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U.S. Gran Turismo review up at Digital Sportspage

Alexander Carlt

U.S. Gran Turismo review up at Digital Sportspage

by Alexander Carlt » Wed, 20 May 1998 04:00:00

:

I take it you are at a loss for words?

Alex Carlton
Chief of Security
Advocates International
"Blowin' up your spot like Tim McVeigh"
(c)1998, Advocates International
All Rights Reversed.

Richard Carls

U.S. Gran Turismo review up at Digital Sportspage

by Richard Carls » Wed, 20 May 1998 04:00:00




>: pavement because there's no car around me" view REALISTIC. I admit I
>: have not tried a playstation with an analog controller as the ones I
>: tried in the stores are cheesy toys. I am content with my PC racing
>: sims, and canned the playstation long ago as the only available racing
>: games were dull ***which could be mastered in a half hour, no matter
>: how pretty they were.

>Translation:  I won't like, I won't try it, even if I try it, I won't like
>it because of reason #1, I won't like it.

>Richard, you are a shame to the PC Racing Fan community.  You mother uses
>Tandy, and your father is her brother.

>: Hell, maybe they'll port it to PC with a real***pit view and gauges
>: and we'll both be happy!

>Translation:  If it's on a PC, I will like it, because it is on a PC,
>which is better because I will like it.

>Richard, you are a shame to the human race, and a good example of why
>cross-breeding with sheep is a bad idea.  You're lucky that I'm an
>open-minded individual, and won't prejudge you because your parents came
>from the same flock.

>Everyone else:  This is kinda fun, although insulting the mentally
>challenged always seems to be, especially when they try to front as a
>intellectual/*** racing fan.  What a joke.

>Alex Carlton
>Chief of Security
>Advocates International
>"Blowin' up your spot like Tim McVeigh"
>(c)1998, Advocates International
>All Rights Reversed.

Gosh Alex, I'm hurt. Apparently you are so intellectually challenged
you can't handle criticism and have to resort to childish comments.

Regards,

Rick Carlson

Richard Carls

U.S. Gran Turismo review up at Digital Sportspage

by Richard Carls » Wed, 20 May 1998 04:00:00



Just don't touch them or they'll fall apart.

Richard Carls

U.S. Gran Turismo review up at Digital Sportspage

by Richard Carls » Wed, 20 May 1998 04:00:00



>I take it you are at a loss for words?

Only ignorant commentary, "Chief".

Regards,

Rick

Alexander Carlt

U.S. Gran Turismo review up at Digital Sportspage

by Alexander Carlt » Wed, 20 May 1998 04:00:00


: >: have not tried a playstation with an analog controller as the ones I
     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
: >: sims, and canned the playstation long ago as the only available racing
               ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
: >: games were dull ***which could be mastered in a half hour, no matter
     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
: Gosh Alex, I'm hurt. Apparently you are so intellectually challenged
: you can't handle criticism and have to resort to childish comments.
"Appearantly you are so intellectually challenged you have to insult me"

Oh, this is a good one for sure!
You haven't tried analog controllers, you canned the playstation a long
time ago, and you think games you have not tried can be mastered in 1/2 an
hour, and then insult me for insulting you, while trying to appear to be a
reasonable person with reasonable criticism.

You are either:

1)  Yet another troll, who is so bored in the newsgroups, that he/she/it
has nothing better to do than try to insult that which he/she/it has no
concept of.

or

2)  A loser, who should be pitied due to your lack of responsibility for
your defective genes, yet one who should be sterilized, in order to
cleanse the gene pool.

In the meantime...

I take it back, your mom is not a sheep.  Sheep are smarter than that.
I think your mother had the genetic makeup of a mentally challenged
gopher, which your father had fun stuffing.

Have a nice day,

Alex Carlton
Chief of Security
Advocates International
"Blowin' up your spot like Tim McVeigh"
(c)1998, Advocates International
All Rights Reversed.

Alexander Carlt

U.S. Gran Turismo review up at Digital Sportspage

by Alexander Carlt » Wed, 20 May 1998 04:00:00


: >I take it you are at a loss for words?
: Only ignorant commentary, "Chief".

Such as knowing a game you have never tried can be mastered in 1/2 an
hour, or saying that an analog controller that you haven't seen or tried
is cheap and toy-like?

The only ignorant commentaries I see are the ones emitting from your
machine, which in a sony playstation newsgroup, entitles me to flame you.

And don't bring up the crossposting, and it not being your fault, you can
trim headers if you really were not trying to act as flamebait, sucko.

Alex Carlton
Chief of Security
Advocates International
"Blowin' up your spot like Tim McVeigh"
(c)1998, Advocates International
All Rights Reversed.

Joe Ottos

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by Joe Ottos » Wed, 20 May 1998 04:00:00



> >Ta-da!  Buy any of the 3 or 4 steering wheels avaiable for for the
> >Playstation-- they even have pedals!

> Just don't touch them or they'll fall apart.

It's always easy to tell when you've never used one eh?

Real faith is objective

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Darien All

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by Darien All » Wed, 20 May 1998 04:00:00




>> >Ta-da!  Buy any of the 3 or 4 steering wheels avaiable for for the
>> >Playstation-- they even have pedals!

>> Just don't touch them or they'll fall apart.

>It's always easy to tell when you've never used one eh?

Sure he's used them...umm...yup he has...really.

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Richard Carls

U.S. Gran Turismo review up at Digital Sportspage

by Richard Carls » Wed, 20 May 1998 04:00:00





>: >: have not tried a playstation with an analog controller as the ones I
>     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>: >: sims, and canned the playstation long ago as the only available racing
>               ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>: >: games were dull ***which could be mastered in a half hour, no matter
>     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>: Gosh Alex, I'm hurt. Apparently you are so intellectually challenged
>: you can't handle criticism and have to resort to childish comments.
>"Appearantly you are so intellectually challenged you have to insult me"

>Oh, this is a good one for sure!

And yours are?  Spending too much too much time learning your witty
banter at the local elementary school playground? I'm certainly
impressed! I find your originality in commentary refreshing! Keep it
coming!

And the below comments are really pertinent and reasonable to the
issue here? Racing games?

Apparently your argument is so hollow you need to resort to the
following:

Good luck guy.

Regards,

Rick Carlson

Peter A. Brinkl

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by Peter A. Brinkl » Wed, 20 May 1998 04:00:00

Eh.. He's just jealous. GT is getting more attention because it is living
up to the hype.. And he's not a part of it. Anolog or otherwise the
control is still there.

-p

--
Peter A. Brinkley
VS Productions
Multimedia Composer/Arranger & Sound Designer
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Ken Sma

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by Ken Sma » Wed, 20 May 1998 04:00:00

Richard Carlson yammered...  



>>Ta-da!  Buy any of the 3 or 4 steering wheels avaiable for for the
>>Playstation-- they even have pedals!

>Just don't touch them or they'll fall apart.

If you don't like PS racing games, why reply?  Something to prove?

--
 -Ken
Magic 8-Ball sez: Most likely

Richard Carls

U.S. Gran Turismo review up at Digital Sportspage

by Richard Carls » Wed, 20 May 1998 04:00:00






>: >I take it you are at a loss for words?
>: Only ignorant commentary, "Chief".

>Such as knowing a game you have never tried can be mastered in 1/2 an
>hour, or saying that an analog controller that you haven't seen or tried
>is cheap and toy-like?

Owned one PSX, tried many boring games, and I tell ya, that NSF3 is a
real challenge!  I have seen and tried the PSX controllers at the
store. Thin, lightweight plastic shit seems to be the norm.

And your intimate knowledge of narrow genetic pools and sheep entitles
me to do likewise. Apparently you are a closet Woolite drinker. Better
clean those emptys out before yer momma sees 'em and starts to wonder.
By the way, you might not recognize her when you get home from school,
I shaved her back.

Did I bring this up, flame bait?
at Wal-Mart? Security Guards are my heros!

Adios. Enjoy tour PSX!

Regards,

Rick

Alexander Carlt

U.S. Gran Turismo review up at Digital Sportspage

by Alexander Carlt » Wed, 20 May 1998 04:00:00

: >Such as knowing a game you have never tried can be mastered in 1/2 an
: >hour, or saying that an analog controller that you haven't seen or tried
: >is cheap and toy-like?

: Owned one PSX, tried many boring games, and I tell ya, that NSF3 is a
: real challenge!  I have seen and tried the PSX controllers at the
: store. Thin, lightweight plastic shit seems to be the norm.
Hmmm... Need for Speed III = Gran Turismo?  I think not.
As for PSX controllers at the store, which ones?  Which store?  Did you
try analog steering wheels?  Did you try the dual shock?  Did you try the
Negcon?  I think not.

: And your intimate knowledge of narrow genetic pools and sheep entitles
: me to do likewise. Apparently you are a closet Woolite drinker. Better
: clean those emptys out before yer momma sees 'em and starts to wonder.
: By the way, you might not recognize her when you get home from school,
: I shaved her back.
Sam Kinnisman called me, he said you stole his joke.
As for my mother, she's dead, and last time I checked, ashes don't grow
hair, much like your dad couldn't grow a decent descendant, considering
the lackluster genes he could supply, I think it might be something to do
with the hamster infusion, but I could be wrong.

While we are on the subject of moms, I saw you kiss yours the other day,
How do my nuts taste?  

I also called your dad a fag, and he hit me with his purse.  

Didn't hurt though, limp wrists make for bad hand strength, is that why
the sony gamepads give you so much trouble?  Cannot find the strength to
push buttons?  I feel sorry for your grandfather, the only purebred
homosapiens in your line, but it really his fault for mating with a
donkey.

: >And don't bring up the crossposting, and it not being your fault, you can
: >trim headers if you really were not trying to act as flamebait, sucko.
: Did I bring this up, flame bait?
: Adios. Enjoy tour PSX!
No, you didn't bring it up, but your style of posting indicated that if I
failed in a preemptive strike, you would.

(ObNotHomoPhobic):  Big apology to all ***s out there, I do not
mean to insult you all in any way, just havin' a little fun at
Rick-has-no-Dick 's expense.

Alex Carlton
Chief of Security
Advocates International
"Blowin' up your spot like Tim McVeigh"
(c)1998, Advocates International
All Rights Reversed.

Intimidat

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by Intimidat » Wed, 20 May 1998 04:00:00



>Gee, I never realized PlayStation owners were so sensitive! If you
>like simulation driving by pushing buttons fine, what's up to you. My
>contention is that if you want to SIMULATE driving, my personal
>snotty, self proclaimed PC sim lovin' *** choice is a wheel. I
>think most people interested in hard core racing simulations aren't
>cramping their hands in a 200-500 mile race with a gamepad or
>keyboard. Something about carpal tunnel syndrome doesn't thrill me.

>Have a good one!

>Rick

  So then use a steering wheel you snotty, self proclaimed PC sim
lovin' ***.
Randy Magrud

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by Randy Magrud » Wed, 20 May 1998 04:00:00


>Gee, I never realized PlayStation owners were so sensitive! If you
>like simulation driving by pushing buttons fine, what's up to you. My
>contention is that if you want to SIMULATE driving, my personal
>snotty, self proclaimed PC sim lovin' *** choice is a wheel.

Mine, too.  That's why I have several wheels for the PC and several
for the Playstation.  The platform is NOT an issue here, nor is the
game.

The dual shock is nice if you don't want to set up a wheel and still
want analog finesse, but yes, nothing beats a fine wheel.

Randy
Randy Magruder
Contributing Reviewer
Digital Sportspage
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