10) you shaved off 10min on your daily drive to work since the release of
GPL
9) you installed the third new gearbox in your car, because you use the
clutch only for the start
8) you drift through every corner
7) you are looking for the pitboard sign, when you drive into the garage
6) when driving your car your are not looking to the left or right, but
pressing on the horn left and right on your steering-wheel
5) you try to outbrake other drivers before every turn
4) you installed sidepipes w/o any dampening to get better sound in your car
3) your boss wants you to drive him to the airport, you don't drive him to
jfk, but to the Nuerburgring
2) someone asks you before the last formula one race of the season, who is
going to win, Schumacher or H?kkinen, you just don't know what the hell he
is talking about and just answer Jim Clark
1) you are looking for the Shift-R keys in your car after an accident
Greetings from Koblenz
Staabi
Please excuse my grammar, I'm german-speeking