> > :>
> > :><strange writing snipped>
> > :>
> > :>Does anyone actually read what this guy is saying? If so, please can
you
> > :>post a translation? You never know, there might be something worth
> > :>reading in there, but I'm damned if I can make out what it might be
;-)
> > Here's the original text...
> > >ok papyrus i have a good idea if u cant fig out a on the mark date 4
the
> > >game than dont go tellin people that its comin out on the
5th,20th,1st,
> > >well u get the idea i like ur guys games i love nascar but u guys r
> > >really messin up latly first u tell the ivga one of its racers to not
> > >have fun witht the rest of the players i mean ever heard of inocent
till
> > >proven gilty huh?
> > >i think u guys need to stop wryn bout what he does a GET NASCAR 2 DONE
> > >the best thing 4 u guys to do is not give an xact date 4 the game wait
> > >till u got it done THAN tell everyone its coming out on so and so
> > >people dont like bn lied to and lied on like poor old ivga guys ur
doin
> > >the lien on again thank u 4 all the great sims keepm comin we lovem
> > >and now on the people of the news groooop lay of papyrus give them
time
> > >to work think about it guys what would u want to have a sim that is so
> > >real it blows u away or one that ant no good its takin papyrus so long
> > >to do this so wouldnt that mean there doin there best to make it the
> > >best they can
> > >papyrus im begn u make it to where the cars can flip and the pits r
> > >right
> > >ok? plllleeeaaasssee :)
> > Translation:
> > Greetings, from the planet Mars. We are communicating with you to
dispell the
> > rumor that all past life on our planet degenerated to a simple
single-celled
> > organism that lives on rocks in your northern polar regions. How
preposterous
> > to think that afer 6 billion of your earth years we would want to live
> > somewhere that doesn't have even the most basic amenities, such as
> > electricity, running water and sanitary waste product refuse disposal
> > equipment. What's worse, Nascar Racing 2 hasn't been released yet and
we need
> > this simuilation to aid in our plans to conquer the rest of the
universe.
> > Your constant verbal *** on our deep cover agent known as Don
Wilshe can
> > be considered nothing less than an overt act of war, and you will be
dealt
> > with when the time is appropriate.
> > So, if you hope to escape total destruction, you will cease this
ranting about
> > the release date of Nascar Racing 2, cease your verbal *** on our
deep
> > cover agents, heed my prophecy of doom and destruction, and bow to me
King of
> > the Martian Order of Prastic, and the simulated god of Fire And Water
on two
> > local southern continents.
> > Sincerely and with universal love, Joel Putty
> hahahahahahhehehehehehhhohohohohoh
> Stop you guys!...you're killin' me here <bwseg>.
> It's 1 in the morning, and I'm up, all alone, giggling like an idiot
> at my computer monitor. This one in particular gets my vote for post of
> the month...if not the year.
> Thanks John...I needed a GOOD laugh.
> take care
> tom
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