Man, some nights you just wish you didn't bother dialing long
distance....
3 races at Talladega last night (Tuesday), long waits, and I'll
probably drop from my lowly #2 rating.
First race, qualified middle of the pack on the outside. Green drops
(no pace lap naturally) and everyone takes off diving down low. Hey,
I'll play it smart and take the high line till everything shakes out.
Let the nuts battle down low. Well, damn if they don't get into and
one of em shoots up the banking. Smacks the wall right in front of me,
bounces off, I have nowhere to go. I smack him, the guy behind me
smacks me, and then types "What's your problem KnuckleDuster?" Huh?
What's my problem? Damn, I avoided the pack hoping for a clean start
and got nailed...and it's MY problem?
Second race, qualify near the back on the inside. Well no chance for
me to try the old "hide on the high side" for lap #1 (not that it
worked that well on the first try). So I'll lay off the pace and stay
low, maybe avoid the essential turn 1 demo derby. Hey, I make it
through but I'm pretty far back. No problem, I'm still racin. Come
through turn 2 and it's a crash city. Cars all over. Again, no where
to go. A little extra trouble since there's a good bit of warping
going on. Damaged engine as I hit someone square in the middle of the
backstretch.
Race #3. Qual in the back, maybe 4 cars behind me. I'm on the inside
again. I fiogure I'll just go easy on the gas again, let things shake
bumper and spinning out the car in front of me. Naturally a chain
reaction and guess who get's collected again? Damn! So I take the
leisurely tow truck to the pits (damge was on and I bent a tire). Get
out of the pits, now a lap down. Straddling the apron line on the long
backstretch and one of the leaders comes up on me. Now I'm all but off
the track but this guy figures he's gonna pass me low (which is damn
close to being on the grass). The guy Earnhardts me and spins me out.
I lost it and threw the F word around. Guy says, "I'm on the lead lap,
move over." How much more freaking room do you need. 95% of the
freaking track is bare but this guy has to have the bottom 5%. On the
back straight! If I was riding the wall and he hit me, no doubt he'd
have ***ed that I wasn't "moved over". So this is a relatively long
race for Hawaii (about 28 or 29 laps I think), so hell with it. I'm
staying out there and putzin along for points. Started in the back so
I figure if I can move up via the front runners battling it out and
crashing. Maybe I can offset the 2 incidents by finishing higher than
where I started. So I'm cruising along riding on the apron all the way
around except for turns, in which I get on the track late, with just
enough time to get some arc into the turn. Now, I'm not sure if the
"I'm on the lead lap, please move over" messages were aimed at me but
dammit, if I don't at least get my whole car width on the track, I
ain't making the turn and you're getting caught up in me. (especially
in the tri-oval). So I rode the apron for probably 95% of the race. No
problem with me. Hell I started like 22nd and ended up 13th (about 8
laps down). So I don't know what these guys expected with their "move
over please" messages. I'm completely on the apron and they're still
yellin it. Think I'm pulling off cause they can't run but the same
damn line the whole race? Yeah, right. I'm leaving 100% of the track
width open except for the turns in which I stay on the inside 3rd/ If
you can't get around me, to hell with ya. I'm going pretty slow (about
30 MPH slower) and you can blow on by and not lose any speed by
altering your groove a bit. I'm sure as hell not going off the track
and spinning out.
I hope the guy who tapped me last night and typed "I'm on the lead
lap, move over" reads this. Maybe he should consider using the rest of
the track especially since only the right half of my car was actually
on the track. Could have easily zoomed right up the middle and never
touched me instead of riding my ass, half on the apron.
Yes, I'm pissed after last night. I've raced clean, haven't jumped
starts and somehow managed to move up to a #2 rate. Think I'm doing
good and then get taken out by jackrabbits in 3 straight races. The
3rd didn't bother me too much since it was a long one and I had time
to get back into it. That was until the Intimidator came along and
decided he needed all the track and it'd be fun to spin out a lap car.
Notice that I spun out and he kept on cruisin never missing a beat.
Anyway I had to say something on the off chance he read this.
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