a wish
of silence and chastity for the next 60 years to come...and god, sorry
YOU, knows how hard it can be....

Pffffft!

The more incredible is that you seems to be serious. Sad sad sad....

Please, do me a favour, in your signature, put back WASUPE le grand
'wasupe the great' for non-speaking French people, it seemed so
pompous and ridiculous that it made me Laugh so much (I was feeling so
HAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPY) everytime I was reading it, and BTW, also add
"the one who didn't understood anything, for those who didn't
understood anything", and please, learn to rule over the piece of meat
you have in your plate (that doddy & mommy sweat *** and tears to
bring you every days), before trying to come ruling in here, over real
people.

And BTW, please people, stop thinking that this chick is French, sorry
to disappoint you but I think you're looking at the wrong side of the
Atlantic ocean <VBG>.

Franck Murger (Buzz Racing)
Le Pr Saint Gervais, France
http://www.racesimcentral.net/~fmurger/
ICQ user # 410115

>This is going to be rude for me. In the past month, r.a.s. as evolued
>very much. It's now faster than ever. Eric T.Busch now as retired from
>the unofficial leader of r.a.s. Micheal E.Carver don't have time to
>take his place. In terms of popularity, I think that I should be the
>third in this list of most influent person on r.a.s. I think probably
>to take the place of "leader of r.a.s."

> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>SPEED- Public relations director
>SPEED- Cars, WC, BGN, Trucks, IROC, utilities and more...
>SPEED- http://www.racesimcentral.net/

>Flight Cadet Nien Numb, Gold squadron NSWL
>http://www.racesimcentral.net/;
>May the force be with you, always!!

>- *Excuse me for my poor English(I'm French speaking) * -

Franck Murger (Buzz Racing)
Le Pr Saint Gervais, France
http://www.racesimcentral.net/~fmurger/
ICQ user # 410115

by **Frank Hutto** » Fri, 06 Jun 1997 04:00:00

Well, I'm sorry, if there's a cool uniform involved here
I'll have to side with Der Kaiser Francois. I can see it
now, goose stepping down the street to the chant "HAAAPY...
HAAAPY...HAAAPY..." Stomp go the boots. I hear the drums
even now "Boom...Boom...Boom Boom Boom."

Today r.a.s. tommorow alt.binaries!
R.a.s. uber alles.

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by **R.G. Koehler J** » Fri, 06 Jun 1997 04:00:00

Probably swinging from the rafters when the ***
wore off and he realized what he had written to a
public newsgroup.

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by **Barton S. Brow** » Fri, 06 Jun 1997 04:00:00

>BigSnip<
> And BTW, please people, stop thinking that this chick is French, sorry
> to disappoint you but I think you're looking at the wrong side of the
> Atlantic ocean <VBG>.

> Franck Murger (Buzz Racing)

Ahhh...unless I'm greatly mistaken (could happen...) I don't think this
particular Fran?ois is a "chick" -- I believe Fran?ois is a rooster, and
quite possibly a capon.

Bart

by **amirr** » Fri, 06 Jun 1997 04:00:00

If his head gets any bigger my monitors going to explode! Or is that
implode?

by **amirr** » Fri, 06 Jun 1997 04:00:00

> Kid, congrats on the bday. When you get older you'll realize that respect
> and leadership are earned--not self-bestowed. People who are true leaders
> and humanitarians (on any level) don't need to waste their time singing
> their own praises. If praise is deserved, others will do that little job
> for them. Age doesn't have anything to do with "acting like an ***".
> True ***s don't have to tell anyone they're acting like ***s. When
> you have legitimate input, advice, and help to offer, give it in a selfless
> fashion. Respect, leadership, and ***hood will then take care of itself.

> Jerry Morelock

Well said.

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