Face it, youre just ***at football and the "we dont care" ***is a***poor excuse. I know your post is tongue in
cheek but a lot of people really believe that.
"Military intelligence, two words combined that can't make sense"
> Once again the cycling world has proven that America would clean the
> world's clock in soccer if it interested anyone here. After-all, we also
> have very little interests in cycling and so we sent over a guy for 7 years
> who only had one testicle. All he did was crush what we were told were the
> world's best bike riders.(and not one bike had a playing card stuck in the
> spokes for that cool 'motorbike' sound.) Imagine, if America was really
> serious...you can bet we'd send over someone with two cojones.
> So this year we again have to have somebody to ride in the Tour Day
> France. Who did we come up with? Just some broken down guy who will have
> his hip replaced in a few weeks. Oooh boy. Our top skier is a druken bum.
> yet he wins world championships. sheesh.
> So back to soccer. I saw the trophy, some dinky little bauble that
> resembles the brass covered popcorn box that MTV awards to movies.
> Americans like trophies that are huge. UGLY huge. Like that Stanley Tools
> trophy they have in Hockey. Or the incredibly garish Borg Warner trophy
> for the Indy 500. See? So with such a little ***y tiny trophy, there
> is just no way to motivate the American athelete. Therefore we'll have to
> continue throwing together a team of leftovers while the real atheletes
> play stick and ball sports.
> :)
> dave henrie