> WELL ----- IF ------ IT --------- came ----- FROM ----------PAPYRUS
>----------- then ------ I ----------- WOULD ------ BE ------ IMPRESSED
>------------ but ------- WHY ------------ should ----------- I
>--------- HAVE ----------- to -------------- GET ----------- A
>------------ PROGRAMMER ------------ to ------------ DO -----------
>THIS ------- FOR ----------- me --------------- WHEN --------- IT
>--------- COULD --------- have ----------- been ------------ TAKEN
>---------- care ------ of ------------- in -------- THE ---------
>BEGINNING ------------ and ------------ PART ------- OF ---------- THE
>------------- SIMULATION ------------- TO ----------- BEGIN ---------
>WITH --------------- WITHOUT ------------- all --------- the
>--------------- hassles ------------- of ------------
>editing------------- and ------------- screwing ------------ around
>----------- with ------------- the ------------ basic --------
>program---------?????????????????????
> NOT -------------- EVERYONE ----------- IS ------------- a
>--------------COMPUTER -------------DWEEB--------!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>D --- O ------U ----- G-------
>M -----I ------N ------ D ------ S ------ P ------ R -------- I
>------N ------- G --------- . ----------- C----- O ------ M --------
GENERIC FLAME FORM
Dear:
[X ] Clueless Newbie [X ] Lamer [ ] Aol'er
[ ] "Me too" er [ ] *** [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist
[ ] Scammer [X ] Dumbass [ ] Pre-***
[ ] Obnoxious Advocacy Freak [ ] Paranoid Mutant [X ] Brain-dead
You Are Being Flamed Because: [ ] You posted binaries in a non-binaries
group
[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started/continued an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[X ] You suck (literally] [ X ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] You posted in 3lIt3 CaPiTaLs because you think that makes youcool
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed anyway
[X] Your post had most atrocious formatting
[X] Your --- post --- had --- entirely --- too --- many --- dashes
To Repent, You Must:
[X ] Give up your Internet access [ ] Hang yourself
[ ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy
[X ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant [X ] Install a brain that actaully
works
[ ] Read the FAQ [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[X] Remove the "-" key from your keyboard
In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [ ] Blow me [ ] Get a life [ ] Never post
again
[ X] Age 10 more years before you post again
[ ] You couldn't do anything with a brain if you had one [ ] Go to hell
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[X] Take remedial English/grammar/punctuation classes...
[ ] Get ***ed, you pathetic loser [ ] All of the above
