The below was very funny ......and.....SO TRUE !
When will all these hackers wake up and smell the "code"
and go back to what they do best (playing with themselves).
Great post Ymenard.
Lorne
>Dear:
>[ ] Clueless Newbie
>[x] Lamer
>[x] Hacker
>[ ] AOLer
>[ ] Me too er
>[ ] Perver
>[ ] Geek
>[ ] Spammer
>[ ] Nerd
>[ ] Elvis
>[ ] Fed
>[ ] Freak
>[ ] FLAMENET
>[x] Other: JUST PLAIN SSTTUUPPIIDD!!!!
>You Are Being Flamed Because:
>[ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test
>[ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
>[x] You posted something asking for warez sites
>[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
>[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
>[x] You started an off-topic thread
>[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
>[ ] You said "me too" to something
>[x] You don't know which group to post in
>[x] You suck
>[ ] You brag about things that never happened
>[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
>[ ] You made up slang then used it in a message
>[ ] You sent a stupid binary file
>[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
>[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
>[ ] I think you might be a fed
>To Repent, You Must:
>[x] Be the PR guy for Canter & Siegel
>[ ] Give up your AOL account
>[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
>[x] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
>[x] Actually post something relevant
>[ ] Read the FAQ
>[ ] Be Senator Exon's love slave
>[x] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
>[ ] Post your tests to alt.test
>In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
>[ ] Blow me
>[x] Get a life
>[x] Never post again
>[ ] I pity your dog
>[ ] Go to hell
>[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
>[x] Take your shit somewhere else
>[ ] Learn to post or *** off
>[ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
>[ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
>[ ] All of the aboveend flame.
