Sarcasm ahead warp seven, please:
Sweeney's a Mac devotee... who'd have every guessed?
Nuff sed.
the lost Earnhardt
Ms.Goodwrench
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Go 3s-31-8-1-18-5-33-55-21-88-00-22-99-43-44-91-36... aw heck, anyone
but Gordon, the driver formerly known as Geoff, or Robert Pressley.
> >I will agree with you for someone who doesn't want to know anything about
> >how a computer works, a MAC is a fantastic choice.
> That's the point, genius. I spend all my time using my computer, not
> learning how to use it.
> >But I would love to see
> >empirical evidence that a MAC is a more stable platform. Where does this
> >notion come from? What evidence do you have?
> You're really kidding, right? I mean, this isn't the first time you've
> heard that Mac OS is more stable than Win95,98,NT, right? Tell me you
> don't live in a solipsistic cave.
> >I move to strike that comment
> >from the record. Council is basing his argument on an unsubstatiated claim
> >your honor...
> It's counsel, not council. This isn't a meeting of tribal elders.
> Anyway, there's no substantiation to your argument, so might I also motion
> to the bench?
> >MACs are fun little playthings that come in pretty colors.
> And run twice as fast as any Pentium. I love colors, don't you, or do you
> enjoy your bland conformity?
> >PCs are dynamic,
> >versatile machines that are the workhorses of the information age. Get your
> >facts straight Esquire....
> >-/- Walk Walker
> Dynamic? Verstaile? Does my insurance cover hospitalization for laughing
> outbursts? You're running Windows, for Pete's sake. It's built on DOS.
> That's dynamic and versatile? Your dynamism and versatility, to whatever
> extent you have them, came as a result of Microsoft copying the Mac OS.
> So, if your PC is "dymanic and versatile," and it is nothing more than a
> pale copy of a Mac, what does this say about the Mac?
> God, you PC drones never stop, do you? "Workhorse of the information age?"
> God, this is funny. Macs are about 10% of the installed base yet comprise
> most of the web servers and 40% of those accessing the web.
> Workhorse, indeed.
> Case dismissed.
