: > : > -- Brian, maybe we can get a red car permanently assigned to you! :-)
: > I'd like to request that "puke" green car... especially for the warping
: > issue we used to have :-)
: Bill, are you suggesting that Brian makes you sick to your stomach, or is
: justed a warped individual! Hmmmm or maybe both! (G)
I know some of you laughed at it... especially my HAL pals.
But, just to explain, a little back ground first on what these WARP
issues were: Didn't matter how good you were, where you qualified, or
what kinda system you were using, but when the flags would wave, or the
server displayed a message, or for just no reason at all... cars would
disappear, reappear, sometimes INSIDE your own car, bounce off walls,
smash into each other, etc.
As testers we never really knew what would happen sometimes. I hosed up a
qualifying run at N.Wilkesboro, I think we had about 16 or 17 in it. My
intention was to start LAST. Yep, sometimes last was the place to be on
these warping starts. But I ended up in the middle. In the MIDDLE? No
way! I was a sitting duck for these WARP problems. It was going to mangle
me up good.
We KNOW it's gonna happen. You ever been in a race where you're NOT
afraid of the other drivers, but really afraid of what's going to happen
anyway? I've run many races with these guys, so we weren't too worried
about each other... just what would happen to us when that green flag waved.
Well, needless to say, when that green flag waved from the pace lap, all
my fears came true. Not only was I watching cars smash around me,
disappear, fly into the wall, parts go everywhere, but I was also
watching to make sure (like I could do anything about it anyway) that I
didn't just headram one of these smashed cars.
I barely mashed the gas at all when that flag went green. Then as the
damage started to pile up I just coasted. I went from 12th to 4th before
crossing the start/finish line. When I viewed the replay, I attributed my
LUCK to the color of my car, Puke Green (from the MULTICAR set). The
track just didn't like the looks of the car and wanted nothing to do with it.
It grabbed and tortured almost every car on the track, except
"puke green #32". It's a lucky car.
bill
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