rec.autos.simulators

> > I <yawn> in the general direction of this post.

> I thought that line went: "I fart in your general direction! Your mother
> was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"

> > ROFLMAO

> > You old bastard!  ;)

> Hiya, knew you couldn't stay out of a thread like this you damn
> capitalist bastard, I'm just surprised you haven't posted anything in
> defense of your old pal TP yet :-)

> Beers and cheers
> (uncle) Goy

> http://www.theuspits.com
> http://www.teammirage.com

> "A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke"
> --Groucho Marx--

> > I'm still convinced it was ymenards 'other' personality.   ;)

> > Scott
> > PA-Scott

> What do you mean, "other"? Are you saying he HAS one? Good grief!

> BB

> > > I <yawn> in the general direction of this post.

> > I thought that line went: "I fart in your general direction! Your mother
> > was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"

> We better put this in perspective for the Monty Python challenged
> amongst us.........here's a some of the conversation that transpired
> between King Arthur and said French guard

> ---
> [King Arthur music]

>     [clop clop clop]

> ARTHUR:  Halt!

>     [horn]

>     Hallo!

>     [pause]

>     Hallo!

> FRENCH GUARD:  Allo!  Who is eet?

> ARTHUR:  It is King Arthur, and these are my Knights of the Round
> Table.  Who's

>     castle is this?

> FRENCH GUARD:  This is the castle of my master Guy de Loimbard.

> ARTHUR:  Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a
> sacred

>     quest.  If he will give us food and shelter for the night he can
> join us in

>     our quest for the Holy Grail.

> FRENCH GUARD:  Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very
> keen.  Uh,

>     he's already got one, you see?

> ARTHUR:  What?

> GALAHAD:  He says they've already got one!

> ARTHUR:  Are you sure he's got one?

> FRENCH GUARD:  Oh, yes, it's very nice-a.  (I told him we already got
> one.)

> ARTHUR:  Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look?

> FRENCH GUARD:  Of course not!  You are English types-a!

> ARTHUR:  Well, what are you then?

> FRENCH GUARD:  I'm French!  Why do think I have this outrageous accent,
> you

>     silly king-a?!

> GALAHAD:  What are you doing in England?

> FRENCH GUARD:  Mind your own business!

> ARTHUR:  If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by
> force!

> FRENCH GUARD:  You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs!  Go and boil
> your

>     bottom, sons of a silly person.  I blow my nose at you, so-called
> Arthur

>     King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets.  Thpppppt!
> Thppt!

>     Thppt!

> GALAHAD:  What a strange person.

> ARTHUR:  Now look here, my good man--

> FRENCH GUARD:  I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed
> animal food

>     trough wiper!  I fart in your general direction!  You mother was a
> hamster

>     and your father smelt of elderberries!

> GALAHAD:  Is there someone else up there we could talk to?

> FRENCH GUARD:  No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!

>     [sniff]

> Beers and cheers
> (uncle) Goy, who never let's a chance to quote MP go by

> http://www.theuspits.com
> http://www.teammirage.com

> "A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke"
> --Groucho Marx--

> The entire Monty Python series on DVD is a must buy. :-)

> Bite me you damn socialist, union loving, pretending to be a capitalist
> SOB!!      LOL

> > Bite me you damn socialist, union loving, pretending to be a capitalist
> > SOB!!      LOL

> I've told you this before, flattering me doesn't work, although I do
> appreciate the kind words

> Beers and cheers
> (uncle) Goy

> http://www.theuspits.com
> http://www.teammirage.com

> "A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke"
> --Groucho Marx--

> > The entire Monty Python series on DVD is a must buy. :-)

> Huh, you can't be *all* bad I guess....:-)

> Beers and cheers
> (uncle) Goy

> http://www.theuspits.com
> http://www.teammirage.com

> "A man is only as old as the woman he feels"
> --Groucho Marx--

> I thought that line went: "I fart in your general direction!