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My complete Racing Collection

Carl Ribbegaard

My complete Racing Collection

by Carl Ribbegaard » Tue, 10 Jun 2003 18:49:53

Complete??? There's no GPL there!
Blasphemy!!!
Redmis

My complete Racing Collection

by Redmis » Tue, 10 Jun 2003 18:55:20

Or Nascar 200X....or F1 200X  - no wonder he's selling.....he hasn't seen
the best that sim racing has to offer!

Ashley McConnel

My complete Racing Collection

by Ashley McConnel » Tue, 10 Jun 2003 19:01:53


Burn him, he's a witch! :)

Goy Larse

My complete Racing Collection

by Goy Larse » Tue, 10 Jun 2003 19:20:28




> > Complete??? There's no GPL there!
> > Blasphemy!!!

> Burn him, he's a witch! :)

MONKS:  [chanting]  Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
    [bonk]
    Pie Iesu domine,...
    [bonk]
    ...dona eis requiem.
    [bonk]
    Pie Iesu domine,...
    [bonk]
    ...dona eis requiem.
CROWD:  A witch!  A witch!
    [bonk]
    A witch!  A witch!
MONKS:  [chanting]  Pie Iesu domine...
CROWD:  A witch!  A witch!  A witch!  A witch!  We've found a witch!  A
witch!
    A witch!  A witch!  A witch!  We've got a witch!  A witch!  A
witch!  Burn
    her!  Burn her!  Burn her!  We've found a witch!  We've found a
witch!  A
    witch!  A witch!  A witch!
VILLAGER #1:  We have found a witch.  May we burn her?
CROWD:  Burn her!  Burn!  Burn her!  Burn her!
BEDEVERE:  How do you know she is a witch?
VILLAGER #2:  She looks like one.
CROWD:  Right!  Yeah!  Yeah!
BEDEVERE:  Bring her forward.
WITCH:  I'm not a witch.  I'm not a witch.
BEDEVERE:  Uh, but you are dressed as one.
WITCH:  They dressed me up like this.
CROWD:  Augh, we didn't!  We didn't...
WITCH:  And this isn't my nose.  It's a false one.
BEDEVERE:  Well?
VILLAGER #1:  Well, we did do the nose.
BEDEVERE:  The nose?
VILLAGER #1:  And the hat, but she is a witch!
VILLAGER #2:  Yeah!
CROWD:  We burn her!  Right!  Yeaaah!  Yeaah!
BEDEVERE:  Did you dress her up like this?
VILLAGER #1:  No!
VILLAGER #2 and 3: No.  No.
VILLAGER #2:  No.
VILLAGER #1:  No.
VILLAGERS #2 and #3:  No.
VILLAGER #1:  Yes.
VILLAGER #2:  Yes.
VILLAGER #1:  Yes.  Yeah, a bit.
VILLAGER #3:  A bit.
VILLAGERS #1 and #2:  A bit.
VILLAGER #3:  A bit.
VILLAGER #1:  She has got a wart.
RANDOM:  [cough]
BEDEVERE:  What makes you think she is a witch?
VILLAGER #3:  Well, she turned me into a newt.
BEDEVERE:  A newt?
VILLAGER #3:  I got better.
VILLAGER #2:  Burn her anyway!
VILLAGER #1:  Burn!
CROWD:  Burn her!  Burn!  Burn her!...
BEDEVERE:  Quiet!  Quiet!  Quiet!  Quiet!  There are ways of telling
whether she is a witch.
VILLAGER #1:  Are there?
VILLAGER #2:  Ah?
VILLAGER #1:  What are they?
CROWD:  Tell us!  Tell us!...
BEDEVERE:  Tell me, what do you do with witches?
VILLAGER #2:  Burn!
VILLAGER #1:  Burn!
CROWD:  Burn!  Burn them up!  Burn!...
BEDEVERE:  And what do you burn apart from witches?
VILLAGER #1:  More witches!
VILLAGER #3:  Shh!
VILLAGER #2:  Wood!
BEDEVERE:  So, why do witches burn?
    [pause]
VILLAGER #3:  B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?
BEDEVERE:  Good!  Heh heh.
CROWD:  Oh yeah.  Oh.
BEDEVERE:  So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
VILLAGER #1:  Build a bridge out of her.
BEDEVERE:  Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #1:  Oh, yeah.
RANDOM:  Oh, yeah.  True.  Uhh...
BEDEVERE:  Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1:  No.  No.
VILLAGER #2:  No, it floats!  It floats!
VILLAGER #1:  Throw her into the pond!
CROWD:  The pond!  Throw her into the pond!
BEDEVERE:  What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1:  Bread!
VILLAGER #2:  Apples!
VILLAGER #3:  Uh, very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1:  Cider!
VILLAGER #2:  Uh, gra-- gravy!
VILLAGER #1:  Cherries!
VILLAGER #2:  Mud!
VILLAGER #3:  Churches!  Churches!
VILLAGER #2:  Lead!  Lead!
ARTHUR:  A duck!
CROWD:  Oooh.
BEDEVERE:  Exactly.  So, logically...
VILLAGER #1:  If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made
of wood.
BEDEVERE:  And therefore?
VILLAGER #2:  A witch!
VILLAGER #1:  A witch!
CROWD:  A witch!  A witch!...
VILLAGER #4:  Here is a duck.  Use this duck.
    [quack quack quack]
BEDEVERE:  We shall use my largest scales.
CROWD:  Ohh!  Ohh!  Burn the witch!  Burn the witch!  Burn her!  Burn
her!
    Burn her!  Burn her!  Burn her!  Burn her!  Burn her!  Ahh!  Ahh...
BEDEVERE:  Right.  Remove the supports!
    [whop]
    [clunk]
    [creak]
CROWD:  A witch!  A witch!  A witch!
WITCH:  It's a fair cop.
VILLAGER #3:  Burn her!
CROWD:  Burn her!  Burn her!  Burn her!  Burn!  Burn!...
BEDEVERE:  Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
ARTHUR:  I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
BEDEVERE:  My liege!
ARTHUR:  Good Sir Knight, will you come with me to Camelot, and join us
at the Round Table?
BEDEVERE:  My liege!  I would be honored.
ARTHUR:  What is your name?
BEDEVERE:  Bedevere, my liege.
ARTHUR:  Then I dub you Sir Bedevere, Knight of the Round Table.

Beers and cheers
(uncle) Goy
"goyl at nettx dot no"

http://www.theuspits.com

"A man is only as old as the woman he feels........"
--Groucho Marx--

Olav Malmi

My complete Racing Collection

by Olav Malmi » Tue, 10 Jun 2003 19:26:14





> > > Complete??? There's no GPL there!
> > > Blasphemy!!!

> > Burn him, he's a witch! :)

<Major snip>

Priceless !

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Olav Malmin
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Ashley McConnel

My complete Racing Collection

by Ashley McConnel » Tue, 10 Jun 2003 19:34:13





message

> > > > Complete??? There's no GPL there!
> > > > Blasphemy!!!

> > > Burn him, he's a witch! :)

> <Major snip>

> Priceless !

> --

Agreed! :)

I am honoured ;)

Ash
http://www.siroccoracing.com

Steve Whitt

My complete Racing Collection

by Steve Whitt » Tue, 10 Jun 2003 08:17:59


<major snip>

thats one reply worth saving to hd
pure brilliance

Steve

redTe

My complete Racing Collection

by redTe » Tue, 10 Jun 2003 20:41:16

Ok..it's time for everyone to post their "complete" racing sims collection.
Just for fun.
Lets not argue the term "sim", just put down those games you feel have above
average "sim" qualities. IE  decent physics .
All collections must be the originals+box and manual. And they must be on
your shelf's now. Not games you once owned. And no 3rd party add-ons, no
matter how great they might be.

GPL
F12000
F12001
F12002
GP3
CART PRECISION RACING
MONACO GP RACING SIM 2

NASCAR2
NASCAR3
NASCAR LEGENDS+ #75 Torino toy car ;)
NASCAR4
NASCAR 2002
NASCAR2003
NASCAR2000
NASCAR HEAT
NASCAR THUNDER

RALLY CHAMPIONSHIP
RALLY TROPHY
RALLY MASTERS
COLIN MCREA 2
SCREAMER 4X4 RALLY
INSANE
DIRT TRACK RACING
DIRT TRACK RACING-Sprint Cars

TOCA 2
STCC 2
NEED FOR SPEED-PORSCHE CHALLENGE
LE MANS 24 HOURS

SBK2001

MERCEDES BENZ TRUCK RACING

SUPER 1 KARTING

Olav Malmi

My complete Racing Collection

by Olav Malmi » Tue, 10 Jun 2003 20:58:27


> Ok..it's time for everyone to post their "complete" racing sims collection.
> Just for fun.
> Lets not argue the term "sim", just put down those games you feel have above
> average "sim" qualities. IE  decent physics .
> All collections must be the originals+box and manual. And they must be on
> your shelf's now. Not games you once owned. And no 3rd party add-ons, no
> matter how great they might be.

oh! a pissing contest. I'm in :-)

GPL
NR2003
NR2002
NR4
NR2
ICR2

EA F1 2000
EA F1 CS something
EA F1 2001 (all 3 a real waste of money, hardly played them)

GP2
GP3 (what a waste aswell)

TOCA2

hmm, if there's any more i've surely forgotten, and probably not worth
mentioning :)

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Olav Malmin
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Doug Elliso

My complete Racing Collection

by Doug Elliso » Tue, 10 Jun 2003 23:39:14


TOCA
TOCA 2
STCC 2

F12k2, 2k2CS, 2k1 and 2k2  (75 for patches - shocking)

GPL, N4, N2k2, N2k3

GP2, 3 (eughghghgh)

1nsane, Rally Trophy, Mobil 1 Rally Championship,

Mafia, GTA3.

SBK2k1, GP500(best bike sim out there - just needs a netcode patch)

More I'm sure - but those are the ones with boxes tucked away somewhere

Doug

Eldre

My complete Racing Collection

by Eldre » Wed, 11 Jun 2003 01:38:27

Oh well - I've given away about 5-6 games in the past couple of years.  I'd
have to wait until I got home from work to compile the list.  I've got stuff
that I haven't played in years, and stuff like MBTR and TOCA 2 that I could
never get to run correctly on my system...

Eldred
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Milhous

My complete Racing Collection

by Milhous » Wed, 11 Jun 2003 02:30:57

Complete and total derailment, but IMO, they've been in a slump for years.
GPL is five years old IIRC and it's probably still the best we've got in the
way of openwheel goodness.

Milhouse



> reckoned:

> >Ok..it's time for everyone to post their "complete" racing sims
collection.
> >Just for fun.

> Uh-oh..this is a sure sign that racing sims are in a slow period.

Ian

My complete Racing Collection

by Ian » Wed, 11 Jun 2003 04:16:19


> Ok..it's time for everyone to post their "complete" racing sims
> collection. Just for fun.
> Lets not argue the term "sim", just put down those games you feel
> have above average "sim" qualities. IE  decent physics .
> All collections must be the originals+box and manual. And they must
> be on your shelf's now. Not games you once owned. And no 3rd party
> add-ons, no matter how great they might be.

> GPL
> F12000
> F12001
> F12002
> GP3
> CART PRECISION RACING
> MONACO GP RACING SIM 2

> NASCAR2
> NASCAR3
> NASCAR LEGENDS+ #75 Torino toy car ;)
> NASCAR4
> NASCAR 2002
> NASCAR2003
> NASCAR2000
> NASCAR HEAT
> NASCAR THUNDER

> RALLY CHAMPIONSHIP
> RALLY TROPHY
> RALLY MASTERS
> COLIN MCREA 2
> SCREAMER 4X4 RALLY
> INSANE
> DIRT TRACK RACING
> DIRT TRACK RACING-Sprint Cars

> TOCA 2
> STCC 2
> NEED FOR SPEED-PORSCHE CHALLENGE
> LE MANS 24 HOURS

> SBK2001

> MERCEDES BENZ TRUCK RACING

> SUPER 1 KARTING

Well, apart from the cardboard boxes which got thrown away in my recent
move, they're all complete:

(Papy)
GPL
NASCAR Racing 2 (never really impressed me)
NASCAR Racing 4
NASCAR Racing 2002
NASCAR Racing 2003 (probably the greatest retail sim currently available,
even if I don't like the series)
Indycar Racing 2

(EA Sports)
F1 2000
F1 2000CS
F1 2001
F1 2002
Sports Car GT

Toca 2

(Crammond)
GP2
GP3 (should have listened to this NG)
GP3 2000 ( I really can be stubborn !! )

(Ubisoft)
F1 racing simulation
Monaco GP racing simulation 2
F1 racing championship

(Microsoft)
Cart Precision racing (retail)
Monster Truck madness 2 (came with my original MSFF)

Rally Trophy
Mobil 1 Rally championship
Rally Masters
Screamer Rally (not a sim! )
Mercedes Benz Truck racing
Need for Speed Porsche 2000

Not a PC sim, but GT3 for the PS2 has to be added for completeness.

--

Ian P
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WillyB41

My complete Racing Collection

by WillyB41 » Wed, 11 Jun 2003 07:03:55

What I wanna know is what else is there to move on to?!?!?

Bill

Carl Ribbegaard

My complete Racing Collection

by Carl Ribbegaard » Wed, 11 Jun 2003 07:57:45


That's an easy one.
Bush series!! :-D


1. Complete collection of Interstate videos

2. (late) Complete Collection

3. GPL: Need these tracks to complete my collection

4. Complete 2002 GM press kit collection on ebay

5. GP2 first full race completed

6. Goracing News - World's First Online Drag Race A Complete Success!

7. The racersdomain.com & rpmdiecast.com Las Vegas Cash & Prizes race is complete!

8. F.S. COMPLETE YSR RACE PACKAGE

9. F.S. complete racing go kart package (north calif)

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