> > You guys are just pissed off because we know how to keep our food
> > safe to eat...
> > Moooooo...
> ROTFLMAO!!!
> LOL - LOL - LOL!!!!
> Moooooo ??!!!??
Of course, the cows here in Switzerland say "Ching-Ching", and you would too
at 60 USD a kilo...
Stephen
ex-pat Canadian
> > > I'm the farthest thing from politically correct so it doesn't offend me at
> > > all. What offends me is that it's not very funny, whoever put it together
> > > isn't funny at all, there are many other things to give J. Jackson shit
> > > about instead of using "stealing" and "Yo" jokes.
> > You're not offended because you're not politically correct but you're
> > offended because it wasn't funny ?
> > I can't help wondering what watching an episode of "Everybody loves
> > Raymond" would do to you :-)
> > Beers and cheers
> > (uncle) Goy
> > "goyl at nettx dot no"
> > http://www.theuspits.com
> > "A man is only as old as the woman he feels........"
> > --Groucho Marx--
> His head would explode. :)
Beers and cheers
(uncle) Goy
"goyl at nettx dot no"
http://www.theuspits.com
"A man is only as old as the woman he feels........"
--Groucho Marx--
> The Norwegians aren't prone to doing stupid shit for all the world to
> see. I as asked to add something about India and Scotland by a
> couple of people from those countries. India (and their cousins in
> Pakistan) was easy, but Scotland (like Norway) is pretty well-
> behaved, so it's hard to come up with something along the lines of
> what I've already done.
> I'll try to come up with something, but you Norwegians are a quiet
> lot.
Beers and cheers
(uncle) Goy
"goyl at nettx dot no"
http://www.theuspits.com
"A man is only as old as the woman he feels........"
--Groucho Marx--
> > Joe
> I agree, it's just NOT funny.
> JS, I recommend you watch some python.
> 1st rule of comedy: material has to be funny!
: >
: > <snip>
: >
: >>Remember - it's HUMOR (or "HUMOUR" for our English friends) -
: >>pretty much everybody got a turn at the *** post.
: >
: >
: > I didn't think much of the British one - much too mild. Speaking as a
: > bleeding-heart pinko lefty liberal socialist myself (and proud of it,
: > thank you), you really could have got a bit more stuck into this
: > country. Not even a mention of foot'n'mouth. We feel a bit left out
: > now, what with all those other countries getting proper insults.
: >
:
: How about this for the yanks:
:
: The US team were all too ***ing obese to fit in the car. So they all
: had a group hug, under the watchful eye of the team shrink, of course.
: However while male bonding, half the team discovered they were gay, and
: went back to their trailer for a good hard shag. While the other half
: joined the KKK and went off to *** a ***!
:
: How do you like that, Johnny boy? ***ing funny enough for you?
Oh, did you get offended so now you are lashing out in your anger?? Hoping
to cause the same pain you feel? Idiot!
--
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:
:
> Hehe, I'd love to continue my triad, but (fortunately for Johnny boy) I
> have to go to Heathrow to catch, of all things, a plane.
Ballast laddie Ballast. We here in 'Merica are smart. We learnt in
school that the Earth is spinning. Spinning mighty fast...So to stay
better attached to the ground we add ballast.
What DO they teach across the pond anyways?
:)
dave henrie
--
Philippe "Philster" Sergerie
> > Yep he even forgot us in Quebec, that arsehole!
> But I slammed Canadia (yes I spelled it wrong on purpose) a couple of
> times. :)
> Isn't Quebec in Canada, or do they now consider themselves a
> sovereign nation?
...and the Americans decided to spin out the Iraq team that doesn't exist
but got the Brits by mistake.
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How about this for Scotland.
Rumour has it that NASCAR was apparently contacted by Scotland, who were
very keen on entering a team of their own, it seems. No-one seems to be
saying too much about the truth behind this. However, insider
information has it the they were refused because, as one reliable source
put it, ' No-one could undestand a f*ck*ng word they were saying'.
--
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If you know what's good for you, don't listen to me :)
GPLRank Joystick -50.63 Wheel -21.77
You just haven't been looking in the right places... :)
Ahem.
"The Norwegian team showed up (looking much like the Swedish team, with quite a few blond girls in tow) but were disqualified
when NASCAR found they were using super-chilled fuel. However, the Norwegians protested because their fuel is ALWAYS
super-chilled, and their car wouldn't run otherwise.
While the argument was going on, a few of the pit crew snuck in back and broke out the beer and lutefisk. Everyone except for
the Norwegians immediately ran for the toilets, and while everyone was ralfing, the Norwegians got the pole AND won the argument
about super-chilled fuel.
The only downside is that they will have about 20 driver changes when they realize the interior of the car reaches 140 degrees,
a temperature only found in Norway in blast furnaces."
Cheers!
Jan
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> >>How ***ing Pathetic
> >>Well, it seems as if the liberals on a couple of web forums (I won't
> >>name them because they'll probably eeek out some purile form of
> >>retribution by canceling my ability to post in their own little
> >>liberal fantasy lands) are afraid my Nascar Worldwide joke was too
> >>politically incorrect, and were afraid it might insult someone.
> >>In fact, posts asking why they were deleted have either gone
> >>unanswered, or deleted as well.
> >>If you little Hitlers can't stand a little irony, satire, or humor,
> >>or if you don't like seeing something posted that shines the stark
> >>light of introspection on the absurdity that surrounds us every
> >>***ing day, you should get the *** off the internet, turn off your
> >>tv, destroy your radios, and just keep your heads up your asses.
> >>That post was intended as humor, and was being taken as such by the
> >>general population, and there was no reason to delete it. If I had
> >>used mean-spirited racial slurs, that would have been understandable,
> >>but there was none of that AT ALL.
> >>Moderate this, ***s.
> >>NOTE: I won't carry this back to those forums, but I can't promise
> >>that I'll be very civil here.
> >>For anyone interested, the entire list of worldwide nascar teams is
> >>posted here:
> >>http://www.racesimcentral.net/
> >>Remember - it's HUMOR (or "HUMOUR" for our English friends) - pretty
> >>much everybody got a turn at the *** post.
> > Pssst! .... hey John, ...ummm... Hitler was a right winger. Just like
you.
> Yeah, John...and a c**t...ummm...just like you!
