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Doug Elliso

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by Doug Elliso » Fri, 02 May 2003 18:14:49


If it was actually FUNNY - then it might not be

Doug

Achi

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by Achi » Fri, 02 May 2003 18:48:26

Go Gerry go :)

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Achi

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by Achi » Fri, 02 May 2003 18:50:08


...

Like someone else said, keep your day job
if you meant this to be funny ;)

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Achi

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by Achi » Fri, 02 May 2003 18:51:15


Yeah I think they deleted his post because the humour was
so poor, not because they found it offensive ;)

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Gerry Aitke

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by Gerry Aitke » Fri, 02 May 2003 19:02:34


> Go Gerry go :)

Hehe, I'd love to continue my triad, but (fortunately for Johnny boy) I
have to go to Heathrow to catch, of all things, a plane.

Of course I'll have to walk round all those fat Americans on my way to
the check in desk - nauseating piles of blubber, the ***ing lot of 'em!

AMERICA, LOSE SOME ***ING WEIGHT!!!

Cheers

Gerry

John Simmon

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by John Simmon » Fri, 02 May 2003 19:25:27


says...


> > Remember - it's HUMOR (or "HUMOUR" for our English friends) - pretty
> > much everybody got a turn at the *** post.

> I'm too lazy to look up and confirm it, but I'm pretty sure us
> Norwegians got left out, again, and I'm ***ing sick of ***s like
> you ignoring us all the time, we want our share and we want it now,
> dammit

> Beers and cheers
> (uncle) Goy
> "goyl at nettx dot no"

> http://www.racesimcentral.net/

> "A man is only as old as the woman he feels........"
> --Groucho Marx--

The Norwegians aren't prone to doing stupid shit for all the world to
see.  I as asked to add something about India and Scotland by a
couple of people from those countries. India (and their cousins in
Pakistan) was easy, but Scotland (like Norway) is pretty well-
behaved, so it's hard to come up with something along the lines of
what I've already done.

I'll try to come up with something, but you Norwegians are a quiet
lot.

John Simmon

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by John Simmon » Fri, 02 May 2003 19:26:17



> > I'm the farthest thing from politically correct so it doesn't offend me at
> > all. What offends me is that it's not very funny, whoever put it together
> > isn't funny at all, there are many other things to give J. Jackson shit
> > about instead of using "stealing" and "Yo" jokes.

> You're not offended because you're not politically correct but you're
> offended because it wasn't funny ?

> I can't help wondering what watching an episode of "Everybody loves
> Raymond" would do to you :-)

> Beers and cheers
> (uncle) Goy
> "goyl at nettx dot no"

> http://www.theuspits.com

> "A man is only as old as the woman he feels........"
> --Groucho Marx--

His head would explode. :)
John Simmon

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by John Simmon » Fri, 02 May 2003 19:27:37




> > I'm too lazy to look up and confirm it, but I'm pretty sure us
> > Norwegians got left out, again, and I'm ***ing sick of ***s like
> > you ignoring us all the time, we want our share and we want it now,
> > dammit

> Yep he even forgot us in Quebec, that arsehole!

But I slammed Canadia (yes I spelled it wrong on purpose) a couple of
times. :)

Isn't Quebec in Canada, or do they now consider themselves a
sovereign nation?

John Simmon

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by John Simmon » Fri, 02 May 2003 19:28:17




> <snip>
> > Remember - it's HUMOR (or "HUMOUR" for our English friends) -
> > pretty much everybody got a turn at the *** post.

> I didn't think much of the British one - much too mild. Speaking as a
> bleeding-heart pinko lefty liberal socialist myself (and proud of it,
> thank you), you really could have got a bit more stuck into this
> country. Not even a mention of foot'n'mouth. We feel a bit left out
> now, what with all those other countries getting proper insults.

I'll try to imporve it today.  I thought I went a little light on the
English too.
John Simmon

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by John Simmon » Fri, 02 May 2003 19:29:48





> > How ***ing Pathetic

> > Well, it seems as if the liberals on a couple of web forums (I won't
> > name them because they'll probably eeek out some purile form of
> > retribution by canceling my ability to post in their own little
> > liberal fantasy lands) are afraid my Nascar Worldwide joke was too
> > politically incorrect, and were afraid it might insult someone.

> > In fact, posts asking why they were deleted have either gone
> > unanswered, or deleted as well.

> > If you little Hitlers can't stand a little irony, satire, or humor,
> > or if you don't like seeing something posted that shines the stark
> > light of introspection on the absurdity that surrounds us every
> > ***ing day, you should get the *** off the internet, turn off your
> > tv, destroy your radios, and just keep your heads up your asses.

> > That post was intended as humor, and was being taken as such by the
> > general population, and there was no reason to delete it.  If I had
> > used mean-spirited racial slurs, that would have been understandable,
> > but there was none of that AT ALL.

> > Moderate this, ***s.

> > NOTE: I won't carry this back to those forums, but I can't promise
> > that I'll be very civil here.

> > For anyone interested, the entire list of worldwide nascar teams is
> > posted here:

> > http://www.racesimcentral.net/

> > Remember - it's HUMOR (or "HUMOUR" for our English friends) - pretty
> > much everybody got a turn at the *** post.

> Pssst! .... hey John, ...ummm... Hitler was a right winger. Just like you.

Yeah, but he got off on killing people, and if he had succeeded,
Israel wouldn't even have a team.

:)

John Simmon

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by John Simmon » Fri, 02 May 2003 19:31:48


says...



> > <snip>

> >>Remember - it's HUMOR (or "HUMOUR" for our English friends) -
> >>pretty much everybody got a turn at the *** post.

> > I didn't think much of the British one - much too mild. Speaking as a
> > bleeding-heart pinko lefty liberal socialist myself (and proud of it,
> > thank you), you really could have got a bit more stuck into this
> > country. Not even a mention of foot'n'mouth. We feel a bit left out
> > now, what with all those other countries getting proper insults.

> How about this for the yanks:

> The US team were all too ***ing obese to fit in the car. So they all
> had a group hug, under the watchful eye of the team shrink, of course.
> However while male bonding, half the team discovered they were gay, and
> went back to their trailer for a good hard shag. While the other half
> joined the KKK and went off to *** a ***!

> How do you like that, Johnny boy? ***ing funny enough for you?

We all know that the Americans have a lock on the worldwide
championship, simply because they know how to drive the machines.  I
have an idea though, so don't be disappointed.  Oh yeah, in America,
we don't generally call black people that anymore.
John Simmon

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by John Simmon » Fri, 02 May 2003 19:38:12


says...



> > <snip>

> >>Remember - it's HUMOR (or "HUMOUR" for our English friends) -
> >>pretty much everybody got a turn at the *** post.

> > I didn't think much of the British one - much too mild. Speaking as a
> > bleeding-heart pinko lefty liberal socialist myself (and proud of it,
> > thank you), you really could have got a bit more stuck into this
> > country. Not even a mention of foot'n'mouth. We feel a bit left out
> > now, what with all those other countries getting proper insults.

> How about this for the yanks:

> The US team were all too ***ing obese to fit in the car. So they all
> had a group hug, under the watchful eye of the team shrink, of course.
> However while male bonding, half the team discovered they were gay, and
> went back to their trailer for a good hard shag. While the other half
> joined the KKK and went off to *** a ***!

> How do you like that, Johnny boy? ***ing funny enough for you?

How about the one I added?
John Simmon

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by John Simmon » Fri, 02 May 2003 19:39:52


says...


> > Go Gerry go :)

> Hehe, I'd love to continue my triad, but (fortunately for Johnny boy) I
> have to go to Heathrow to catch, of all things, a plane.

> Of course I'll have to walk round all those fat Americans on my way to
> the check in desk - nauseating piles of blubber, the ***ing lot of 'em!

> AMERICA, LOSE SOME ***ING WEIGHT!!!

> Cheers

> Gerry

Man, you gotta ease up on the Earl Grey, dude...

You guys are just pissed off because we know how to keep our food
safe to eat...

Moooooo...

Ed Solhei

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by Ed Solhei » Fri, 02 May 2003 20:17:10


> You guys are just pissed off because we know how to keep our food
> safe to eat...

> Moooooo...

ROTFLMAO!!!

LOL - LOL - LOL!!!!

Moooooo ??!!!??

- LOL!!!

Man you gotta love this fella!

LOL etc.

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Stephen F

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by Stephen F » Fri, 02 May 2003 21:33:52




> > <snip>

> >>Remember - it's HUMOR (or "HUMOUR" for our English friends) -
> >>pretty much everybody got a turn at the *** post.

> > I didn't think much of the British one - much too mild. Speaking as a
> > bleeding-heart pinko lefty liberal socialist myself (and proud of it,
> > thank you), you really could have got a bit more stuck into this
> > country. Not even a mention of foot'n'mouth. We feel a bit left out
> > now, what with all those other countries getting proper insults.

> How about this for the yanks:

> The US team were all too ***ing obese to fit in the car. So they all
> had a group hug, under the watchful eye of the team shrink, of course.
> However while male bonding, half the team discovered they were gay, and
> went back to their trailer for a good hard shag. While the other half
> joined the KKK and went off to *** a ***!

> How do you like that, Johnny boy? ***ing funny enough for you?

Unfortuanately, "shag" was a 60's dance and a type of floor covering over in
North America, so the joke doesn't quite work.
I won't even mention the ever-popular "*** packs" which you can buy in any
North American outdoors store...

Stephen


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