On Sat, 24 Jan 2004 18:43:36 -0500, "David G Fisher"
wisdom:
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/ O O\__ feed the Trolls. |
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Usenet troll
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Climate/Terrain: Any Usenet newsgroup (Also "Any IRC channel", as
they
frequent IRC as well.)
Frequency: Common
Organization: Thread
Activity cycle: Any
Diet: Lusers
Intelligence: Low (3-5)
Treasure: None
Alignment: Chaotic evil (neutral)
No. Appearing: 1
Armour Class: n/a
Movement: 'c'
Hit Dice: 100
THAC0: n/a
No. of Attacks: n/a
Damage/Attack: n/a
Special Attacks: See below
Special Defenses: See below
Magic Resistance: 100%
Size: Exists as mental force only
Morale: Elite (14)
XP Value: 1,800
The Usenet troll (Trollicus useneticus ***yirritatingus) is an
evil mental parasite found in all areas of Usenet, where it preys upon
the
brains of lusers (Homo stultissimus). Most clueful people avoid these
creatures, since Usenet trolls know no fear and attack unceasingly,
demanding responses from their prey.
Usenet trolls, unlike most trolls, are immune to flames (Flammae
useneticae), which is unfortunate, as most will try to attack them
with
these first. In fact, when a troll is attacked with flames, it will
actually be able to use these flames to create more, which it
will hurl back at its unfortunate attacker. Long-lived trolls may be
able
to render an entire newsgroup uninhabitable with all the flames it
creates.
The only form of attack a troll has is its ability to incite
responses, which it needs to feed from; hence, the best way to defend
yourself against a troll is simply to ignore it. Deprived of
nourishment,
it will soon starve.
Ancient legends (found in The Book of 1036) hint that a Usenet
troll
may be vulnerable to the Spell of Cancellation, but this powerful
incantation would have to be applied swiftly after the troll's birth;
once
engaged in battle, few survive unscathed.
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This was copied WITHOUT permission, from Ninure Saunders' post....
<Gibs> When you kill 6 people in Unreal Tournament
it is "MonsterKill", In Quake3 it is "Excellent",
in Counter-Strike it is "Kicked by console"