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I really didn't hurl my cat.

TRUSRS

I really didn't hurl my cat.

by TRUSRS » Fri, 26 May 2000 04:00:00

The fact that we are criticized for laughing at something that is fuuny to
some, but anger to others  is just FU$$en messed up.

TRUSRS

I really didn't hurl my cat.

by TRUSRS » Fri, 26 May 2000 04:00:00



>> >> Troll?  me? troll?
>> >> r u sure?
>> >> I respect your intelligence. But what you said was funny, and I
>laughed.

>> >Try again.....

>> try again?
>> why?

>You just made his point for him. :)

And how the hell did I do that?
What in the god damn hell is a troll god damn it?
How's road runner BTW?
Andrew Turne

I really didn't hurl my cat.

by Andrew Turne » Fri, 26 May 2000 04:00:00

Once, I accidentally knocked my cat off the desk & she hit her head a little.
It scared her. She hid on a little shelf under the desk.

I felt bad so I gave her some strawberry jelly so she would trust me again.

A few weeks later she was eaten by a coyote.

The End

Andrew


> Ok. To those few who have expressed concern after my post about hurling my
> cat, I assure you that Buster is alive and well and I was only joking.
> Pictures of him (alive of course) are temporarily on display at
> www.slottweak.com under the News for May 25. Also, I do not really want any
> free kittens and I have never felt like tearing my wheel off my desk. For
> those who didn't read the post or just don't care, I apologize for taking up
> space with this (ridiculous) post.

> --

> Slot
> www.slottweak.com
> Tweaks & Reviews



> > LOL. very well done.

> > > And last but not least, I'd like to thank my cat, Willy <sniff>, for
> > > always being there right beside me whenever things went wrong during a

> > This reminds me that we really don't give our pets the credit they are
> due.
> > My cat, Buster, is often beside me while I'm racing. When things go wrong
> > and I feel like tearing the wheel off my desk and smashing it to pieces,
> > Buster is always there for me.... to pick up by the scruff of his neck and
> > send him hurling to the other side of the room. His wild scream, eyes
> bugged
> > out, four legs spread-eagle and tail flying behind him, then a thud as he
> > hits the wall and with the sudden silence that follows I'm quickly lured
> > back into tranquility. My wheel is saved.   8 times Buster has done this
> for
> > me, and I'm racing again tonight.

> > Anybody have any kittens to give away to a good home ;-)

> > --

> > Slot
> > www.slottweak.com
> > Tweaks & Reviews

TRUSRS

I really didn't hurl my cat.

by TRUSRS » Fri, 26 May 2000 04:00:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you guys crack me up!
hahaha

GTX_SlotCa

I really didn't hurl my cat.

by GTX_SlotCa » Fri, 26 May 2000 04:00:00

Okay, I've learned my lesson I guess. No more cat jokes for me.

Hey, have I told you about my dog.............

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Slot

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Doug Olse

I really didn't hurl my cat.

by Doug Olse » Fri, 26 May 2000 04:00:00

How do we know when that picture was taken? Show a picture of Buster holding
today's newspaper! :)


<snip>

Goy Larse

I really didn't hurl my cat.

by Goy Larse » Fri, 26 May 2000 04:00:00


> Making jokes on the internet is a dangerous thing, we saw that with
> the joke about the wing settings of the plane in which Couldhard
> crashed. I have a cat too, and I don't dare to think about something
> bad happening to him (her actually) but I found the post about the cat
> really funny.
> Cultural differences I think...

Nope, it's just that every time I hear a joke like that I see that
image.....if it wasn't for people actually doing that sort of stuff, it
would have been funny

Oh what the hell, stupid thread anyway :-)

Beers and cheers
(uncle) Goy

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GTX_SlotCa

I really didn't hurl my cat.

by GTX_SlotCa » Fri, 26 May 2000 04:00:00


How do you know it's really Buster?

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Slot

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David R. Ericso

I really didn't hurl my cat.

by David R. Ericso » Fri, 26 May 2000 04:00:00

How do we know it's you?  You'll need 3 forms of photo ID sir... ;-)



> > How do we know when that picture was taken? Show a picture of Buster
> holding
> > today's newspaper! :)

> How do you know it's really Buster?

> --
> Slot

> Tweaks & Reviews
> www.slottweak.com

David R. Ericso

I really didn't hurl my cat.

by David R. Ericso » Fri, 26 May 2000 04:00:00

Doh!  Guess I should have looked at the pictures first <blushing>

Judging from the pictures, that candy cane Buster is trying to eat
gives me the impression that you are trying to pass off two Christmas
pictures as being recent.  I'm afraid at this point that Buster must
be dead. <pauses for a moment of silence>


> How do we know it's you?  You'll need 3 forms of photo ID sir... ;-)




> > > How do we know when that picture was taken? Show a picture of Buster
> > holding
> > > today's newspaper! :)

> > How do you know it's really Buster?

> > --
> > Slot

> > Tweaks & Reviews
> > www.slottweak.com

Ronald Stoeh

I really didn't hurl my cat.

by Ronald Stoeh » Sat, 27 May 2000 04:00:00


snip

> ***ing would have been too good for him IMHO, I would have done to him
> what he did to his dog.......like I said, cruelty to animals is one of
> them things that gets me going :-|

Well, I'm a cat daddy myself (check sig), but isn't that taking it a
little
too far? But, before we go into the pro/contra debate reg. the death
penalty,
I should just stop here... ;)

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       '---''(_/--'  `-'\_)            screaming their heads off!

Kevin Gavit

I really didn't hurl my cat.

by Kevin Gavit » Sat, 27 May 2000 04:00:00


So, two cats walk into a bar....

Kevin Gavit

I really didn't hurl my cat.

by Kevin Gavit » Sat, 27 May 2000 04:00:00




> >> >> Troll?  me? troll?
> >> >> r u sure?
> >> >> I respect your intelligence. But what you said was funny, and I
> >laughed.

> >> >Try again.....

> >> try again?
> >> why?

> >You just made his point for him. :)

> And how the hell did I do that?

By your reaction. Think about what his point WAS for a few minutes.

A troll is someone who trolls. Someone who makes a provocative post for the
express purpose of generating heated response.

Trolling in the real world is a fishing technique where you drag a line
behind a boat and randomly hope something comes across it and bites.

A troll is an an ugly little charecter who lives under a bridge and eats
billy  goats who try to cross it.

You see the analogies?

Just fine, thank you.


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