rec.autos.simulators

by **Jan Verschuere** » Wed, 11 Jun 2003 08:09:28

In the UK?

Jan.
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by **Carl Ribbegaard** » Wed, 11 Jun 2003 08:20:24

Wouldn't you move?
I would.

by **Carl Ribbegaard** » Wed, 11 Jun 2003 08:27:50

LOL, I mix up Dash and Bush :-)
Not easy with all the new names of series to learn, for a F1/Rally fan...

by **Jan Verschuere** » Wed, 11 Jun 2003 08:28:37

No.

Jan.
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by **Mike Donnelly J** » Wed, 11 Jun 2003 09:40:39

I don't get it. I mean, I really *don't* get it.

On Mon, 09 Jun 2003 12:20:28 +0200, Goy Larsen

>> > Complete??? There's no GPL there!
>> > Blasphemy!!!

>> Burn him, he's a witch! :)

>MONKS: [chanting] Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
> [bonk]
> Pie Iesu domine,...
> [bonk]
> ...dona eis requiem.
> [bonk]
> Pie Iesu domine,...
> [bonk]
> ...dona eis requiem.
>CROWD: A witch! A witch!
> [bonk]
> A witch! A witch!
>MONKS: [chanting] Pie Iesu domine...
>CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! We've found a witch! A
>witch!
> A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch! A
>witch! Burn
> her! Burn her! Burn her! We've found a witch! We've found a
>witch! A
> witch! A witch! A witch!
>VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch. May we burn her?
>CROWD: Burn her! Burn! Burn her! Burn her!
>BEDEVERE: How do you know she is a witch?
>VILLAGER #2: She looks like one.
>CROWD: Right! Yeah! Yeah!
>BEDEVERE: Bring her forward.
>WITCH: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
>BEDEVERE: Uh, but you are dressed as one.
>WITCH: They dressed me up like this.
>CROWD: Augh, we didn't! We didn't...
>WITCH: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
>BEDEVERE: Well?
>VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose.
>BEDEVERE: The nose?
>VILLAGER #1: And the hat, but she is a witch!
>VILLAGER #2: Yeah!
>CROWD: We burn her! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah!
>BEDEVERE: Did you dress her up like this?
>VILLAGER #1: No!
>VILLAGER #2 and 3: No. No.
>VILLAGER #2: No.
>VILLAGER #1: No.
>VILLAGERS #2 and #3: No.
>VILLAGER #1: Yes.
>VILLAGER #2: Yes.
>VILLAGER #1: Yes. Yeah, a bit.
>VILLAGER #3: A bit.
>VILLAGERS #1 and #2: A bit.
>VILLAGER #3: A bit.
>VILLAGER #1: She has got a wart.
>RANDOM: [cough]
>BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch?
>VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt.
>BEDEVERE: A newt?
>VILLAGER #3: I got better.
>VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway!
>VILLAGER #1: Burn!
>CROWD: Burn her! Burn! Burn her!...
>BEDEVERE: Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling
>whether she is a witch.
>VILLAGER #1: Are there?
>VILLAGER #2: Ah?
>VILLAGER #1: What are they?
>CROWD: Tell us! Tell us!...
>BEDEVERE: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
>VILLAGER #2: Burn!
>VILLAGER #1: Burn!
>CROWD: Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...
>BEDEVERE: And what do you burn apart from witches?
>VILLAGER #1: More witches!
>VILLAGER #3: Shh!
>VILLAGER #2: Wood!
>BEDEVERE: So, why do witches burn?
> [pause]
>VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?
>BEDEVERE: Good! Heh heh.
>CROWD: Oh yeah. Oh.
>BEDEVERE: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
>VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.
>BEDEVERE: Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
>VILLAGER #1: Oh, yeah.
>RANDOM: Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...
>BEDEVERE: Does wood sink in water?
>VILLAGER #1: No. No.
>VILLAGER #2: No, it floats! It floats!
>VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!
>CROWD: The pond! Throw her into the pond!
>BEDEVERE: What also floats in water?
>VILLAGER #1: Bread!
>VILLAGER #2: Apples!
>VILLAGER #3: Uh, very small rocks!
>VILLAGER #1: Cider!
>VILLAGER #2: Uh, gra-- gravy!
>VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
>VILLAGER #2: Mud!
>VILLAGER #3: Churches! Churches!
>VILLAGER #2: Lead! Lead!
>ARTHUR: A duck!
>CROWD: Oooh.
>BEDEVERE: Exactly. So, logically...
>VILLAGER #1: If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made
>of wood.
>BEDEVERE: And therefore?
>VILLAGER #2: A witch!
>VILLAGER #1: A witch!
>CROWD: A witch! A witch!...
>VILLAGER #4: Here is a duck. Use this duck.
> [quack quack quack]
>BEDEVERE: We shall use my largest scales.
>CROWD: Ohh! Ohh! Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn her! Burn
>her!
> Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Ahh! Ahh...
>BEDEVERE: Right. Remove the supports!
> [whop]
> [clunk]
> [creak]
>CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch!
>WITCH: It's a fair cop.
>VILLAGER #3: Burn her!
>CROWD: Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn! Burn!...
>BEDEVERE: Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
>ARTHUR: I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
>BEDEVERE: My liege!
>ARTHUR: Good Sir Knight, will you come with me to Camelot, and join us
>at the Round Table?
>BEDEVERE: My liege! I would be honored.
>ARTHUR: What is your name?
>BEDEVERE: Bedevere, my liege.
>ARTHUR: Then I dub you Sir Bedevere, Knight of the Round Table.

>Beers and cheers
>(uncle) Goy
>"goyl at nettx dot no"

>http://www.theuspits.com

>"A man is only as old as the woman he feels........"
>--Groucho Marx--

by **Mike Donnelly J** » Wed, 11 Jun 2003 11:01:39

Having just moved I had to get rid of a *lot* of the game boxes...
Way too much space. But I *do* have the manuals.

I500 The Simulation
Indycar Racing 1 & 2
Indianapolis Motor Speedway
NASCAR Racing 1-4, 1999, 2002
World Circuit
GP3
F1 2001
Viper Racing
GPL
NL
Open Kart (is it really a sim?)
DTR
DTRSC
SCGT

I *had* NASCAR Heat, but traded it in for GP3 (which was good at the
time).

by SS » Wed, 11 Jun 2003 11:43:21

ahh, OK, what the hell:

MTM1 (yes, monster truck madness, you snobs :-)
MTM2
4x4Evo1
4x4Evo2
MCM1
MCM2
MidtownMadness
MidtownMadness2

Re-Volt

1nsane

Mobil1RallyChampionship
Rally Masters
Rally Trophy
Rallisport Challenge

DTR
DTR-Sprint Cars

NFS HP
NFS PU

Superbike2001

F12001
F12002

Nascar Heat
Nascar 2002
Nascar 2003

Viper Racing

GPL

(and probably a few more, the memories of which I have repressed....)

titles still on my hard drive:

GPL (what more can be said?)
MCM2 (the best, most well-rounded arcade racer ever?)
F12002+mods (never got too passionate about this one, but still run it from
time to time)
Rally Masters (was a lot of fun online)
Rally Trophy (with some of the recent patches, I've grown to like it...poor
track selection a shame, though)
Re-Volt (for any simmers who missed it -- wonderfully accurate and
challenging RC-cars)
N2003 (still growing on me....the new recent track releases are promising)

itazura

(Say what you may about the inaccuracies of fully arcade titles like MTM1,
but to this day I think my online experiences racing MTM1 with my 28K modem
back in the late 90's still rank as the most consistent fun I've had racing
online against human beings. And the creativity of the track makers was
superb -- to the offroad arcade world what the GPL track makers are to the
sim community today.)

by **Dave Henri** » Wed, 11 Jun 2003 12:03:05

Monty Python Mike! Admittedly there are some folks that are like you
that JUST don't get it. But a large portion of this crew are died in the
wool Python fans.
Go rent Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Then you will either laugh
yourself silly or say this is the Stupidest nonsense I have ever seen.
But Beware the Black Knight and later, the Bridge of Death, as well as the
Killer Bunny and the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
Of course you must be able to decipher English accents and French
accents with an English twist. :)
dave henrie

by **Mike Donnelly J** » Wed, 11 Jun 2003 12:30:29

Ah. I've seen some MP and no, I don't get it. But thanks for the
reference.

Mike

>> I don't get it. I mean, I really *don't* get it.

> Monty Python Mike! Admittedly there are some folks that are like you
>that JUST don't get it. But a large portion of this crew are died in the
>wool Python fans.
> Go rent Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Then you will either laugh
>yourself silly or say this is the Stupidest nonsense I have ever seen.
>But Beware the Black Knight and later, the Bridge of Death, as well as the
>Killer Bunny and the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
> Of course you must be able to decipher English accents and French
>accents with an English twist. :)
>dave henrie

by **The Carvalho Famil** » Wed, 11 Jun 2003 12:32:14

Ah, yes. A fine list. But who else has an original of Ferrari Grand Prix
for Macintosh by Donald Hill, with all the updates? The track builder
was part of the software.

Jim

>Ok..it's time for everyone to post their "complete" racing sims collection.
>Just for fun.
>Lets not argue the term "sim", just put down those games you feel have above
>average "sim" qualities. IE decent physics .
>All collections must be the originals+box and manual. And they must be on
>your shelf's now. Not games you once owned. And no 3rd party add-ons, no
>matter how great they might be.

>GPL
>F12000
>F12001
>F12002
>GP3
>CART PRECISION RACING
>MONACO GP RACING SIM 2

>NASCAR2
>NASCAR3
>NASCAR LEGENDS+ #75 Torino toy car ;)
>NASCAR4
>NASCAR 2002
>NASCAR2003
>NASCAR2000
>NASCAR HEAT
>NASCAR THUNDER

>RALLY CHAMPIONSHIP
>RALLY TROPHY
>RALLY MASTERS
>COLIN MCREA 2
>SCREAMER 4X4 RALLY
>INSANE
>DIRT TRACK RACING
>DIRT TRACK RACING-Sprint Cars

>TOCA 2
>STCC 2
>NEED FOR SPEED-PORSCHE CHALLENGE
>LE MANS 24 HOURS

>SBK2001

>MERCEDES BENZ TRUCK RACING

>SUPER 1 KARTING

by **don hodgdo** » Tue, 10 Jun 2003 14:54:01

No particular order:

Rally Trophy
F1 2002
GP3
F1RC
CMR
TOCA 2
NFSPU
N2
N3
NL
N2002
GPL
Viper Racing
CART Racing
NFSPU
CPR

--
don

-------------------------------------
BAPOM
Alternative Program Covers for GPL
http://www.trilon.com/bapom/

> > Ok..it's time for everyone to post their "complete" racing sims
> > collection. Just for fun.
> > Lets not argue the term "sim", just put down those games you feel
> > have above average "sim" qualities. IE decent physics .
> > All collections must be the originals+box and manual. And they must
> > be on your shelf's now. Not games you once owned. And no 3rd party
> > add-ons, no matter how great they might be.

by **Goy Larse** » Thu, 12 Jun 2003 05:37:38

> I am honoured ;)

And so you should be :-), Monty Python, bunch of degenerates and I've
always wondered what it is about them that makes me love their stuff so
much

Beers and cheers
(uncle) Goy
"goyl at nettx dot no"

http://www.theuspits.com

"A man is only as old as the woman he feels........"
--Groucho Marx--

by **Wayne M. Greno** » Thu, 12 Jun 2003 08:35:40

This made me pop in the dvd again!! Watch out for the holy handgrenades!!!!

message

> > > Complete??? There's no GPL there!
> > > Blasphemy!!!

> > Burn him, he's a witch! :)

> MONKS: [chanting] Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
> [bonk]
> Pie Iesu domine,...
> [bonk]
> ...dona eis requiem.
> [bonk]
> Pie Iesu domine,...
> [bonk]
> ...dona eis requiem.
> CROWD: A witch! A witch!
> [bonk]
> A witch! A witch!
> MONKS: [chanting] Pie Iesu domine...
> CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! We've found a witch! A
> witch!
> A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch! A
> witch! Burn
> her! Burn her! Burn her! We've found a witch! We've found a
> witch! A
> witch! A witch! A witch!
> VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch. May we burn her?
> CROWD: Burn her! Burn! Burn her! Burn her!
> BEDEVERE: How do you know she is a witch?
> VILLAGER #2: She looks like one.
> CROWD: Right! Yeah! Yeah!
> BEDEVERE: Bring her forward.
> WITCH: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
> BEDEVERE: Uh, but you are dressed as one.
> WITCH: They dressed me up like this.
> CROWD: Augh, we didn't! We didn't...
> WITCH: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
> BEDEVERE: Well?
> VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose.
> BEDEVERE: The nose?
> VILLAGER #1: And the hat, but she is a witch!
> VILLAGER #2: Yeah!
> CROWD: We burn her! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah!
> BEDEVERE: Did you dress her up like this?
> VILLAGER #1: No!
> VILLAGER #2 and 3: No. No.
> VILLAGER #2: No.
> VILLAGER #1: No.
> VILLAGERS #2 and #3: No.
> VILLAGER #1: Yes.
> VILLAGER #2: Yes.
> VILLAGER #1: Yes. Yeah, a bit.
> VILLAGER #3: A bit.
> VILLAGERS #1 and #2: A bit.
> VILLAGER #3: A bit.
> VILLAGER #1: She has got a wart.
> RANDOM: [cough]
> BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch?
> VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt.
> BEDEVERE: A newt?
> VILLAGER #3: I got better.
> VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway!
> VILLAGER #1: Burn!
> CROWD: Burn her! Burn! Burn her!...
> BEDEVERE: Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling
> whether she is a witch.
> VILLAGER #1: Are there?
> VILLAGER #2: Ah?
> VILLAGER #1: What are they?
> CROWD: Tell us! Tell us!...
> BEDEVERE: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
> VILLAGER #2: Burn!
> VILLAGER #1: Burn!
> CROWD: Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...
> BEDEVERE: And what do you burn apart from witches?
> VILLAGER #1: More witches!
> VILLAGER #3: Shh!
> VILLAGER #2: Wood!
> BEDEVERE: So, why do witches burn?
> [pause]
> VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?
> BEDEVERE: Good! Heh heh.
> CROWD: Oh yeah. Oh.
> BEDEVERE: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
> VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.
> BEDEVERE: Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
> VILLAGER #1: Oh, yeah.
> RANDOM: Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...
> BEDEVERE: Does wood sink in water?
> VILLAGER #1: No. No.
> VILLAGER #2: No, it floats! It floats!
> VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!
> CROWD: The pond! Throw her into the pond!
> BEDEVERE: What also floats in water?
> VILLAGER #1: Bread!
> VILLAGER #2: Apples!
> VILLAGER #3: Uh, very small rocks!
> VILLAGER #1: Cider!
> VILLAGER #2: Uh, gra-- gravy!
> VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
> VILLAGER #2: Mud!
> VILLAGER #3: Churches! Churches!
> VILLAGER #2: Lead! Lead!
> ARTHUR: A duck!
> CROWD: Oooh.
> BEDEVERE: Exactly. So, logically...
> VILLAGER #1: If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made
> of wood.
> BEDEVERE: And therefore?
> VILLAGER #2: A witch!
> VILLAGER #1: A witch!
> CROWD: A witch! A witch!...
> VILLAGER #4: Here is a duck. Use this duck.
> [quack quack quack]
> BEDEVERE: We shall use my largest scales.
> CROWD: Ohh! Ohh! Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn her! Burn
> her!
> Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Ahh! Ahh...
> BEDEVERE: Right. Remove the supports!
> [whop]
> [clunk]
> [creak]
> CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch!
> WITCH: It's a fair cop.
> VILLAGER #3: Burn her!
> CROWD: Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn! Burn!...
> BEDEVERE: Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
> ARTHUR: I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
> BEDEVERE: My liege!
> ARTHUR: Good Sir Knight, will you come with me to Camelot, and join us
> at the Round Table?
> BEDEVERE: My liege! I would be honored.
> ARTHUR: What is your name?
> BEDEVERE: Bedevere, my liege.
> ARTHUR: Then I dub you Sir Bedevere, Knight of the Round Table.

> Beers and cheers
> (uncle) Goy
> "goyl at nettx dot no"

> http://www.theuspits.com

> "A man is only as old as the woman he feels........"
> --Groucho Marx--

by **Dave Henri** » Thu, 12 Jun 2003 08:51:28

My kids...uhmmm kid one and kid two....got me the Special Edition DVD
last year for my Birthday. We spent the day digging through the extra
matierials..the younger son..uhmmmm whatshisname...was crushed to learn
that almost all the castle footage for ALL the castles was filmed not only
at only ONE castle but just ONE room. :)
dave henrie

by **WillyB41** » Thu, 12 Jun 2003 10:22:02

Does anybody have "Breakneck"? Crappy as a sim, but fun to drive the car with
the machine gun mounted on the fender!

Bill

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