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You know, you race to much GPL when in your real life

Michael Staa

You know, you race to much GPL when in your real life

by Michael Staa » Sat, 05 Dec 1998 04:00:00

You know, you race to much GPL when in your real life

10) you shaved off 10min on your daily drive to work since the release of
GPL
9) you installed the third new gearbox in your car, because you use the
clutch only for the start

8) you drift through every corner

7) you are looking for the pitboard sign, when you drive into the garage

6) when driving your car your are not looking to the left or right, but
pressing on the horn left and right on your steering-wheel

5) you try to outbrake other drivers before every turn

4) you installed sidepipes w/o any dampening to get better sound in your car

3) your boss wants you to drive him to the airport, you don't drive him to
jfk, but to the Nuerburgring

2) someone asks you before the last formula one race of the season, who is
going to win, Schumacher or H?kkinen, you just don't know what the hell he
is talking about and just answer Jim Clark

1) you are looking for the Shift-R keys in your car after an accident

Greetings from Koblenz

Staabi

Please excuse my grammar, I'm german-speeking

Norm

You know, you race to much GPL when in your real life

by Norm » Sat, 05 Dec 1998 04:00:00


>You know, you race to much GPL when in your real life

You hop in your real car after driving GPL and you think you've gotten a
flat for sure because of the abnormally excessive body roll.  I've stopped
twice to check!
Norm
John P. Wilso

You know, you race to much GPL when in your real life

by John P. Wilso » Sat, 05 Dec 1998 04:00:00


>10) you shaved off 10min on your daily drive to work since the release of
>GPL

Oh, hell yeah.

I have an automatic, but sometimes wonder "why it shifts so early."

I try...

Would be nice...

I did that, like, the sixth day I had the game.

That's a given, and the #1 on my list.

car

No, but I do turn off the radio and sometimes open the windows for that
"rush."

That would be hard, since I don't live in Germany.

Ha-ha!  I remember doing something like that regarding the Nurburgring race
(when I still had the demo, and was thinking of the track that would be in
the game - I had no idea, did I?).

I don't do that (lack of accidents?), but sometimes I do look for the F2 key
(whoa, I wanna see that again!).

- John P. Wilson :|:
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T.Galvi

You know, you race to much GPL when in your real life

by T.Galvi » Sat, 05 Dec 1998 04:00:00


>You know, you race to much GPL

When there is a Lotus 49 dash burnt into your monitor.
Johan Foedere

You know, you race to much GPL when in your real life

by Johan Foedere » Sat, 05 Dec 1998 04:00:00

Great post :-)

One question though. Did you experience all this?

// Johan


> You know, you race to much GPL when in your real life

> 10) you shaved off 10min on your daily drive to work since the release of
> GPL
> 9) you installed the third new gearbox in your car, because you use the
> clutch only for the start

> 8) you drift through every corner

> 7) you are looking for the pitboard sign, when you drive into the garage

> 6) when driving your car your are not looking to the left or right, but
> pressing on the horn left and right on your steering-wheel

> 5) you try to outbrake other drivers before every turn

> 4) you installed sidepipes w/o any dampening to get better sound in your car

> 3) your boss wants you to drive him to the airport, you don't drive him to
> jfk, but to the Nuerburgring

> 2) someone asks you before the last formula one race of the season, who is
> going to win, Schumacher or H?kkinen, you just don't know what the hell he
> is talking about and just answer Jim Clark

> 1) you are looking for the Shift-R keys in your car after an accident

> Greetings from Koblenz

> Staabi

> Please excuse my grammar, I'm german-speeking

Michael Staa

You know, you race to much GPL when in your real life

by Michael Staa » Sat, 05 Dec 1998 04:00:00

Hi,

well, not all of this...   ;-)

greetings,

Staabi

Johan Foederer schrieb in Nachricht

Graeme Nas

You know, you race to much GPL when in your real life

by Graeme Nas » Sat, 05 Dec 1998 04:00:00

Whilst walking around the house you find yourself thinking things like
"Dammit, I could have taken a better line on the entry to the kitchen",
and so on.....

Cheers!

--
Graeme Nash

You know what to do with "don't_spam_me"...
http://www.karisma1.demon.co.uk/
ICQ# 11257824

"Useless quote"

Cossi

You know, you race to much GPL when in your real life

by Cossi » Sat, 05 Dec 1998 04:00:00

4 wheel drift in a Geo Metro is a sign of too much GPL too



Don Hancoc

You know, you race to much GPL when in your real life

by Don Hancoc » Sat, 05 Dec 1998 04:00:00


etc..

    I've done EXACLTY that with N99 stuff!!!

    While not at 6:00am (I don't get up that early for ANYthing!!); I DO
hear that every night from the "Better Half."

    MAN, that's good!!

    Struck another chord there, didn't we?

>Bruce D.



>> You know, you race to much GPL when in your real life

>> 10) you shaved off 10min on your daily drive to work since the release of
>> GPL
>> 9) you installed the third new gearbox in your car, because you use the
>> clutch only for the start

>> 8) you drift through every corner

>> 7) you are looking for the pitboard sign, when you drive into the garage

>> 6) when driving your car your are not looking to the left or right, but
>> pressing on the horn left and right on your steering-wheel

>> 5) you try to outbrake other drivers before every turn

>> 4) you installed sidepipes w/o any dampening to get better sound in your
car

>> 3) your boss wants you to drive him to the airport, you don't drive him
to
>> jfk, but to the Nuerburgring

>> 2) someone asks you before the last formula one race of the season, who
is
>> going to win, Schumacher or H?kkinen, you just don't know what the hell
he
>> is talking about and just answer Jim Clark

>> 1) you are looking for the Shift-R keys in your car after an accident

>> Greetings from Koblenz

>> Staabi

>> Please excuse my grammar, I'm german-speeking

    OUTSTANDING thread you guys!!

Don Hancock
"Gunner"

Jason Mond

You know, you race to much GPL when in your real life

by Jason Mond » Sat, 05 Dec 1998 04:00:00

You think how cool it would be to drive to work in 'your' Ferrari.

Some of my daily commuting roads would make great GPL tracks :)


> You know, you race to much GPL when in your real life

> Staabi

> Please excuse my grammar, I'm german-speeking

--
--------
Jason Monds
(Please remove 'no extra spork' when replying)
Marc J. Nelso

You know, you race to much GPL when in your real life

by Marc J. Nelso » Sat, 05 Dec 1998 04:00:00


> You know, you race to much GPL when in your real life

...when you wish the family car was equipped with a detail bias slider to
improve/hide its lines.

...when you browse through a manual on the recommended settings for bump ***s
for a Toyota Tercel.

...when, after making a great pass on another commuter, you want to view the
replay.

...when you ask the local gas station attendant for genuine Kendal motor oil.

Thanks for the great post Michael!  =)

Cheers!

Marc

--
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SimRacing Online - http://www.racesimcentral.net/

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Peter Gag

You know, you race to much GPL when in your real life

by Peter Gag » Sun, 06 Dec 1998 04:00:00

You know you race too much GPL when.....

Sheesh, I haven't got time to write this, I've gotta try and get
under 1:30 a Monza!!!!

8-)

*Peter*   #:-)

Eldre

You know, you race to much GPL when in your real life

by Eldre » Sun, 06 Dec 1998 04:00:00


You sit in your real car at a traffic light, and are impressed that your hands
aren't shaking on the wheel.

You sit at the light, holding up traffic, because you're waiting for the guy
with the green flag...

You find yourself 'trail-braking' into your driveway.

Eldred

gdf1

You know, you race to much GPL when in your real life

by gdf1 » Sun, 06 Dec 1998 04:00:00

ROFL!

I thought that all of the postings here were brilliant, but this message was
the best!

:-)

Adam


>You know you race too much GPL when.....

>Sheesh, I haven't got time to write this, I've gotta try and get
>under 1:30 a Monza!!!!

>8-)

>*Peter*   #:-)


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