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You like driving games because you have a tiny dick!

Tim

You like driving games because you have a tiny dick!

by Tim » Sun, 29 Dec 2002 23:55:19

http://www.racesimcentral.net/

An article on racing sims by a male that is a radical feminist.
What a party.

John Simmon

You like driving games because you have a tiny dick!

by John Simmon » Mon, 30 Dec 2002 01:54:09



He barely even mentions "simulators".  He's talking about console
games, and everyone knows that console gamers have small***s (I
think Sega published a study about it).

Tony Rickar

You like driving games because you have a tiny dick!

by Tony Rickar » Mon, 30 Dec 2002 00:15:09


> He barely even mentions "simulators".  He's talking about console
> games, and everyone knows that console gamers have small***s (I
> think Sega published a study about it).

Thanks for clearing that one up John ;)
Steve Smit

You like driving games because you have a tiny dick!

by Steve Smit » Mon, 30 Dec 2002 00:47:00

I used to have a HUGE one, but playing racing games left me little time for
boffing, so--use it or lose it--it shriveled up, turned black, and fell off.



> > He barely even mentions "simulators".  He's talking about console
> > games, and everyone knows that console gamers have small***s (I
> > think Sega published a study about it).

> Thanks for clearing that one up John ;)

Peter Ive

You like driving games because you have a tiny dick!

by Peter Ive » Mon, 30 Dec 2002 03:39:28



You should have done what I do and drive with one hand on the wheel and
one hand down your boxers.




>> > He barely even mentions "simulators".  He's talking about console
>> > games, and everyone knows that console gamers have small***s (I
>> > think Sega published a study about it).

>> Thanks for clearing that one up John ;)

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elrik

You like driving games because you have a tiny dick!

by elrik » Mon, 30 Dec 2002 06:23:06




> >I used to have a HUGE one, but playing racing games left me little time
for
> >boffing, so--use it or lose it--it shriveled up, turned black, and fell
off.

> You should have done what I do and drive with one hand on the wheel and
> one hand down your boxers.

I know that you sim freaks like to drive with a manual stick but don't you
think this is carrying things a bit far.

Elrikk   ;o)

PS  Is the interface usb or one of those older sound card things.  I run XP
Pro and have issues without usb

Peter Ive

You like driving games because you have a tiny dick!

by Peter Ive » Mon, 30 Dec 2002 08:04:08




>message


>Smith

>> >I used to have a HUGE one, but playing racing games left me little time
>for
>> >boffing, so--use it or lose it--it shriveled up, turned black, and fell
>off.

>> You should have done what I do and drive with one hand on the wheel and
>> one hand down your boxers.

>I know that you sim freaks like to drive with a manual stick but don't you
>think this is carrying things a bit far.

>Elrikk   ;o)

>PS  Is the interface usb or one of those older sound card things.  I run XP
>Pro and have issues without usb

Err... lost me there.  Should this now be x-posted to alt.***, by any
chance?
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You like driving games because you have a tiny dick!

by remove EATSPAM to repl » Mon, 30 Dec 2002 09:52:14


In that case, what are motorcycle simmers?  ;-)

--KC

Jan Verschuere

You like driving games because you have a tiny dick!

by Jan Verschuere » Mon, 30 Dec 2002 11:14:38

People trying to fight a controller problem?

Jan.
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Philste

You like driving games because you have a tiny dick!

by Philste » Mon, 30 Dec 2002 13:37:16

Just a guy trying to find some special metaphore for people's interest in
racing.... sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...

Reminds me of one of my french teacher who thought the opening sequence of
the first Indiana Jones movie was a metaphore for the birth of a heroe...

I think it's fair to say that we love sim racing because of our competitive
nature (specially when racing online) and our love for the sport in the
first place. He we followed his thinking, we could consider people that play
NHL hockey as people wanting to play the role of NHL super stars but didn't
have the ability to the it in the real world. I'd say I play it with my
buddies simply for fun :)

Anyway, I guess the guy had a lot of time to waste between Christmas and New
Years :)
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Eldre

You like driving games because you have a tiny dick!

by Eldre » Mon, 30 Dec 2002 14:28:56



>You should have done what I do and drive with one hand on the wheel and
>one hand down your boxers.

You drive with one hand down his boxers...?

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Steve Smit

You like driving games because you have a tiny dick!

by Steve Smit » Mon, 30 Dec 2002 23:55:27

Damn!  And I thought it was just that my crotch belt was too tight!




> >You should have done what I do and drive with one hand on the wheel and
> >one hand down your boxers.

> You drive with one hand down his boxers...?

> Eldred
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Matt Jessic

You like driving games because you have a tiny dick!

by Matt Jessic » Tue, 31 Dec 2002 00:07:37


> Just a guy trying to find some special metaphore for people's interest in
> racing.... sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...

> Reminds me of one of my french teacher who thought the opening sequence of
> the first Indiana Jones movie was a metaphore for the birth of a heroe...

> I think it's fair to say that we love sim racing because of our competitive
> nature (specially when racing online) and our love for the sport in the
> first place. He we followed his thinking, we could consider people that play
> NHL hockey as people wanting to play the role of NHL super stars but didn't
> have the ability to the it in the real world. I'd say I play it with my
> buddies simply for fun :)

> Anyway, I guess the guy had a lot of time to waste between Christmas and New
> Years :)

Well said.

There is another clue in the last sentence:
"...but unless the *** community insists on watching our hobby with
rigorous academic interest..."

Why would we want to spend our time doing that?
We could pay rigorous academics for that.
I would assume that most in the "*** community" prefer more
useful pursuits during their leisure hours. Nor do we get
paid for err, "stuff" like that article.

Some more reasons the "mainsteam press" has yet to attack
racing video games, and also forces that would continue to
reduce such interest:

The racing genre has a higher proportion of
low rated games than any genre I can think of except those
specifically targeted to children's education.
(That is: non-***, non-***, not-even-any-tobacco-advertising,
etc. Gee, we even provide an environmentally safe alternative to
polluting activities :)

Professional and amateur racing has millions of fans world wide.
The advertising budgets for products tied into racing that
are advertised in the mainstream press are appropriately large.
Companies are beginning to exploit that market through
advertising using racing games. Connect the dots.

In the industry, we can tsk-tsk games on the outer fringe that
might bring adverse attention. But mostly to position
our own titles as being cleaner and more wholesome. ;)

- Matt

Peter Ive

You like driving games because you have a tiny dick!

by Peter Ive » Tue, 31 Dec 2002 03:36:31




>Peter Ives

>>You should have done what I do and drive with one hand on the wheel and
>>one hand down your boxers.

>You drive with one hand down his boxers...?

Well, he said I could play with his thrustmaster.  8-)
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elrik

You like driving games because you have a tiny dick!

by elrik » Tue, 31 Dec 2002 05:36:31





> >Peter Ives

> >>You should have done what I do and drive with one hand on the wheel and
> >>one hand down your boxers.

> >You drive with one hand down his boxers...?

> Well, he said I could play with his thrustmaster.  8-)

<groan!>   ;o)

Elrikk


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