world's clock in soccer if it interested anyone here. After-all, we also
have very little interests in cycling and so we sent over a guy for 7 years
who only had one testicle. All he did was crush what we were told were the
world's best bike riders.(and not one bike had a playing card stuck in the
spokes for that cool 'motorbike' sound.) Imagine, if America was really
serious...you can bet we'd send over someone with two cojones.
So this year we again have to have somebody to ride in the Tour Day
France. Who did we come up with? Just some broken down guy who will have
his hip replaced in a few weeks. Oooh boy. Our top skier is a druken bum.
yet he wins world championships. sheesh.
So back to soccer. I saw the trophy, some dinky little bauble that
resembles the brass covered popcorn box that MTV awards to movies.
Americans like trophies that are huge. UGLY huge. Like that Stanley Tools
trophy they have in Hockey. Or the incredibly garish Borg Warner trophy
for the Indy 500. See? So with such a little ***y tiny trophy, there
is just no way to motivate the American athelete. Therefore we'll have to
continue throwing together a team of leftovers while the real atheletes
play stick and ball sports.
:)
dave henrie