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What's cooking in Noonans' kitchen?

Andre Warrin

What's cooking in Noonans' kitchen?

by Andre Warrin » Wed, 17 May 2000 04:00:00

you.... you.... YOU BASTARD!!!
JACK RAMBO IS A LIAR AND A FRAUD!
GPaL WILL NEVER BECOME REALITY, LET'S JUST GIVE IT A REST OK????

GPAL GPAL GJEEEPEEEELLL TONIGHT!!!
And later that evening: Oepsiedoepsie, there's a ***syweensy little
problem with the installer, this will take me a couple of hours to fix
it.

And a couple of hours later: NOTHING!
And a couple of days later: NOOTTHHIIINGGGG!!!!!
And a couple of months later: NOOOOOTTTHHHIIIIINNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!
And now, allmost a year later: STIL
NUUUUUUUTTTHHHIIIINNGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And when people started to worry, asking if Jack became ill or
something, our great leader suddenly reappeared:
People, I, Jack Rambo, am doing fine, but I'm too busy to work on GPaL
right now.

IT WAS ONLY A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH THE INSTALLER HE SAID!

HE PROMISED!

Jack Rambo: PLONK PLONK PLONK!!!

GPAL IS VAPORWARE! GPAL WILL NEVER BECOME REALITY! JACK RAMBO LIED!
GPAL WAS THE BIGGEST LIE SINCE WATERGATE! A LIAR LIKE RAMBO SHOULD
SHOULD...

people, my heart...
can anyone call 911 please?
now?

And..



>What, do you mean about GPAL? What about GPAL? Is GPAL something Andre gets
>in a tizzy about?
>A simple thing like GPAL?

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>> >GPAL, GPAL, GPAL.....
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
>> >??
>> >What is this GPAL?

>> >Rik Anthrax
>> >           -

>> Uh oh, Andre is gonna have KITTENS... :)
>> <ducking>

>> Eldred

Marc J. Nelso

What's cooking in Noonans' kitchen?

by Marc J. Nelso » Wed, 17 May 2000 04:00:00

ROFL!!


> you.... you....

[great stuff snipped]
Jan Verschuere

What's cooking in Noonans' kitchen?

by Jan Verschuere » Wed, 17 May 2000 04:00:00

I take it your were _REALLY_ looking forward to that utility Andre? <vwg>

Jan.
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Goy Larse

What's cooking in Noonans' kitchen?

by Goy Larse » Wed, 17 May 2000 04:00:00


> you.... you.... YOU BASTARD!!!
> JACK RAMBO IS A LIAR AND A FRAUD!
> GPaL WILL NEVER BECOME REALITY, LET'S JUST GIVE IT A REST OK????

..etc....

ROTFLMAO

Beers and cheers
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Colin Harri

What's cooking in Noonans' kitchen?

by Colin Harri » Wed, 17 May 2000 04:00:00

Hey, Andre...

Give People A Lookin, old chap, because Good Programs Are Like rare things.
Get. Possibly, A Life. Go Pickup A Lady and Generally Please Activate Logic,
or the next thing you know you'll be seeing GPAL wherever you go. I'm
worried for you, buddy....

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Remco Moe

What's cooking in Noonans' kitchen?

by Remco Moe » Wed, 17 May 2000 04:00:00

Jack also gave us NTT, and with GPaL he tried to give the GPL
community something for free. Can you say the same? Can you
also prove that Jack is a liar? I've had situations where my HD
blew up just before deadline, only to discover that the backup
software was buggy as hell.

I know your reply is all in jest, but I've seen the reactions during
GPaL development, and I wouldn't have released GPaL in the
first place if I were Jack. To be honest, this joke went much too far,
and is _very_ pathetic.

Remco


>JACK RAMBO IS A LIAR AND A FRAUD!

Folc

What's cooking in Noonans' kitchen?

by Folc » Wed, 17 May 2000 04:00:00

Hmmm.... Do I see some kind of subliminal message here? :)

Folco

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Eldre

What's cooking in Noonans' kitchen?

by Eldre » Wed, 17 May 2000 04:00:00


What's NTT?  I never heard of it.

So, only prople who have given something to the community can complain about
poor planning/management/etc?  You can only complain if you've DONE it?  So
most people couldn't complain about the way their car is built, or their
computer, or TV.  After all, we've never built one.  Sorry, but I think that's
bull.  Anybody has the right to voice their opinion.  To have it any other way
sounds elitist...

Eldred
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with experience...
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Eldre

What's cooking in Noonans' kitchen?

by Eldre » Wed, 17 May 2000 04:00:00


We have liftoff.... :)
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Remco Moe

What's cooking in Noonans' kitchen?

by Remco Moe » Wed, 17 May 2000 04:00:00



>Moedt) writes:

>>Jack also gave us NTT, and with GPaL he tried to give the GPL
>>community something for free. Can you say the same? Can you
>>also prove that Jack is a liar? I've had situations where my HD
>>blew up just before deadline, only to discover that the backup
>>software was buggy as hell.

>What's NTT?  I never heard of it.

Nail That Track. It was an online league with drivers from all of the
World....very popular.

There is nothing wrong with complaining. But Andre is calling Jack a
liar and a fraud. The first thing can't be proven, and the second is
an insult without any base, since Jack never asked any money...

Yes, Jack overhyped GPaL. But calling him a liar and fraud is too
much...

Remco

Chuck Kandle

What's cooking in Noonans' kitchen?

by Chuck Kandle » Wed, 17 May 2000 04:00:00


> you.... you.... YOU BASTARD!!!
> JACK RAMBO IS A LIAR AND A FRAUD!
> GPaL WILL NEVER BECOME REALITY, LET'S JUST GIVE IT A REST OK????

<snip>

So tell us Andre, how do you *really* feel about this whole GPaL affair?
<g>

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And spit in your face,
But legends never die.   --Gene Simmons

Chuck Kandle

What's cooking in Noonans' kitchen?

by Chuck Kandle » Wed, 17 May 2000 04:00:00


> There is nothing wrong with complaining. But Andre is calling Jack a
> liar and a fraud. The first thing can't be proven, and the second is
> an insult without any base, since Jack never asked any money...

> Yes, Jack overhyped GPaL. But calling him a liar and fraud is too
> much...

OK, I'll bite.  What would *you* call him then?

--
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K&S Racing
http://www.fortunecity.com/silverstone/thepits/195

Competitor in the TopGear MGPRS2 league at:
http://topgear.dhs.org/  Come on & join the fun!

They'll call you names
And spit in your face,
But legends never die.   --Gene Simmons

Remco Moe

What's cooking in Noonans' kitchen?

by Remco Moe » Wed, 17 May 2000 04:00:00



>> There is nothing wrong with complaining. But Andre is calling Jack a
>> liar and a fraud. The first thing can't be proven, and the second is
>> an insult without any base, since Jack never asked any money...

>> Yes, Jack overhyped GPaL. But calling him a liar and fraud is too
>> much...

>OK, I'll bite.  What would *you* call him then?

An optimist...

Remco

m.seer

What's cooking in Noonans' kitchen?

by m.seer » Wed, 17 May 2000 04:00:00


HeY. Cool it Andrea. Give the guy a break. Did you stop to consider the
possibility that the guy died in a bizzare gardening accident?

MS

Gaul

What's cooking in Noonans' kitchen?

by Gaul » Wed, 17 May 2000 04:00:00


> HeY. Cool it Andrea. Give the guy a break. Did you stop to consider the
> possibility that the guy died in a bizzare gardening accident?

I had considered that myself but he's been heard from since, which is where
the hard drive failure story came from.

But hasn't this all been hashed over before?  It should be part of a FAQ or
something.


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