> :>
> :><strange writing snipped>
> :>
> :>Does anyone actually read what this guy is saying? If so, please can you
> :>post a translation? You never know, there might be something worth
> :>reading in there, but I'm damned if I can make out what it might be ;-)
> Here's the original text...
> >ok papyrus i have a good idea if u cant fig out a on the mark date 4 the
> >game than dont go tellin people that its comin out on the 5th,20th,1st,
> >well u get the idea i like ur guys games i love nascar but u guys r
> >really messin up latly first u tell the ivga one of its racers to not
> >have fun witht the rest of the players i mean ever heard of inocent till
> >proven gilty huh?
> >i think u guys need to stop wryn bout what he does a GET NASCAR 2 DONE
> >the best thing 4 u guys to do is not give an xact date 4 the game wait
> >till u got it done THAN tell everyone its coming out on so and so
> >people dont like bn lied to and lied on like poor old ivga guys ur doin
> >the lien on again thank u 4 all the great sims keepm comin we lovem
> >and now on the people of the news groooop lay of papyrus give them time
> >to work think about it guys what would u want to have a sim that is so
> >real it blows u away or one that ant no good its takin papyrus so long
> >to do this so wouldnt that mean there doin there best to make it the
> >best they can
> >papyrus im begn u make it to where the cars can flip and the pits r
> >right
> >ok? plllleeeaaasssee :)
> Translation:
> Greetings, from the planet Mars. We are communicating with you to dispell the
> rumor that all past life on our planet degenerated to a simple single-celled
> organism that lives on rocks in your northern polar regions. How preposterous
> to think that afer 6 billion of your earth years we would want to live
> somewhere that doesn't have even the most basic amenities, such as
> electricity, running water and sanitary waste product refuse disposal
> equipment. What's worse, Nascar Racing 2 hasn't been released yet and we need
> this simuilation to aid in our plans to conquer the rest of the universe.
> Your constant verbal *** on our deep cover agent known as Don Wilshe can
> be considered nothing less than an overt act of war, and you will be dealt
> with when the time is appropriate.
> So, if you hope to escape total destruction, you will cease this ranting about
> the release date of Nascar Racing 2, cease your verbal *** on our deep
> cover agents, heed my prophecy of doom and destruction, and bow to me King of
> the Martian Order of Prastic, and the simulated god of Fire And Water on two
> local southern continents.
> Sincerely and with universal love, Joel Putty
hahahahahahhehehehehehhhohohohohoh
Stop you guys!...you're killin' me here <bwseg>.
It's 1 in the morning, and I'm up, all alone, giggling like an idiot
at my computer monitor. This one in particular gets my vote for post of
the month...if not the year.
Thanks John...I needed a GOOD laugh.
take care
tom
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