> That's all very well for YOU, but when I was a lad we had to walk twenty
> miles in the 120 degree heat in winter just to find a tree from which to
> strip some bark in order to make the potentiometer.
Aah. Are you trying to tell the young people of today that, and they
won't believe you!
And now for something completely different....
Hello, good evening and welcome to the Ronald Reagan Memorial Bowl, here
in the pretty little L.A. suburb of Hollywood. Well, we're about to go
in all for wrestling, brought to you tonight, ladies and gentlemen, by
the makers of Scum, the world's first ever combined hair oil, foot
ointment, and salad dressing. And the makers of Titan, the novelty
nuclear
missile! You never know when it'll go off! Surprise your friends, amuse
your enemies, start the party with a bang! Introducing, ladies and
gentlemen, tonight, all the way from a mudwrestling tour of the OPEC
countries...in the red corner:
Colin "Bomber" Harris!
...and, ladies and gentlemen, in the blue corner...all the way from a
mudwrestling tour of the OPEC countries...
Colin "Bomber" Harris!
John Cleese: Well, now, ladies and gentlemen, this is the first time
that Colin "Bomber" Harris has met himself. A few formalities now, any
moment we're out, we'll be ready for the start of Round One. There goes
the bell! Colin moves to the middle of the ring there, he's looking for
an opening, going for the handhold...
Colin "Bomber" Harris: Augh!
John Cleese: He's got it! Into the headsqueeze...
Colin "Bomber" Harris: Augh!
John Cleese: A headsqueeze there...
Colin "Bomber" Harris: Augh!
John Cleese: A favorite...
Colin "Bomber" Harris: Augh!
John Cleese: ...a favorite move of Colin's ----...
Colin "Bomber" Harris: Augh!
John Cleese: ...flying there...
Colin "Bomber" Harris: Augh!
John Cleese: ...and already Colin is...
Colin "Bomber" Harris: Augh!
John Cleese: ...working on that weak left knee of his!
Colin "Bomber" Harris: Augh!
John Cleese: A half nelson...a half nelson and a Philadelphia Hamilton
and Colin bit himself on purpose there, and he has been given a public
warning by the referee, and Colin did not like that one little bit!
Colin "Bomber" Harris: Augh!
John Cleese: Double overhead nostril...
Colin "Bomber" Harris: Augh!
John Cleese: ...backkick and into the, ah, Boston crayfish, no, it's a
crawlfish, or is it a longestine, no, it's a longestine! A lovely move
there! He's caught himself by surprise and this is the first fall to
Colin "Bomber" Harris! Swell! A lovely move there! And Colin must be
pretty pleased with himself having put himself up with that one! A
strawberry whip, a vanilla whip, a chocolate whip...there it is, Colin's
most famous hold: the one-neck-over-shoulder-Gerry Ford and Colin's in
real trouble! He's just made it to the rope...just a little lucky
there...
Colin "Bomber" Harris: Augh!
John Cleese: ...and there it is, a double Eydie Gorme, should be able to
twist...but he does...but he's looking pretty groggy...and I think he's
caught himself ----. Colin "Bomber" Harris has knocked himself out and
so he is the winner and he goes on next week to meet himself in the
final!
Beers and cheers
(uncle) Goy
"goyl at nettx dot no"
http://www.theuspits.com
"A man is only as old as the woman he feels........"
--Groucho Marx--