Dear Frank Williams,
Your driver (a Mr Villeneuve) was recently reported as having qualified
18th at Spa using GP2. The first time I qualified, I came 12th. I
therefore claim my free seat in your team, and a check for $10m.
With best wishes,
Gareth Marlow
(oh, for any of you from the Western side of the Atlantic, that was a
form of humour called "irony")