pee'ed myself laughing..haha SNL needs you as a writer! :o)~
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| > Andre, isnt he still immersed in 'beta testing' MsPacManette 2002?
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| No, he actually disappeared up his own arsehole. Apparently he was
| walking along the street when it happened. Passers by heard his
| terrified screams but there was nothing they could do to help.
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| The police were quickly on the scene, but after interviewing witnesses
| they conceded that there was nothing they could do either.
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| Stg Steve Leamington Spa III of the Betatestersville Co. Sheriff's
| Department made this statement, "We've examined the scene but thus far
| all we've discovered is one pubic hair! And we're not even sure if it
| belonged to Mr Fisher. All I can say at this stage is we're keeping an
| open mind."
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| Eye witness Larry GP Legend Jr had this to say when interviewed at the
| scene by reporters, "Poor guy, He was just walking along when all of a
| sudden he just started to disappear up his own *** - terrible way to
| go, man!"
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| Should we have a RAS silent tribute?
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| Other strange reports are filtering through the worlds news media: This
| time of a top, as yet unnamed, Winston Cup Driver who has been seen
| walking around with Tom Pobst's feet*** out the back of his arse.
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| Typical of Tom, he couldn't disappear up his own arsehole, he had to use
| someone else's <g>.
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| Gerry