1) There has been too goddamn much chatter during the race. It will
stop right ***in' now. Once we roll off from the grid, the idle
chit chat STOPS. You will be BLACK FLAGGED if *I* think you're
talking too much.
2) There will be no more restarts for people who miss the start. You
have five whole minutes to take a leak, get a drink, or spank your
monkey before the ***in' race starts. Take the one lap penalty like
a man.
3) If you get wall-glued, DO NOT turn down into traffic. If it
happens again and if it results in an accident, you will be BLACK
FLAGGED.
4) If you see smoke ahead of you, SLOW THE *** DOWN UNTIL YOU CAN
SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING. If you don't have smoke on TURN IT ON.
5) If you're having problems seeing down the track, then in the name
of ***in' safety, ride the ***in' roof so you can see further down
the ***in' track.