The scary thing is, this does even make sense....
Remco
>Accelerate
>Third
>Pinch the nose right
>Accelerate
>Forth
>Bring the nose left
>Drift right
>Drift
>Bring nose s l o w l y right
>Fifth
>Head to the left verge
>Straightaway
>Straight
>Straight
>Braking zone coming
>Nuts, I'm outa cat food
>Aaaaaaaaa
>BRAKE
>Locked!
>Nonononoooo
>Steer
>Steer
>Brake
>Steer
>Made it
>Downshift
>Downshift
>Downshift
>Go go go go
>Look at shifter location
>Downshift again
>Damn cat
>Shift
>Straight
>Third
>Bear right
>Forth
>Start turn-in left
>Fifth
>Keep turn gentle
>Save speed
>Cat can starve
>Braking area just
>Here!
>Downshift
>Downshift
>Tuck nose inside of line
>Gas and Steer
>Come straight
>Hard gas
>Forth
>Turn left
>Stay left of dip
>Downshift
>Brake
>Downshift
>Set alarm for five or five -fif***?
>AH ***
>not again...
>Jeez
>Am I ever gonna stop
>Shift+R
>Shift+R
>Yeah yeah I know
>I'm *trying* to stop!
>Shift+R
>Come on
>Gawd finally
>Accelerate
>Second
>Third
>1:15.99!
>Stupid game
>Just one more lap