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Anyone got the sound?

Regards,
David Mocnay

Trips

Regards,
David Mocnay

Finally, all of us who run GPL have a level track, equal ability, and
everything we want in the sim!  Papyrus* just posted these much-needed cheat
codes for GPL exclusively for subscribers to r.a.s.**  Just type in before you
launch a new race.

Hey, doodz.  Wanna race?

DOH! - Reduces artificial intelligence by 30 IQ points.
CPR - Reduces artificial intelligence by 50 IQ points.
VANNIKOV - Reduces Jim Clark's intelligence by 20 IQ points.  Only works at
Kyalami.
MRFREEZE - Instantly chills all opponents tires.
RAILS - Lets you race with the legends with no practice.
BLACKBAND - Fills all that wasted space with a cool graphic of your zipper and
an occasional alto-stratus.
PINTO - Makes rear-end of your car impregnable.
TAKETHAT - Enables nitro booster.
GPLMADNESS - Lets you take any grass or gravel shortcut at speed.
BURNBABY - Enables heat-seeking missile
OHYEAH? - Extends middle finger on driver's right arm.
CRMGDDN - Adds civilian oncoming traffic.
VALIUM - Instantly stops twitchy "drivers arm."
NOREASTER - Enables heavy rain, but only on opponents' cars.
GPLCULT - Disables cars of all "true believers."
STEALTH - Makes you temporarily invisible when you cause a mishap.
------------  -- Instantly annoys the entire grid.
STCKYGRSS - Makes handling, physics, graphics just like another well-known sim.
FLSHYTRSH - Makes handling, physics, graphics just like yet another well-known
sim.
VPRWARE - Makes handling, physics, graphics, you get the idea.
CANUSAYPENTIUM? - Lets GPL run on 386DX machines. (Sorry, not 386SX.)
THISRULZ - Enables force feedback, but only if you qualify in the top five.
FPS - Makes everyone have as shitty a time as you.

*Papyrus, quite obviously, were not involved in this project.  Hope you guys
have a little sense of humor.  And thanks again for GPL.

**Hey, can we all lighten up a bit?  This is supposed to be fun.  At least
that's what I'm having.

Pinebox

LOL!!!
Great Post!!

Matt_K

Jens

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Remove "NOSPAM" before using my email-address

Maybe you could, ya know, kinda "accidentally" delete those Cooper setups.
Nudge-nudge, wink-wink.

I was on your site today because I think I've finally gotten comfortable enough
in the Eagle to go public on VROC.  Saw your write-up and set-ups and
downloaded them. Jeez.  I've been sweating all these weeks getting even the
Eagle under some predictable control!  With your Cooper setup, I ran 11 laps at
Watkins Glen, which I know best.  Laps six through eleven:
1:10.74
1:09.82
1:09.33
1:10.42
1:10.00
1:08.86

Not world-class, but consistent right off the shelf!  The Cooper just felt
comfy right from the start.  And not comfy as in "slow."

I'll probably go back to the Eagle eventually (Gurney and all that) but these
are sure fun to drive.  Expect a LOT of traffic on your site tonight!

Thanks

Kurt Steinbock

% Maybe you could, ya know, kinda "accidentally" delete those Cooper setups.
% Nudge-nudge, wink-wink.

% I was on your site today because I think I've finally gotten comfortable enough
% in the Eagle to go public on VROC.  Saw your write-up and set-ups and
% downloaded them. Jeez.  I've been sweating all these weeks getting even the
% Eagle under some predictable control!  With your Cooper setup, I ran 11 laps at
% Watkins Glen, which I know best.  Laps six through eleven:
% 1:10.74
% 1:09.82
% 1:09.33
% 1:10.42
% 1:10.00
% 1:08.86

% Not world-class, but consistent right off the shelf!  The Cooper just felt
% comfy right from the start.  And not comfy as in "slow."

% I'll probably go back to the Eagle eventually (Gurney and all that) but these
% are sure fun to drive.  Expect a LOT of traffic on your site tonight!

% Thanks

% Kurt Steinbock

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What does this mean. I have written codes almost every window of the
game and nothing happens. Could you tell me how can I use these codes?
Where should I write them? Thanks!!

Perhaps you missed this at the bottom of the list of "cheat codes."  Sorry for
your confusion -- it was merely my attempt at humor, satire, parody, or
something.

Pinebox

Cheers!
John

Oh no it was a joke!! I tried the cheats about 100 times.
Thanks Pinebox

BMMEUP---Makes Jackie Stewart run at 200+ MPH at the Ring!

Tucson Coyote