rec.autos.simulators

by **Peter Ive** » Mon, 28 May 2001 10:03:57

Err, what are you all doing here when you've got those gorgeous, tall,
blond women in your country? Are you all gay or something?

You're only good because none of you ever work. You lazy good for
nothings.

Did you know that Swede is an anagram of weeds? (now I'm struggling)

A national flag with only 2 colours? Pathetic. (I mean the flag, not
my insult)

You're all crap.

You're all REALLY crap!!!!!! (only use if the previous one fails)

Swedes 1 Turnips 0, err... no... forget that one.
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by **ymenar** » Mon, 28 May 2001 07:56:17

> If any of you could provide me with some good insults, I would be very
> greatful ;-) . Feel free to post those helpful insult tips in public, here
> at RAS ;-)

You're just a ***y DGF!

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by **Kevin Gavit** » Tue, 29 May 2001 02:04:32

> > If any of you could provide me with some good insults, I would be very
> > greatful ;-) . Feel free to post those helpful insult tips in public,
here
> > at RAS ;-)

> You're just a ***y DGF!

> --
> -- Fran?ois Mnard <ymenard>
> -- May the Downforce be with you...
> -- http://www.racesimcentral.net/
> -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez
> Corporation - helping America into the New World...

Now, now. You're only supposed to be insulting, not actually cruel.

KFG

by **J'm Sm't** » Thu, 31 May 2001 01:36:56

> I'm a Norwegian, and I'm truly sorry to say that my efforts in trying to
> insult the Swedes hasn't been at the standards you'd expect from Norwegians.

> A few days ago, Norway and Sweden had a battle at Monza. Somehow, the Swedes
> won. This has been a puzzle to me. I've come to the conclusion that the
> Norwegians failed to provoce the Swedes sufficietly prior to the battle. The
> Swedes kept their cool, and won.

> I sincerely apologize for my lack of skills in the insult department. I am
> convinced that if I could insult the Swedes sufficiently, they would get
> angry, loose their heads, and run off track.

> There just may be a rematch. I would not like to loose once more.

> It is hard to admit it, but I do need help to insult the Swedes.

> If any of you could provide me with some good insults, I would be very
> greatful ;-) . Feel free to post those helpful insult tips in public, here
> at RAS ;-)

> Jon Andersen,
> would like to see some Swedes in his mirrors

"You can always tell a Swede, but you can't tell him much!"

"You drive like my mother."
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by **Jon Anderse** » Thu, 31 May 2001 02:27:36

Thanks. This was a good one :-)

Jon Andersen

by **?ke Larsso** » Thu, 31 May 2001 04:57:27

Quote from a sig I saw in another ng:
"You can't insult us, we're too ignorant."

by **Tony Whitle** » Thu, 31 May 2001 04:59:43

<snip>
Via a somewhat shaky Danish translation:

"How do you keep Copenhagen tidy? Put all the Swedish drunks back on the
ferry."

You could always try some cracks about moose... or is it the Norwegians who
get upset about that? :-P

HTH,

Tony Whitley
GPLRank -0.54
"On some laps I'd get as many as fif*** corners really right, but Moss, he
gets them all right on every lap" - Von Trips after the 1961 German Grand
Prix.

by **Martin Granbe** » Thu, 31 May 2001 20:23:13

On Fri, 25 May 2001 23:06:27 GMT, "Jon Andersen"

>Jon Andersen,
>would like to see some Swedes in his mirrors

Dream on :)

Cheers,

/Martin

by **Martin Granbe** » Fri, 01 Jun 2001 15:17:30

On Fri, 25 May 2001 23:06:27 GMT, "Jon Andersen"

>If any of you could provide me with some good insults, I would be very
>greatful ;-) . Feel free to post those helpful insult tips in public, here
>at RAS ;-)

To unsult a Swede - call him a Norwegian! :)

/Martin
Sweden...

by **Jon Anderse** » Sat, 02 Jun 2001 03:56:41

Bah!

That's the opposite of an insult ;-)

Jon Andersen

by **Rob Adam** » Sat, 02 Jun 2001 04:48:09

To "unsult" a person, do you take back the previous "insult"?

hee hee

> On Fri, 25 May 2001 23:06:27 GMT, "Jon Andersen"

> >If any of you could provide me with some good insults, I would be very
> >greatful ;-) . Feel free to post those helpful insult tips in public,
here
> >at RAS ;-)

> To unsult a Swede - call him a Norwegian! :)

> /Martin
> Sweden...

by **Jon Anderse** » Sat, 02 Jun 2001 05:21:18

Go easy on him. He is a swede, Y'know.

"You can always tell a Swede, but you can't tell him much!"

Jon Andersen,
in an insulting mood ;-)

by **Martin Granbe** » Sat, 02 Jun 2001 06:44:13

On Thu, 31 May 2001 18:56:41 GMT, "Jon Andersen"

><snip>
>> To unsult a Swede - call him a Norwegian! :)
><snip>

>Bah!

>That's the opposite of an insult ;-)

:) I do like some of the norwegian girls :)

Cheers,

/Martin

by **Per Lundkvis** » Sat, 02 Jun 2001 06:53:19

:-)
PerL Sweden

by **Thom j** » Sat, 02 Jun 2001 06:54:48

No! U just put un'pepper on the insult.. Yea I know it aint dat punny!! :o)~

| To "unsult" a person, do you take back the previous "insult"?
| hee hee

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