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For Eldred P

Colin Harri

For Eldred P

by Colin Harri » Thu, 06 Apr 2000 04:00:00

Eldred, you've been amusing us all in here for months about how inept you
are at GPL, and I for one thank you for it (it's good to see I'm not
alone..)
 What I'd like to see is you post your times at the various tracks and then
I can judge myself, you see. If my times are worse than you I'd rate myself
a MORON, if I was the same as you I'd reckon I was BARELY ADEQUATE, and if I
were faster, I'd rate myself as BELOW AVERAGE...Please, El, Help me out
here...am I a moron? <vbg>

--

Colin Harris
ColinHarris in N3/NL
Proud co-owner - CLONE N.Legends league
http://www.racesimcentral.net/
ICQ 25485061

Dave Henri

For Eldred P

by Dave Henri » Thu, 06 Apr 2000 04:00:00

  I'm a MORON and proud of it...Backmarkers of the world UNITE!  Block
the roads so that no hotshoe ever again can race past waving his blasted
arm in the air.....  :)
dave henrie(and yes I'm slower than Eldred)

> Eldred, you've been amusing us all in here for months about how inept you
> are at GPL, and I for one thank you for it (it's good to see I'm not
> alone..)
>  What I'd like to see is you post your times at the various tracks and then
> I can judge myself, you see. If my times are worse than you I'd rate myself
> a MORON, if I was the same as you I'd reckon I was BARELY ADEQUATE, and if I
> were faster, I'd rate myself as BELOW AVERAGE...Please, El, Help me out
> here...am I a moron? <vbg>

> --

> Colin Harris
> ColinHarris in N3/NL
> Proud co-owner - CLONE N.Legends league
> http://members.chello.se/clone/index.htm
> ICQ 25485061

Ace

For Eldred P

by Ace » Thu, 06 Apr 2000 04:00:00

What you need, is a website, devoted to slow laps (with replays and setups,
of course) All laps submitted must at least look like the driver is *trying
* to go fast. usual rules: no railriding (to slow down even more) and you
must keep at least two wheels on the track at all times (read; no
countryside exploring!) Anyone willing to host such a site?

>  I'm a MORON and proud of it...Backmarkers of the world UNITE!  Block
>the roads so that no hotshoe ever again can race past waving his blasted
>arm in the air.....  :)
>dave henrie(and yes I'm slower than Eldred)

Paul Kierstea

For Eldred P

by Paul Kierstea » Thu, 06 Apr 2000 04:00:00


> What you need, is a website, devoted to slow laps (with replays and setups,
> of course) All laps submitted must at least look like the driver is *trying
> * to go fast. usual rules: no railriding (to slow down even more) and you
> must keep at least two wheels on the track at all times (read; no
> countryside exploring!) Anyone willing to host such a site?


> >  I'm a MORON and proud of it...Backmarkers of the world UNITE!  Block
> >the roads so that no hotshoe ever again can race past waving his blasted
> >arm in the air.....  :)
> >dave henrie(and yes I'm slower than Eldred)

Oh, I like this. I am gaining particular skill at executing spins
without actually leaving the track, a very handy skill in posting really
bad times while actually trying. I might actually be able to win this
thing. A sort of 'haste makes waste' site or 'the hard you try the
further you fall behind' kind of site.

PMK

Eldre

For Eldred P

by Eldre » Thu, 06 Apr 2000 04:00:00



>Eldred, you've been amusing us all in here for months about how inept you
>are at GPL, and I for one thank you for it (it's good to see I'm not
>alone..)
> What I'd like to see is you post your times at the various tracks and then
>I can judge myself, you see. If my times are worse than you I'd rate myself
>a MORON, if I was the same as you I'd reckon I was BARELY ADEQUATE, and if I
>were faster, I'd rate myself as BELOW AVERAGE...Please, El, Help me out
>here...am I a moron? <vbg>

WTF...?
Yes, you're a moron....

Eldred
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Never argue with an idiot.  He brings you down to his level, then beats you
with experience...
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