Lol.
If I thought that section was a work of satire, I would have been mildly
amused. The fact that it's meant to be taken seriously makes it hysterically
funny.
Here you go John, free of charge. Just cut and paste.
<AHEM>
"In addition, the improper use of punctuation marks will NOT be tolerated.
All posts in the forums will be reviewed and graded for errors, and I will
be reviewing the chat logs as well. Penalties are as follows:
- Improper use of colon, semi-colon, exclamation point or question mark- one
race suspension.
- Misplaced comma or period - same as above.
-Should it be determined that an error was the result of a malfunctioning
keyboard, the offending party may escape with a warning, but considering the
heady rush I get when handing out suspensions...well, don't hold your
breath.
-Anyone caught using an ampersand instead of typing out the word "and" will
be subject to a lifetime ban from the STARS server. NO EXCUSES !!
-It's up to you to properly prepare yourself ahead of time before attempting
to communicate with either myself of any of the other STARS members. The
following link may be helpful:
http://webster.commnet.edu/grammar/marks/marks.htm."