rec.autos.simulators

says...

So do I, dammit!!
I have to live in the same country as this nefarious character....life
really is not fair at all, is it?!

From what I understand, there are others....the various police
departments of our States and Territories; the Australian Taxation
Office; The Customs and Immigrations Departments; Interpol; the FBI and
Mrs. Charlene Ungent, of 16 Strewth Road, Oodnadatta....apparently she
is pregnant.

We don't.  I've issued orders this day to have him transported to
England.

--
Regards,
---
Bruce.

For the GP legends Historic Motor Racing Club, go to:-
http://www.racesimcentral.net/

<ggg>

Cheers,
Richard

We're sending him back under warranty.  We don't like the colour and
he's two sizes too large.
Please replace with a new unit, in beige, size 32.

Thank you.

Joe

This latest nonsense is just a troll on top of a troll.

Earth to Mak, Earth to Mak...get a life, pal.

Bart Brown

Good Lord, no, Byron!!
I wouldn't want to inflict that inhuman punishment on anyone!

On Tue, 28 Apr 1998 18:24:56 +1000, Bruce Kennewell

For your convenience we are returning your current Mr Forbes (TM) model
until you can make a decision. You will of course be liable for all
delivery charges as per paragraph 41, sub clause (iii) of the warranty
agreement.

Yours,
Customer Service Department

Now I thought this thread started because some *** guy (Byron) was being
rude to fellow newsgroup members, and that we as a group shouldn't tolerate
such b***comments being posted.

Personally I've found many of Byrons contributions to the group to be
valuable and many times humorous, but then I guess I must have a sick mind.

Cheers

Tony

No, no, no!!!  We *DON'T* want this one back and I have refused to sign
for it!  It's dreadful!

Also, I'm sorry but "tan" is definitely out; it looks too 'military' and
clashes with the carpet.
We'll take the beige Forbes in size 33 and will re-arrange the furniture
to suit.

Question:  Does the replacement model come with castors or will a
trolley be necessary?

Thank you.

Yours sincerely,

An almost-satisfied customer.

   Funny you should mention it. It just so happens I played 6 seasons of
gridiron over here for Sydney University. First two years undefeated I
might add. This story might interest you a little Charlie.
     On a cold and wet day at Endeavour Field, Cronulla, Sydney,
Australia I turned up to said venue to play for NSW State team Vs an
American All Star team comprised of many All Americans from divisions II
and III in America's college leagues. After giving many of my regular
Uni team mates a good tongue lashing for simply not having the guts to
take the field along with most of the other good players from other
Sydney teams, I took the field in my regular position of TE (also played
SE [2 good TEs on my team], DE, ILB, OLB). After seeing there were no
RB's prepared to run the football (fair enough in light of the fact the
OL was pitiful) I laughed to myself and thought what a long day this
would be. After a few series of no 1st downs and being down about 21
nothing I TOLD the QB to throw me a down and out to which he replied
shivering "you wanna run a pattern?" To which I replied "of course I
^*%$ing DO". In hind sight I realised he did not want to throw passes
out of fear of being sacked rather than as a favour to recievers. So I
run my typical out pattern, turn, catch the football and then turn up
field full steam ahead in true Rugby League Front Row Forward tradition
(9 seasons of rugby league experience does not go astray in this
situation)! At this point I realise the difference in close rates
between these guys and the LBs and DBs I'm accustomed to. I no sooner
have the ball tucked away when KABOOM!!!!!!! First to hit me is outside
LB (MR Nebraska Bodybuilder) with a host of others soon following. I
felt like I had been hit by a bus and thought my arm was broken! As they
drag themselves up from the ground expecting to see another twisted
piece of meat they notice I am half way back to my huddle and looking
directly at the totally stunned look on my players faces that I even got
up let alone showed no signes of anything being out of the ordinary. 8
yard gain! Next down I TELL the QB he is rolling out behind me and we
are getting a first down if it kills us! Ball is snapped, CB reads
immediately and comes for QB (thinking that as usual no one would dare
get in his way) only to be smashed into the next century by me (I was
215lbs and benching over 300lbs at the time - no steroids of course) and
the QB slides for a huge 1 and only first down! We lost 45 nil but we
did get a first down :)

  PS - clothesline tackles are for wimps, I always prefered colapsing
rib cages with a good ole line drive. That's what helmets are for!

      Yours sincerly

    Byron Forbes - Maker of Forbes's(TM) and soon the MAK(TM)

   PS - how did this stuff make SRN? Not much going on out there is
there? Then again..........