> Hooray....another "Mexico City" hater! :)
> Since the day I first tried this circuit (when was that....1998?) I have
> steered clear of it.
> Even when running a season championship against the AI, I have usually
> crashed within the first quarter of the race....and always into a ***y
> concrete tyre!
Ah, well, you see you're doing it wrong, mate. :)
I know exactly why you hit that tyre, and what you need to do to not hit
it or any other!
It's very simple, you need to borrow a technique from back country
skiing. A noob BC skier, you see, will at some stage -have- to ski
in-between trees. If he is lucky, he will told the first golden rule
about skiing in these conditions. If he isn't told, you see, he will
very soon find himself rather untidily wrapped around one!
If I'm with a beginner, I never tell 'em until after their first bit of
tree luv. I usually get them to follow me on the first pitch, making
sure I take a shallow line, thus ensuring a low speed impact. I then ski
off, effortlessly threading myself in-between the evergreens, all the
time waiting for the tell-tale sounds of small twigs snapping, followed
by the thud of human flesh against tree bark, ending with the rattle of
skis as they separate from their owner, and, of course, the odd ***
word. Oh the joy of skiing through trees!
Anyway, never, ever look at the trees you are skiing between, for, like
a giant magnet, they will pull you to them... with the inevitable
result. No, dear boy, you must look at the GAPS between them! Then you
will be drawn to them, and not the wood!
So at Mex, don't look at the ***, look at the line -through- the
corner, and enjoy Mexico for the excellent track it is!
Now go and record 50 laps, post the reply in the binary, and if it's not
done by sunrise, I'll cut your ball off!
--
Gerry Aitken
...and a friend shall lose a friend's hammer. - Book of Cyril, chapter
6, verse 16
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