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I lost my family because of Grand Prix Legends...Ashamed !

rob

I lost my family because of Grand Prix Legends...Ashamed !

by rob » Sun, 06 Dec 1998 04:00:00


>I found this at the http://www.racesimcentral.net/ forum:
<snip>
>However, the worst part is yet to come.  I was left to look after our two
>daugthers Emily (9) and Sarah (11).  This detracted from my maximum playing
>time.  Also, I wanted to buy a couple of Voodoo II graphic cards for the
>computer.

>So I sold my daughter to the Thailand sex trade industry.

<snip>

I don't think that's funny.

rob.

MIlic102

I lost my family because of Grand Prix Legends...Ashamed !

by MIlic102 » Tue, 08 Dec 1998 04:00:00

I found this at the http://gpl.gamestats.com forum:
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I feel that I must share a terrible secret that I had to keep to myself for the
last month.
It all started when I bought Grand Prix Legends.  I soon realised that  my
lowly Pentium MMX166 was not enough to enable me to play this demanding game...

So I sold my car in order to buy a top of the range Pentium II 450.  

My wife was so angry with me that she left me a few days later.  Still, I don't
care as long as I have Grand Prix Legends.

However, the worst part is yet to come.  I was left to look after our two
daugthers Emily (9) and Sarah (11).  This detracted from my maximum playing
time.  Also, I wanted to buy a couple of Voodoo II graphic cards for the
computer.  

So I sold my daughter to the Thailand sex trade industry.

Chip Moor

I lost my family because of Grand Prix Legends...Ashamed !

by Chip Moor » Tue, 08 Dec 1998 04:00:00

I have an even more pitiful story. I was once a highly paid multinational financier
from Madagascar with 7 wives 35 children and 126 grandchildren. I spent most of my
time traveling and making children. Then I discovered GPL. At first it was a mere
pasttime between lovemaking. Then I began to get obsessed with beating my computer
opponents. I would plot strategies in my spare time, often neglecting my wives and
children.

Now I have been found guilty of neglect and will be hung by the Madagascar court
tommorrow. I must however first fulfill my last request. To win pole position at
Monaco...


> I found this at the http://gpl.gamestats.com forum:
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ------
> I feel that I must share a terrible secret that I had to keep to myself for the
> last month.
> It all started when I bought Grand Prix Legends.  I soon realised that  my
> lowly Pentium MMX166 was not enough to enable me to play this demanding game...

> So I sold my car in order to buy a top of the range Pentium II 450.

> My wife was so angry with me that she left me a few days later.  Still, I don't
> care as long as I have Grand Prix Legends.

> However, the worst part is yet to come.  I was left to look after our two
> daugthers Emily (9) and Sarah (11).  This detracted from my maximum playing
> time.  Also, I wanted to buy a couple of Voodoo II graphic cards for the
> computer.

> So I sold my daughter to the Thailand sex trade industry.

Andr

I lost my family because of Grand Prix Legends...Ashamed !

by Andr » Tue, 08 Dec 1998 04:00:00

Jeeeez I'd understand if it were Viper Racing.... but GPL wow  : )

Ande


>I found this at the http://gpl.gamestats.com forum:
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------
>------
>I feel that I must share a terrible secret that I had to keep to myself for
the
>last month.
>It all started when I bought Grand Prix Legends.  I soon realised that  my
>lowly Pentium MMX166 was not enough to enable me to play this demanding
game...

>So I sold my car in order to buy a top of the range Pentium II 450.

>My wife was so angry with me that she left me a few days later.  Still, I
don't
>care as long as I have Grand Prix Legends.

>However, the worst part is yet to come.  I was left to look after our two
>daugthers Emily (9) and Sarah (11).  This detracted from my maximum playing
>time.  Also, I wanted to buy a couple of Voodoo II graphic cards for the
>computer.

>So I sold my daughter to the Thailand sex trade industry.

Roy Harringto

I lost my family because of Grand Prix Legends...Ashamed !

by Roy Harringto » Wed, 09 Dec 1998 04:00:00



> >I found this at the http://gpl.gamestats.com forum:
> <snip>
> >However, the worst part is yet to come.  I was left to look after our two
> >daugthers Emily (9) and Sarah (11).  This detracted from my maximum playing
> >time.  Also, I wanted to buy a couple of Voodoo II graphic cards for the
> >computer.

> >So I sold my daughter to the Thailand sex trade industry.
> <snip>

> I don't think that's funny.

> rob.

You're right, it's not funny at all. It's terrible. He could have sold
her to MacDonald's at 20 cents a pound more. I hear that Brazilian beef
mince prices have skyrocketed...terrible, terrible
'Tucson Coyote'

I lost my family because of Grand Prix Legends...Ashamed !

by 'Tucson Coyote' » Wed, 09 Dec 1998 04:00:00




> > >I found this at the http://gpl.gamestats.com forum:
> > <snip>
> > >However, the worst part is yet to come.  I was left to look after our two
> > >daugthers Emily (9) and Sarah (11).  This detracted from my maximum playing
> > >time.  Also, I wanted to buy a couple of Voodoo II graphic cards for the
> > >computer.

> > >So I sold my daughter to the Thailand sex trade industry.
> > <snip>

> > I don't think that's funny.

> > rob.
> You're right, it's not funny at all. It's terrible. He could have sold
> her to MacDonald's at 20 cents a pound more. I hear that Brazilian beef
> mince prices have skyrocketed...terrible, terrible

That's Okay, Yesterday I sold my horse to the glue factory.....

Willllbbuuuuurrrrr Not the Glue Factory,,,

Sorry Ed, but I need that New Cannopus AGP 16 Meg Riva Card, and well you're
expendable...

But Willlllbur!

Hey, ED, look it was either that of that new filly for you....

NO Willlbur!, I'll go quietly, I won't let Buttercup suffer the fate that was
meant for me, after all I am a talking horse....

And hopefully Ed, all the neighbors will stop accusing me of talking to my
horse....


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