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by **Bruce Kennewel** » Sat, 12 Jun 1999 04:00:00

I don't know whether to feel sorry for your sister.....or the moose!!!!!
:o)

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>A moose once beet my seester!

>??Jan Kohl?? **The Pits Performance Team**
>Computer Systems Programmer
>USAF Air-Ground Operations School
>Hurlburt Field, FL

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>>True! :o)
>>I must be getting tired.

>>--
>>Best regards,
>>Bruce.
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>>The Stunned Mullet........seriously satirical stuff!
>>http://www.racesimcentral.net/
>>===============================================

>>>Lern to spell first b4 yuo even think of leeping intoo the werkforce.
>>>*now that response would have been seriously satirical*

by **Jan Koh** » Sat, 12 Jun 1999 04:00:00

The moose...she bit him back, and then slapped him in the face with a wet
fish!

Cheers!

??Jan Kohl?? **The Pits Performance Team**
Computer Systems Programmer
USAF Air-Ground Operations School
Hurlburt Field, FL

Castle Graphics - http://www.castlegraphics.com/
The Pits - http://www.theuspits.com/

>I don't know whether to feel sorry for your sister.....or the moose!!!!!
>:o)

>--
>Best regards,
>Bruce.
>======
>The Stunned Mullet........seriously satirical stuff!
>http://welcome.to/the_stunned_mullet

by **Eldre** » Sun, 13 Jun 1999 04:00:00

writes:

>I don't know whether to feel sorry for your sister.....or the moose!!!!!
>:o)

>--
>Best regards,
>Bruce.
>======
>The Stunned Mullet........seriously satirical stuff!
>http://www.racesimcentral.net/
>===============================================

>>A moose once beet my seester!

Dang, I GOTTA stop reading the NGs when I'm eating...It'll be SAFER that
way...and cleaner...
(cheerios all over my keyboard)
<g>

__

Put your message in a modem, and throw it in the ***-sea...
remove SPAM-OFF to reply.

by **Barry Stoc** » Sun, 13 Jun 1999 04:00:00

You talkin' to me boy??? :)

--
Ponder this...
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

Barry Stoch - Warped Racing aka "Moose"
http://members.home.net/bstoch

> Ohh....the old "slap in the face with a wet fish" ploy, huh?
> Poor moose!

> --
> Best regards,
> Bruce.
> ======
> The Stunned Mullet........seriously satirical stuff!
> http://welcome.to/the_stunned_mullet
> ===============================================

> >The moose...she bit him back, and then slapped him in the face with a wet
> >fish!

> >Cheers!

> >??Jan Kohl?? **The Pits Performance Team**
> >Computer Systems Programmer
> >USAF Air-Ground Operations School
> >Hurlburt Field, FL

> >Castle Graphics - http://www.castlegraphics.com/
> >The Pits - http://www.theuspits.com/

> >>I don't know whether to feel sorry for your sister.....or the moose!!!!!
> >>:o)

> >>--
> >>Best regards,
> >>Bruce.
> >>======
> >>The Stunned Mullet........seriously satirical stuff!
> >>http://welcome.to/the_stunned_mullet

by **Bruce Kennewel** » Mon, 14 Jun 1999 04:00:00

Ohh....the old "slap in the face with a wet fish" ploy, huh?
Poor moose!

--
Best regards,
Bruce.
======
The Stunned Mullet........seriously satirical stuff!
http://welcome.to/the_stunned_mullet
===============================================

>The moose...she bit him back, and then slapped him in the face with a wet
>fish!

>Cheers!

>??Jan Kohl?? **The Pits Performance Team**
>Computer Systems Programmer
>USAF Air-Ground Operations School
>Hurlburt Field, FL

>Castle Graphics - http://www.castlegraphics.com/
>The Pits - http://www.theuspits.com/

>>I don't know whether to feel sorry for your sister.....or the moose!!!!!
>>:o)

>>--
>>Best regards,
>>Bruce.
>>======
>>The Stunned Mullet........seriously satirical stuff!
>>http://welcome.to/the_stunned_mullet

by **Kirk Lan** » Wed, 16 Jun 1999 04:00:00

The classic IRC slap : "Bob slaps around Sue with a large trout!"

--
Kirk Lane
Tempe, AZ

ICQ: 28171652
RMRL #119

>Ohh....the old "slap in the face with a wet fish" ploy, huh?
>Poor moose!

>--
>Best regards,
>Bruce.
>======
>The Stunned Mullet........seriously satirical stuff!
>http://welcome.to/the_stunned_mullet
>===============================================

>>The moose...she bit him back, and then slapped him in the face with a wet
>>fish!

>>Cheers!

>>??Jan Kohl?? **The Pits Performance Team**
>>Computer Systems Programmer
>>USAF Air-Ground Operations School
>>Hurlburt Field, FL

>>Castle Graphics - http://www.castlegraphics.com/
>>The Pits - http://www.theuspits.com/

>>>I don't know whether to feel sorry for your sister.....or the moose!!!!!
>>>:o)

>>>--
>>>Best regards,
>>>Bruce.
>>>======
>>>The Stunned Mullet........seriously satirical stuff!
>>>http://welcome.to/the_stunned_mullet

by **asgeir nes?e** » Thu, 17 Jun 1999 04:00:00

Perhaps he is having a bad spell? Or has had one recently?

I know he is a bit edgy on this subject, after all he is 83, you know. And the
elder folks are rather hung up with the virtues of the good old imperial days,
where correct spelling was a sign of class... hehehe!

Anyway, your spelling was to say it the least, adequate, I full understood
your original post... :-)

---Asgeir---

> Because I don't know why Bruce Kennewell replied to my post to this thread
> with 'Learn to spell'...

> --
> Kirk Lane

> ICQ: 28171652

by **asgeir nes?e** » Thu, 17 Jun 1999 04:00:00

Hehe, Bruce, you certainly know how to annoy people, don't you?

Well I think you are struggeling an impossible fight against sloppy spelling,
the english language is on the verge of becoming changed as a matter of course,
the way words are written comes from the dark age, we might adjust the spelling
somewhat to make it a bit easier for us non-nativ english writers, yes?

---Asgeir---

> Learn to spell first, before you even think of leaping into the workforce.

> --
> Best regards,
> Bruce.
> ======

by **Bruce Kennewel** » Fri, 18 Jun 1999 04:00:00

Those whose first language is English should be taught to use it correctly.
Just as those whose first language is Spanish, Russian, Mandarin, Albanian
or even Norwegian should be taught to use their native language correctly.

I am not advocating that English should become a universal language and nor
am I suggesting that those whose mother tongue is other than English should
be expected to master its bastardised spelling and grammar.

However, as an employer, I can assure you of one thing:- any application
that I receive in which the spelling is pathetically incorrect is responded
to with a "thanks but no thanks." I can also state without fear of
contradiction that this stance is being taken by more and more employers
these days who are sick and tired of our education systems turning out
illiterates.
--
Best regards,
Bruce.
======
The Stunned Mullet........seriously satirical stuff!
http://welcome.to/the_stunned_mullet
===============================================

>Hehe, Bruce, you certainly know how to annoy people, don't you?

>Well I think you are struggeling an impossible fight against sloppy
spelling,
>the english language is on the verge of becoming changed as a matter of
course,
>the way words are written comes from the dark age, we might adjust the
spelling
>somewhat to make it a bit easier for us non-nativ english writers, yes?

by **Bruce Kennewel** » Fri, 18 Jun 1999 04:00:00

Correct spelling has never been "a sign of class" here Asgeir.
A sign of a proper education....sure. But in Australia, never a sign of
"class".
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Best regards,
Bruce.
======
The Stunned Mullet........seriously satirical stuff!
http://welcome.to/the_stunned_mullet
===============================================

>Perhaps he is having a bad spell? Or has had one recently?

>I know he is a bit edgy on this subject, after all he is 83, you know. And
the
>elder folks are rather hung up with the virtues of the good old imperial
days,
>where correct spelling was a sign of class... hehehe!

>Anyway, your spelling was to say it the least, adequate, I full understood
>your original post... :-)

>---Asgeir---

>> Because I don't know why Bruce Kennewell replied to my post to this
thread
>> with 'Learn to spell'...

>> --
>> Kirk Lane

>> ICQ: 28171652

by **Ronald Stoeh** » Fri, 18 Jun 1999 04:00:00

snip

> However, as an employer, I can assure you of one thing:- any application
> that I receive in which the spelling is pathetically incorrect is responded
> to with a "thanks but no thanks." I can also state without fear of
> contradiction that this stance is being taken by more and more employers
> these days who are sick and tired of our education systems turning out
> illiterates.

To value correct spelling and grammar in a Usenet post as much as in
a job application is slightly silly, isn't it?

l8er
ronny

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by **Bruce Kennewel** » Sat, 19 Jun 1999 04:00:00

No, because it should become a habit, irrespective of what medium one is
using.

I'm sure that you would wash your hands after defecating irrespective of
whether you did so in a public toilet or in your own bathroom.

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Best regards,
Bruce.
======
The Stunned Mullet........seriously satirical stuff!
http://welcome.to/the_stunned_mullet
===============================================

>snip

>> However, as an employer, I can assure you of one thing:- any application
>> that I receive in which the spelling is pathetically incorrect is
responded
>> to with a "thanks but no thanks." I can also state without fear of
>> contradiction that this stance is being taken by more and more employers
>> these days who are sick and tired of our education systems turning out
>> illiterates.

>To value correct spelling and grammar in a Usenet post as much as in
>a job application is slightly silly, isn't it?

>l8er
>ronny

>--
>Your mouse has moved. Windows must be restarted for the change
>to take effect. Reboot now?
> |\ _,,,---,,_ I want to die like my Grandfather,
> ZZZzz /,`.-'`' -. ;-;;,_ in his sleep.
> |,4- ) )-,_. ,\ ( `'-' Not like the people in his car,
> '---''(_/--' `-'\_) screaming their heads off!

by **Ronald Stoeh** » Sat, 19 Jun 1999 04:00:00

> No, because it should become a habit, irrespective of what medium one is
> using.

> I'm sure that you would wash your hands after defecating irrespective of
> whether you did so in a public toilet or in your own bathroom.

Well, to stay in the context of your comparison:

I don't give a shit about perfect spelling of Usenet posts... ;^)

l8er
ronny

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to take effect. Reboot now?
|\ _,,,---,,_ I want to die like my Grandfather,
ZZZzz /,`.-'`' -. ;-;;,_ in his sleep.
|,4- ) )-,_. ,\ ( `'-' Not like the people in his car,
'---''(_/--' `-'\_) screaming their heads off!

by **Bruce Kennewel** » Sat, 19 Jun 1999 04:00:00

Probably because, like most of the readers and writers of the 1990s, you
couldn't spell without the use of an on-line spell check utility and
wouldn't have the faintest idea of how to use a dictionary.
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Best regards,
Bruce.
======
The Stunned Mullet........seriously satirical stuff!
http://welcome.to/the_stunned_mullet
===============================================

>I don't give a shit about perfect spelling of Usenet posts... ;^)

by **david kar** » Sat, 19 Jun 1999 04:00:00

Nonsense, IMO. I think it should be fairly old news now that the Internet
is breaking down all sorts of communicative models. I receive email all the
time from academics (including the director of our college writing program)
that, if graded by your standards, would classify them as mental
incompetents, as the non-hand-washing crowd. I assure you that, for the
most part, they just realize that the e-world's models of grammar usage,
spelling, etc., are rather loose and flexible. (Sort of like verbal
communication.)

If that gets your panties in a wad, then so be it--but don't pontificate (if
I can use that word as a verb) that the universe "should" conform to your
rather (again, IMO) overly regimented rules of discourse. Is there a hidden
class thing going on here?

And your correlation of "bad" grammar to bodily hygiene is, to say the
least, a bit of a stretch.

You really seem hung up about this whole issue. There is help available.

DK

> No, because it should become a habit, irrespective of what medium one is
> using.

> I'm sure that you would wash your hands after defecating irrespective of
> whether you did so in a public toilet or in your own bathroom.

> --
> Best regards,
> Bruce.
> ======
> The Stunned Mullet........seriously satirical stuff!
> http://welcome.to/the_stunned_mullet
> ===============================================

> >snip

> >> However, as an employer, I can assure you of one thing:- any
application
> >> that I receive in which the spelling is pathetically incorrect is
> responded
> >> to with a "thanks but no thanks." I can also state without fear of
> >> contradiction that this stance is being taken by more and more
employers
> >> these days who are sick and tired of our education systems turning out
> >> illiterates.

> >To value correct spelling and grammar in a Usenet post as much as in
> >a job application is slightly silly, isn't it?

> >l8er
> >ronny

> >--
> >Your mouse has moved. Windows must be restarted for the change
> >to take effect. Reboot now?
> > |\ _,,,---,,_ I want to die like my Grandfather,
> > ZZZzz /,`.-'`' -. ;-;;,_ in his sleep.
> > |,4- ) )-,_. ,\ ( `'-' Not like the people in his car,
> > '---''(_/--' `-'\_) screaming their heads off!

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