:0(. Made you feel small. Never mind, some are not ready yet, you are one
who is not ready. The physics is only for the chosen. you are too old to
begin the trainning anyway. Stick to games with steering help, until, one
day, even you may be ready. You will never do the Ring in under 10mins, you
puff <G>.
Bye
You puff.
>Things I've learned in this thread:
> GPL was coded by God, himself. He apparantely worked it on during the
>evenings of the fifth and sixth days. He released it on a Monday.
> Users of the sim, after acquiring sufficient time with it, report
>some sort of religious epiphany. From this point forward they are
>totally converted to GPLism.
> Once converted to GPLism, their faith mantains, that they cannot
>admit that GPL is in any way, less than perfect. Every feature of a 1967
>Gran Prix car is captured in flawless detail within the sim according to
>the GPL zealots. And of course, there were no bugs in the sim. After
>all, God did code it.
> Their sect also mantains, that they attempt to convert heathens and
>sinners to the cult. They attempt to accomplish this by looking for some
>innocent soul, who is foolish enough to post to R.A.S., "I just got
>Nascar Racing 2015. Boy is it cool." Of course, we know it cannot be
>cool, since it is not GPL. The cult members will then set upon this
>hapless individual, attempting to convert his path to the one true sim.
> If the conversion process should fail, which it often does, the
>followers are prone to walk away mumbling to themselves ("Quantity does
>not equal quality", "They race like slot cars", "One hour setup wonders"
>"They go around the corner as if on rails"). No one outside of the sect,
>much cares.
> You can do something. Go to the house of a GPList. Ringing the
>doorbell or knocking on the door will do little good. They won't answer
>anyway.
> Open the door, listen carefully. If they are in the midst of a
>religious ceremony, you should here something like, "Crap, spun out! Oh
> Carefully sneak up and unplug the power cord to thier computer. You
>might notice they cease all movements and a blank expression on thier
>face, as you break the trace. This is normal.
> Take them by the hand and lead them outside. Go for a walk, to the
>park, shoot some hoops (they won't be very good at this), but be
>patient. It's been quite a while since they've been out.
> When you hear a slight popping noise and they suddenly speak, for no
>appararent reason, "well yes, the brakes do seem to lock up a bit too
>much", they are well on the road to recovery.
> 2_Slow
> Just say no