rec.autos.simulators

The REAL patches for Nascar2...

Count Zer

The REAL patches for Nascar2...

by Count Zer » Sat, 16 Aug 1997 04:00:00


> I haven't purchased N2 yet, but just from the time I've spent with the demo
> and reading in here, I can tell you've all missed the boat on what needs
> fixed with the sim. Forget AI and pit problems at Tally, the following are
> the truely manditory patches and fixes...

> 1) Updated Geoff Bodine pictures to track increased hair loss. (And by the
> time N98 hits, Todd and Brett too. "The Hair Club for Bodines, We're not
> only the First Family, we're also clients.")

> 2) New skill rating for Darrell Waltrip: Dancing. (And all you car painters
> out there, I have yet to see an accurate silver Winston Night car... the
> name on that evening was "Elvis". Get it right.)

> 3) Preset damage to the nose of Ernie Ervin.

> 4) Preset damage to the REAR of Ward Burton.

> 5) And finally, anyone else notice the spotter never asks to go the the
> bathroom? This needs addressed post-haste.
> --
> Brad Spaulding

> (Remove NOSPAM to reply...)

> (If you can't figure out that the above was posted in jest, see your
> doctor. A funnybone transplant is in order.)

I am actually working on a patch to replace the spectators at Bristol
with Cindy Crawford in a tube top.
Brad Spauldin

The REAL patches for Nascar2...

by Brad Spauldin » Sat, 16 Aug 1997 04:00:00

I haven't purchased N2 yet, but just from the time I've spent with the demo
and reading in here, I can tell you've all missed the boat on what needs
fixed with the sim. Forget AI and pit problems at Tally, the following are
the truely manditory patches and fixes...

1) Updated Geoff Bodine pictures to track increased hair loss. (And by the
time N98 hits, Todd and Brett too. "The Hair Club for Bodines, We're not
only the First Family, we're also clients.")

2) New skill rating for Darrell Waltrip: Dancing. (And all you car painters
out there, I have yet to see an accurate silver Winston Night car... the
name on that evening was "Elvis". Get it right.)

3) Preset damage to the nose of Ernie Ervin.

4) Preset damage to the REAR of Ward Burton.

5) And finally, anyone else notice the spotter never asks to go the the
bathroom? This needs addressed post-haste.
--
Brad Spaulding

(Remove NOSPAM to reply...)

(If you can't figure out that the above was posted in jest, see your
doctor. A funnybone transplant is in order.)


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