> OK, I've just read all 33 previous messages, and might as well pitch in my two
> cents worth. (tuppance, for all our British friends out there) :o)
> Someone asked where the spelling differences came from. In school, I was
> taught that when Noah Webster was writing his first American Dictionary (or is
> it dictionEry? At this point, I don't care -- get over it.), he decided that
> some words contained unnecessary, silent vowels. As this was a new, different
> country, the language should reflect that, so he dropped them.
And just to show that Jan Kohl has thought of this too, here is
something I clipped from a memo he sent out to different people in
strategic location around the world
Subject: EU Standard English
Forget about Americnic, Ebonic, Clintonic
The European Commission has announced an agreement
whereby English will be the official language of the EU,
rather than German, which was the other contender. Her
Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had
room for improvement and has therefore accepted a five-year
phasing in of "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this
will make sivil servants jump for joy. The hard "c" will be
dropped in favour of the "k", which should klear up some
konfusion and allow one key less on keyboards.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year,
when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f", making
words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan
be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated
changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the
removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent
to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of
the silent "e" is disgrasful.
By the fourth yer, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to
ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli
sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and
everivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer.
ZE DREM VIL FINALI KOM TRU !
I have a feeling Jan has some German ancestry, Kohl, hm, sounds German
doesn`t it
So the original poster IS right, but "The Pits" goes even further, they
are taking over the language as well
Beers and cheers
(uncle) Goy
UncleGoy on TEN