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Sorry, but thanks for playing!
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TODD'S TROLL-O-METER:
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Sorry, but thanks for playing!
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Todd Walker
http://www.racesimcentral.net/
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Do you think NASCAR is boring, or not?
> > the cars are ugly - noone can deny that, and the technology is
somewhat -
> > cumbersome.
> > And they handle like trucks.
> TODD'S TROLL-O-METER:
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> Sorry, but thanks for playing!
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> Todd Walker
> http://twalker.d2g.com
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is Troll a game?
> >what are you talking about?
> >Do you think NASCAR is boring, or not?
> I prefer rally and more unpredictable courses, but Nascar is still
> fun. I wouldn't consider watching any of these sports (or following
> them seriously) interesting though. Not a *** enthusiast by any
> stretch. Love playing a good game though.
> Isn't England North of South America? I believe Norway is too(Goy can
> correct me on this if my High School Geography has faded too far...)
> dave henrie
Btw....AussieV8's !!!
Beers and cheers
(uncle) Goy
"goyl at nettx dot no"
"The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/
"A man is only as old as the woman he feels"
--Groucho Marx--
LIKE *** IT IS !!!!!
> is Troll a game?
> > >what are you talking about?
> > >Do you think NASCAR is boring, or not?
> > I prefer rally and more unpredictable courses, but Nascar is still
> > fun. I wouldn't consider watching any of these sports (or following
> > them seriously) interesting though. Not a *** enthusiast by any
> > stretch. Love playing a good game though.
TP
> > Good try at a troll so early in the morning but pretty weak overall.
> > > IMO.
> > > the cars are ugly - noone can deny that, and the technology is
> somewhat -
> > > cumbersome.
> > > And they handle like trucks.
> TP
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> TP
> > If nascar is sooo interesting then why is it not a world-wide
> > phenomenon...almost all nascar fans are americans... global apeal is
> > important in showing how good a series is.
> > imHo there are about 2000 different racing series the world over that
> > include every form of motorsport. Personally id put nascar near the
bottom
> > of the list for appeal. ( somewhere near drag racing prolly :)
> > dan
> > > Yes, you have to hate any series that ends up with 5-6 cars that have
a
> > > chance to win with 5 laps to go. Boring!
> > > I'd much sooner watch F1 where I can see the first lap and know who
> wins,
> > > that way I have the rest of the day free to do something else besides
> > watch
> > > the race ;-)
> > > Good try at a troll so early in the morning but pretty weak overall.
> > > > IMO.
> > > > the cars are ugly - noone can deny that, and the technology is
> > somewhat -
> > > > cumbersome.
> > > > And they handle like trucks.
> TP
> > If nascar is sooo interesting then why is it not a world-wide
> > phenomenon...almost all nascar fans are americans... global apeal is
> > important in showing how good a series is.
> > imHo there are about 2000 different racing series the world over that
> > include every form of motorsport. Personally id put nascar near the
bottom
> > of the list for appeal. ( somewhere near drag racing prolly :)
> > dan
> > > Yes, you have to hate any series that ends up with 5-6 cars that have
a
> > > chance to win with 5 laps to go. Boring!
> > > I'd much sooner watch F1 where I can see the first lap and know who
> wins,
> > > that way I have the rest of the day free to do something else besides
> > watch
> > > the race ;-)
> > > Good try at a troll so early in the morning but pretty weak overall.
> > > > IMO.
> > > > the cars are ugly - noone can deny that, and the technology is
> > somewhat -
> > > > cumbersome.
> > > > And they handle like trucks.
Can you imagine how expensive it would be to transport all those race
cars all over the world once each week? And how about backup cars
delivered to the track on a momment's notice. Can't be done overseas.
If Nascar was worldwide:
1) The French would give up before the end of the first practice
session.
2) The germans would just take someone else's car (probably from the
French), and then burn their shop manuals.
3) The Polish team wouldn't be able to find their way out of the
garage area, and would consider asking the French for help.
4) The Mexican team wouldn't have a pitcrew because they all defected
to the American team, and demanded equal pay, hospitalization, and an
education for their alien offspring
5) The Canadians would race, but they'd talk dirty about everyone
behind their backs, especially the Americans, because the Canucks
don't have any automotive industry of their own to speak of, and they
feel that the Yanks are forcing them to use their cars, and probably
de-tuned on top of it all.
6) The Iraqi's would deny having anyone entered in the race to begin
with.
8) The Palestinians would seem to go through an awful lot of cars
during each race weekend because they think they're building car
bombs.
9) The Israelies will always be twitchy about the Palestinians having
being in the adjacent garage stall, and would keep bulldozing the
palestinians hauler and mobile home.
10) Jesse Jackson's team would demand equal time, but can only get
his drivers to perform reasonably well if he tells them to "drive it
like they stole it". The pitcrew would also take pitstops to an
extreme by stealing their driver's car (or parts) and sell them to
other teams through an obvious fencing operation.
11) The British would complain that steering wheel is on the wrong
damn side.
12) The Spanish would be trying to - wait, are the Spanish still
around?
13) The Cubans would not be invited.
14) The Chinese woud be invited, but they would be quarantined to the
back strech, and they'd have food and stuff thrown over the fence so
they wouldn't infect the rest of the competitors with SARS (Sneaky
Asian Resperitory Sickness).
15) The north Koreans were disqualified because they showed up with a
new nuclear-powered car they've developed - in secret.
16) Lichtenstein would be invited to compete, but they only have six
citizens, counting the king, and he would rather ride horses, so that
makes five. That's not enough people for a respectable Nascar team.
17) The Japanese would insist on being allowed to run their latest
*** 104 valve, titanium/carbon fiber engine that revs to a
gazillion RPM, and only weighs three ounces. Nascar would let the
partts go until the end of the race, and then confiscate the car but
not award any penalty points.
> > TP
> No, some people in the US actually watch F1 <G>
> --
> Can you imagine how expensive it would be to transport all those race
> cars all over the world once each week? And how about backup cars
> delivered to the track on a momment's notice. Can't be done overseas.
> If Nascar was worldwide:
> 1) The French would give up before the end of the first practice
> session.
> 2) The germans would just take someone else's car (probably from the
> French), and then burn their shop manuals.
> 3) The Polish team wouldn't be able to find their way out of the
> garage area, and would consider asking the French for help.
> 4) The Mexican team wouldn't have a pitcrew because they all defected
> to the American team, and demanded equal pay, hospitalization, and an
> education for their alien offspring
> 5) The Canadians would race, but they'd talk dirty about everyone
> behind their backs, especially the Americans, because the Canucks
> don't have any automotive industry of their own to speak of, and they
> feel that the Yanks are forcing them to use their cars, and probably
> de-tuned on top of it all.
> 6) The Iraqi's would deny having anyone entered in the race to begin
> with.
> 8) The Palestinians would seem to go through an awful lot of cars
> during each race weekend because they think they're building car
> bombs.
> 9) The Israelies will always be twitchy about the Palestinians having
> being in the adjacent garage stall, and would keep bulldozing the
> palestinians hauler and mobile home.
> 10) Jesse Jackson's team would demand equal time, but can only get
> his drivers to perform reasonably well if he tells them to "drive it
> like they stole it". The pitcrew would also take pitstops to an
> extreme by stealing their driver's car (or parts) and sell them to
> other teams through an obvious fencing operation.
> 11) The British would complain that steering wheel is on the wrong
> damn side.
> 12) The Spanish would be trying to - wait, are the Spanish still
> around?
> 13) The Cubans would not be invited.
> 14) The Chinese woud be invited, but they would be quarantined to the
> back strech, and they'd have food and stuff thrown over the fence so
> they wouldn't infect the rest of the competitors with SARS (Sneaky
> Asian Resperitory Sickness).
> 15) The north Koreans were disqualified because they showed up with a
> new nuclear-powered car they've developed - in secret.
> 16) Lichtenstein would be invited to compete, but they only have six
> citizens, counting the king, and he would rather ride horses, so that
> makes five. That's not enough people for a respectable Nascar team.
> 17) The Japanese would insist on being allowed to run their latest
> *** 104 valve, titanium/carbon fiber engine that revs to a
> gazillion RPM, and only weighs three ounces. Nascar would let the
> partts go until the end of the race, and then confiscate the car but
> not award any penalty points.
No WONDER I've felt so Happy lately!!!!!
dave :) henrie
Yeah dem CanadeeANNS got demselves two different languages. You'd think
any coundtry that has more than one way to pronounce TARS would get it's
act togeddr.
dave henrie