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> >   Dear Retailers,
> >   We regret to announce that no more Forbes's(TM) can be manufactured
> >since it has been reported that they have come to life and begun killing
> >sprees all over the world. This was a design mistake on our part and we
> >appologise to all effected parties. Soon we will begin production af a
> >new MAK(TM) model that has a head that wobbles freely from side to side
> >about 20 degrees off centre. And we think that this will be the most
> >realistic model released to date, especially with all much needed aids
> >enabled. Once we iron out its dendancies to argue with the former
> >Forbes(TM) models they will be ready to ship.

> >      Yours sincerly

> >    Byron Forbes - Maker of Forbes's(TM) and soon the MAK(TM)

> >   PS - how did this stuff make SRN? Not much going on out there is
> >there? Then again....

>  Typical isnt it......Manufacturers replacing a defective producted that
> does have its good points with an even more defective product that will
> never be any good to anybody.

>    PS - how did this stuff make SRN? Not much going on out there is
> there? Then again..........

> Unfortunately, due to the limited budget granted SRN, we've had to make
> some concessions with our servers.  One of these is with the Left_
> Handed_Wingnut_Telecommunications division of Dewyewliquespam, Inc.,
> where we've had to share a common line with both Demoncouk, Ltd., as
> well as Vegemite, Ltd.  This usually results in some crossed wires, in
> which SRN receives e-mail from one of those mentioned, and is forced to
> forward the entire lot to the proper parties.

> Sorry for any inconvenience.

> Prost!...damn...Cheers!

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