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EA Rules

Get a damn life you racing sim people!

by EA Rules » Sat, 20 Feb 1999 04:00:00

You geeks have broken down Nascar Revolution again and again! Enough
already. So you Mordots think that NR99 is all that? Well let's
breakdown this "Sim"
.
1.Geez, I didn't know pit crews stood there like paper cut-outs and did
nothing when you pitted?!

2.Yeah, that smoke and dirt looks real too, NOT!

3.Do you know how many times I haven't been blacked flagged for doing
shit that i know for a fact that would get me blacked flagged? Remeber
it's a simulation.

4.When you select the***pit view, where's the steering wheel? That
ones for the whiner rrevved!

5. When you leave skid marks on a track in NR99, why do they dissapear
on the next lap? Hey you jerk-offs wanna get picky, let's get picky
then!

6.I did not realize, in a true simulator, you could race a fictional car
against a realistic field? That would be like taking the #69 Playboy
Channel F-16 into combat!

7.I didn't realize that real WC cars could stop on a dime like that if
an accident happens in front of them. It happens in NR99, so it must be
real!

8.And since when could a car, any car for that matter, make a 90 deg.
turn (when stopped) like they do in NR99?!

9.I could keep going, but I think you mordots get the point!

Bottem line, stop your whining about Nascar Revolution and take a closer
look at the almighty Sierra series! What a bunch of losers!

Cowen Wilso

Get a damn life you racing sim people!

by Cowen Wilso » Sat, 20 Feb 1999 04:00:00

How old are you? 7? 8? 9?  Or did you just run out of prozac??

Cowen


>You geeks have broken down Nascar Revolution again and again! Enough
>already. So you Mordots think that NR99 is all that? Well let's
>breakdown this "Sim"
>.
>1.Geez, I didn't know pit crews stood there like paper cut-outs and did
>nothing when you pitted?!

>2.Yeah, that smoke and dirt looks real too, NOT!

>3.Do you know how many times I haven't been blacked flagged for doing
>shit that i know for a fact that would get me blacked flagged? Remeber
>it's a simulation.

>4.When you select the***pit view, where's the steering wheel? That
>ones for the whiner rrevved!

>5. When you leave skid marks on a track in NR99, why do they dissapear
>on the next lap? Hey you jerk-offs wanna get picky, let's get picky
>then!

>6.I did not realize, in a true simulator, you could race a fictional car
>against a realistic field? That would be like taking the #69 Playboy
>Channel F-16 into combat!

>7.I didn't realize that real WC cars could stop on a dime like that if
>an accident happens in front of them. It happens in NR99, so it must be
>real!

>8.And since when could a car, any car for that matter, make a 90 deg.
>turn (when stopped) like they do in NR99?!

>9.I could keep going, but I think you mordots get the point!

>Bottem line, stop your whining about Nascar Revolution and take a closer
>look at the almighty Sierra series! What a bunch of losers!

ymenar

Get a damn life you racing sim people!

by ymenar » Sat, 20 Feb 1999 04:00:00

EA Rules! wrote

1. This is rec.autos.simulators, not rec.autos.arcade

2. We do have a life, or we would be dead

3. Plonk

-= Of course NR99 has flaws, but most of them are due to the limitations of
the game engine.  At least it feels and acts like a real Stock-car with the
limitations of the game engine, not a fake arcade game like NRev.

-= Fran?ois Mnard <ymenard/Nas-Frank>
-= NROS Nascar sanctioned Guide http://www.nros.com/
-= SimRacing Online http://www.simracing.com/
-= Official mentally retarded guy of r.a.s.
-= May the Downforce be with you...

"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realise
how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."

Greg Cisk

Get a damn life you racing sim people!

by Greg Cisk » Sat, 20 Feb 1999 04:00:00


>You geeks have broken down Nascar Revolution again and again! Enough
>already. So you Mordots think that NR99 is all that? Well let's
>breakdown this "Sim"

Well I don't know about "all that" but NR1999 is certainly better than
NRev. Dork...

I didn't either. I wouldn't talk shit about the pit crews. I didn't know the
real drivers start each race 10 feet above their car. Remember Nrev is
advertised as more realistic then N2. Thanks for stopping by...

Oh as opposed to the Nrev wheel with the spiffy polygon robot arms?
Um, what are you using to control the car?

Hey when you leave skid marks in your underwear, why do they dissapear
when you wash them? After all it has the same impact on the race.

I didn't realise that someone with his/her head *THAT* far up their
ass would have the balls to embarrass themselves like you are doing.

Too bad your prozac hasn't kicked in.

--

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EA Rules

Get a damn life you racing sim people!

by EA Rules » Sat, 20 Feb 1999 04:00:00

Oh no not insults. What's a person to do? I bet it took you all day long to
think those up. What a mordiot. The only person I would respect in here now is
rrevved. The majority of you Nascar professional driver wannabes (the only
Nascar steering wheel to ever be in your hands is that overpriced piece of
plastic you spent your whole weeks paycheck on) are a bunch of cry babbies that
can knock one thing with such detail but whine and insult when another person
knocks one of your favorites. I thought people were supposed to out grow that by
the third grade. Obviously Greg Cisko hasn't! He also learned a new word,
Prozac. Gee Greggy, that's impressive. If it weren't for your cranial fecal
impaction fighting with  your hydrocephalic condition, you'ld might be okay.
Might. But as it stands you're still a mordiot!


> >You geeks have broken down Nascar Revolution again and again! Enough
> >already. So you Mordots think that NR99 is all that? Well let's
> >breakdown this "Sim"

> Well I don't know about "all that" but NR1999 is certainly better than
> NRev. Dork...

> >1.Geez, I didn't know pit crews stood there like paper cut-outs and did
> >nothing when you pitted?!

> I didn't either. I wouldn't talk shit about the pit crews. I didn't know the
> real drivers start each race 10 feet above their car. Remember Nrev is
> advertised as more realistic then N2. Thanks for stopping by...

> >4.When you select the***pit view, where's the steering wheel? That
> >ones for the whiner rrevved!

> Oh as opposed to the Nrev wheel with the spiffy polygon robot arms?
> Um, what are you using to control the car?

> >5. When you leave skid marks on a track in NR99, why do they dissapear
> >on the next lap? Hey you jerk-offs wanna get picky, let's get picky
> >then!

> Hey when you leave skid marks in your underwear, why do they dissapear
> when you wash them? After all it has the same impact on the race.

> >6.I did not realize, in a true simulator, you could race a fictional car
> >against a realistic field? That would be like taking the #69 Playboy
> >Channel F-16 into combat!

> I didn't realise that someone with his/her head *THAT* far up their
> ass would have the balls to embarrass themselves like you are doing.

> >Bottem line, stop your whining about Nascar Revolution and take a closer
> >look at the almighty Sierra series! What a bunch of losers!

> Too bad your prozac hasn't kicked in.

> --

> Header address intentionally scrambled to ward off the spamming hordes.

> cisko [AT] ix [DOT] netcom [DOT] com

David L. Co

Get a damn life you racing sim people!

by David L. Co » Sun, 21 Feb 1999 04:00:00


> You geeks have broken down Nascar Revolution again and again! Enough
> already. So you Mordots think that NR99 is all that? Well let's
> breakdown this "Sim"
> .
> 1.Geez, I didn't know pit crews stood there like paper cut-outs and did
> nothing when you pitted?!

I'd rather have paper cut-outs for my pit crew than robot arms steering
my car ;)

David Cook

Travis Kallne

Get a damn life you racing sim people!

by Travis Kallne » Sun, 21 Feb 1999 04:00:00

First of all, I have a life. Which is something more than I can say about
you "EA Rules!" (Oh gee, did you get paid to say that?) Well then, let's
take apart your message here.


> You geeks have broken down Nascar Revolution again and again! Enough
> already. So you Mordots think that NR99 is all that? Well let's
> breakdown this "Sim"

Hell, I don't care if you like N-Rev. If you wanna go around proclaiming
your love for it, fine, go ahead. But calling it a sim would be like calling
Mr. Bean a drama.
And if you want to do something useful in this world, otherwise proving that
you're a geek also here (BTW, in my opinion, geeks are starting to become
the coolest thing in the world), why don't you shut up, sit down, and work
on utilities to enhance N-Rev? Go hack into it and create some tracks for
it.

Wow, that's something I haven't heard yet. (Sarcasm) Granted, there could've
been a better pit crew in N99. While we're on something we didn't know could
happen in real life, I wasn't aware that when a real driver entered the pits
his car went under remote control. Wow, that's pretty amazing, don't you
think?

If you're so concerned with how the smoke and dirt look, look around the net
to try to find a more realistic smoke/dirt patch. I"m sure they're around
here somewhere.

Hmm...and what are you doing by the way in hopes of getting black flags?

Once again, if you want a steering wheel, look around the net and you can
find a better***pit which has a steering wheel and shifter in it. Now, the
wheel doesn't move, but hey, that's not my fault.

I wasn't even aware NR99 left skid marks. My question is, what's really the
use of skid marks? Oh yeah, I really wanna see where I spun out at.

Oh, the maturity in this newsgroup is amazing! (More sarcasm)

And I did not realize in a true simulator you could possess the bodies of
Jeff Gordon, Mark Martin, or Dale Jarrett. A simulation is a simulation, its
not real life..its as real as real life without actually being there.

Ok, can we please stop the "realizing" of real life stuff, its getting
rather annoying. And sorry, after a Talladega race in NR1999 where I slammed
into the back of Bill Elliot after he spun out tells me that the brakes in
NR1999 aren't the type that can "stop on a dime".

Its called spinning of tires. Granted I don't like the 90 degrees turn it
makes, but tire spinning is something that happens in real WC cars. (Dale
Earnhardt at the infield of Daytona in 1998)

That's all? I'm dissapointed you could only find eight flaws to write about,
cause I could write more than eight for N-Rev. And why did you list a #9? Is
that a problem you have with yourself?

And here's my bottom line, stop calling N-Rev a simulation. That's the only
problem I have. If you want to come on here and talk about how great it is,
that's fine by me, but jeez...stop saying its a friggin' sim! The "almighty
Sierra" series isn't the only company that makes sims that I think are
great..let's see, Bethesda has out Burnout:Championship Drag Racing. Then we
got the company whoever made GP2. And take a look at Motorsport Simulations
Inc., they look rather promising with their AMA Superbike sim. I agree with
you, there is life after Sierra...but don't look to the arms of EA.

Losers? Look who's talking Mr. "EA Rules!".

Travis Kallne

Get a damn life you racing sim people!

by Travis Kallne » Sun, 21 Feb 1999 04:00:00


> Oh no not insults.

And what do you call "geeks", "losers", and "jerk-offs" from your original message?
I don't think you were complimenting me.

Actually, I don't really have any ambitions to drive a real stock car. I stick to
the simulations and continue to study to work with something in the field of
computers.

Really? And when did you supposedly outgrow that phase?

Schlom

Get a damn life you racing sim people!

by Schlom » Sun, 21 Feb 1999 04:00:00

Ok i wasnt gonna touch this one  but it seems now i have to.  I might not have
driven a NASCAR style car but ive driven a mini sprint (and not its not a
glorified go-kart), and ive driven a dwarf car.  Ok so that is a glorified
go-kart...no offense to dwarf car racers.

 I also know for a fact there are others that post to RAS that have racing
experiance.  However limited my real world racing experiance is...i find N2 and
N99 FAR MORE realistic that NasRev.  Im not saying NasRev is a bad game.  Its
good if you like a more arcade style racing.  But as far as realisim goes Papy
has come alot closer.  And since the main focus here is "simulators" and not
"games" expect NasRev to be mildly critisized (i use that very loosely) or in
some aspects even out right called a piece of junk (compared to Papy sims).

Oh and the "fictional car against a realistic field" thing...The idea is you
are driving for your own team in your own car; as opposed to driving a
hendrick, roush, childress, etc.. car fot that team.

And one more thing...mordiot????  What the hell is that!!

Greg Cisk

Get a damn life you racing sim people!

by Greg Cisk » Sun, 21 Feb 1999 04:00:00


>Oh no not insults. What's a person to do? I bet it took you all day long to

Well who the hell (some people just knew it would come to this) are
you anyway? Your origional post was plenty insulting. You seem like
some new guy who just showed up and started spewing shit. I bet
we never hear from you again after htis thread. Oh but wait, you could
be the rodster... That guy is an *** anyway so there.

Yes my post was insulting but I also had some valid points which
you don't even attempt to discuss. So there is only one more thing
left to do.

*PLONK!*

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Michael E. Carve

Get a damn life you racing sim people!

by Michael E. Carve » Sun, 21 Feb 1999 04:00:00


% Oh no not insults. What's a person to do? I bet it took you all day long to
% think those up. What a mordiot. The only person I would respect in here now is
% rrevved. The majority of you Nascar professional driver wannabes (the only
% Nascar steering wheel to ever be in your hands is that overpriced piece of
% plastic you spent your whole weeks paycheck on) are a bunch of cry babbies that
% can knock one thing with such detail but whine and insult when another person
% knocks one of your favorites. I thought people were supposed to out grow that by
% the third grade. Obviously Greg Cisko hasn't! He also learned a new word,
% Prozac. Gee Greggy, that's impressive. If it weren't for your cranial fecal
% impaction fighting with  your hydrocephalic condition, you'ld might be okay.
% Might. But as it stands you're still a mordiot!

Troll bait.....   If you wanna play, at least be man enough to not hide
behind a hotmail mail account and post from a your real Internet
account.
--
**************************** Michael E. Carver *************************
     Upside out, or inside down...False alarm the only game in town.

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=<[ /./.  [-  < ]>=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

EA Rules

Get a damn life you racing sim people!

by EA Rules » Sun, 21 Feb 1999 04:00:00

LOL, plonk, I get it! Oh so now I should feel bad or maybe offended? What is
plonk anyway? Is that your secret code or something? Oh geez I feel really
offended now. Yeah right. Whats the matter Greggy, did you get insulted and the
best thing you can come back with is some geek "i'll show him" Plonk?!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO  Boy you rec.auto.simulator guys really got it going on,
NOT!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHO


> >Oh no not insults. What's a person to do? I bet it took you all day long to

> Well who the hell (some people just knew it would come to this) are
> you anyway? Your origional post was plenty insulting. You seem like
> some new guy who just showed up and started spewing shit. I bet
> we never hear from you again after htis thread. Oh but wait, you could
> be the rodster... That guy is an *** anyway so there.

> Yes my post was insulting but I also had some valid points which
> you don't even attempt to discuss. So there is only one more thing
> left to do.

> *PLONK!*

> --

> Header address intentionally scrambled to ward off the spamming hordes.

> cisko [AT] ix [DOT] netcom [DOT] com

EA Rules

Get a damn life you racing sim people!

by EA Rules » Sun, 21 Feb 1999 04:00:00

Why the hell should I you mordiot! Where in the book of internet rules does it say
that I must give you my isp email? What do you think i'm stupid? "Oh i'll just go
ahead and give it out so every mordiot from REC.AUTOS.SIMULATORS can email bomb me or
complain to my isp because I called you a name. WAAAAAAAAAAA! That email is for more
important things and people. Oh by the way nice webpage, NOT! My three year old son
knows html better than that! It hasn't been updated since Aug of '96. Yep you get alot
of visitors!



> % Oh no not insults. What's a person to do? I bet it took you all day long to
> % think those up. What a mordiot. The only person I would respect in here now is
> % rrevved. The majority of you Nascar professional driver wannabes (the only
> % Nascar steering wheel to ever be in your hands is that overpriced piece of
> % plastic you spent your whole weeks paycheck on) are a bunch of cry babbies that
> % can knock one thing with such detail but whine and insult when another person
> % knocks one of your favorites. I thought people were supposed to out grow that by
> % the third grade. Obviously Greg Cisko hasn't! He also learned a new word,
> % Prozac. Gee Greggy, that's impressive. If it weren't for your cranial fecal
> % impaction fighting with  your hydrocephalic condition, you'ld might be okay.
> % Might. But as it stands you're still a mordiot!

> Troll bait.....   If you wanna play, at least be man enough to not hide
> behind a hotmail mail account and post from a your real Internet
> account.
> --
> **************************** Michael E. Carver *************************
>      Upside out, or inside down...False alarm the only game in town.

> =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=<[ /./.  [-  < ]>=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

EA Rules

Get a damn life you racing sim people!

by EA Rules » Sun, 21 Feb 1999 04:00:00

It's the old for those that know, know. For those that don't know, don't need to
know.

> >The majority of you Nascar professional driver wannabes (the only
> >Nascar steering wheel to ever be in your hands is that overpriced piece of
> >plastic you spent your whole weeks paycheck on) are a bunch of cry babbies
> >that
> >can knock one thing with such detail but whine and insult when another person
> >knocks one of your favorites.

> Ok i wasnt gonna touch this one  but it seems now i have to.  I might not have
> driven a NASCAR style car but ive driven a mini sprint (and not its not a
> glorified go-kart), and ive driven a dwarf car.  Ok so that is a glorified
> go-kart...no offense to dwarf car racers.

>  I also know for a fact there are others that post to RAS that have racing
> experiance.  However limited my real world racing experiance is...i find N2 and
> N99 FAR MORE realistic that NasRev.  Im not saying NasRev is a bad game.  Its
> good if you like a more arcade style racing.  But as far as realisim goes Papy
> has come alot closer.  And since the main focus here is "simulators" and not
> "games" expect NasRev to be mildly critisized (i use that very loosely) or in
> some aspects even out right called a piece of junk (compared to Papy sims).

> Oh and the "fictional car against a realistic field" thing...The idea is you
> are driving for your own team in your own car; as opposed to driving a
> hendrick, roush, childress, etc.. car fot that team.

> And one more thing...mordiot????  What the hell is that!!


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