rec.autos.simulators

To the FU**ING *MORON(S)* who designed the game FlatOut's "Destruction
Derby" segment so that a player's view is ALWAYS restricted to only
front or back views while at the same time trying to pawn-off a SH**TTY
little "radar" display, (WHICH DOESN'T EVEN SHOW THE PLAYER WHICH
DIRECTION THEIR FU**ING CAR IS FACING OR ANY OF THE CPU'S CARS EITHER),
as sufficient enough data for the player to have instead of giving the
player what they

                    **********NEED**********

to have in order to play the level with the SAME degree of *FAIRNESS*
as a REAL Destruction Derby contestant, (Which is SO PAINFULLY
**OBVIOUS** to anyone with ANY decent degree of COMMON SENSE,) WICH IS
THE *****NECCESSITATED***** ABILITY TO BE ABLE TO LOOK AROUND THEIR CAR
IN A *FULL* 360 FU**ING DEGREE RADIUS AT *ANY* *TIME* THEY MIGHT
*****NEED***** TO IF DAMAGE TO THEIR CAR PERMITS THIS BEING DONE so
that they can line-up and aim their car appropriately at the other
car(s) in the arena while at the same time, avoiding getting the SH**
knocked out of them by same said other car(s), etc, etc, I SAY TO YOU
THIS:

FOR *EVERY* *SINGLE* TIME I HAVE WANTED TO PULL MY FU**ING HAIR OUT OF
MY HEAD AND BUST MY KEYBOARD ALL TO SH** WHILE *****TRYING***** TO PLAY
YOUR LAME-ASSED, FU**ED-UP "Destruction Derby" GAME SEGMENT WITHIN THE
GAME "FlatOut", (Because TRYING is the *ONLY* FU**IN' THING ANYONE CAN
DO BECAUSE OF THE COMPLETELY *****IDIOTIC***** WAY THAT IT WAS MADE
CONCERNING THE IN-GAME VIEW LIMITATIONS PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED), I OFFER
YOU THE FOLLOWING NOTE OF REFERENCE FOR YOU TO TAKE TO HEART AS
SEVERELY AS MY *HATRED* FOR YOUR BLATANT

                   **********STUPIDITY**********

IN THE DECISION TO FU**-UP THIS PART OF THE GAME "FlatOut" HAS BEEN
TAKEN BY ME AGAINST YOUR SORRY ASS/ASSES:

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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IT IS *IDIOTIC MORONS* LIKE THIS THAT ARE FU**ING-UP *****ALL***** OF
OUR GAMES LITTLE BY LITTLE WITH THEIR 'clever ideas of what should be
put into video games concerning difficulty variables, levels of
realism, etc, etc,' AND I'M TELLING YOU *ALL* FROM THE HEART: THIS SH**
HAS GOT TO *****STOP***** AND I MEAN

                    **********NOW!!!!!**********

I AM SO SICK OF THIS BULLSH**!!!!! THERE OUTTA' BE A FU**IN' LAW
AGAINST TORTURING THE UNSUSPECTING PLAYERS OF THESE SO-CALLED 'games'
WHO'S ONLY CRIME WAS PUTTING THEIR FAITH AND TRUST IN THE GAME MAKERS
WHO END UP FU**ING THEM *ALL* OVER IN THE END TIME AFTER TIME AFTER
TIME!!!!! THERE NEEDS TO BE SOME *REALISTIC* LEVEL OF ACTUAL "Quality
Assurance" TO BE *SUPER-IMPOSED* ON THESE WORKS OF UNFAIRNESS
*****BEFORE***** THEY ARE *EVER* ALLOWED TO BE SOLD TO THE PUBLIC AT
LARGE, I SH** YOU *NOT* LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!! ENOUGH IS
A-FU**IN'-NOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally a worthy post in RAS again :)

Andre

Wow, 18 swear words (not including "ass" in various forms). That's
pretty good. I agree, a worthy post! Well FU**ING done!

I thought the gameplay was FU**ING great.

gui.ntli.net:

In fairness, the DD sections were utter gash,
John,

But isn't it amazing that he bothered to put those little ** in all
the *** words? Too much US television, I guess... ;)

l8er
ronny

Nah. It's just 'cause I was afraid of gettin' banned from this site,
etc, due to Google moderators possibly supressing my ability to express
myself in my sheer ANGER and FRUSTRATION towards the IDIOTICIES of the
*PUNK-ASS MORON(S)* who coded this 'game' the way they did.

And now, onto the next installment of *****REALITY***** in regards to
this *MESS* of a 'game': I also apply everything previously said about
it to another aspect of it's *CORRUPTED* code:

The way that, when playing with the keyboard as a control device for
the game, if you release either steering key after trying to correct
your turning in either direction so as to not oversteer, you car's
steering does NOT self-center fast enough like a REAL CAR'S steering
does/would when it's steering wheel would be released temporarily to
achive same said self-centering steering correction effect, and as an
end result, the front end of your car CAREENS OFF towards the direction
your were last steering towards in a *RIDICULOUS* OVERSTEERING reaction
that FU**'S-UP YOUR RACE *CRITICLY* IF NOT *COMPLETELY* as your cars
SPINS OUT OF CONTROL in an *UNCONTROLLABLE* 180 degree turn and THEN
IMMEDIATELY after that, usually ends up getting hit and thrown in all
directions by other cars behind it BEATING THE SH** OUT OF IT as they
SLAM into it!!!!!

Can you say "*INCOMPETENCY-LADEN GAME MAKERS*"!? Ahhhh!! I thought you
could!!    ;)

Next topic: The SHEER *STUPIDITY* of *ANY* racing game maker that has
their simulation cars using FU**IN' *STREET TIRES* to race in DIRT.
(More 'genius' from the makers of this *RIDICULOUS ATROSITY* known as
'FlatOut') See You All Then.....     ;)