rec.autos.simulators

by **Logge** » Wed, 04 Sep 2002 11:59:23

LOL

> >Don't mean to***anyone off, but for chrissakes people, can't you LFS
nuts
> >go somewhere else ?

> >I have dozens of posts popping up in my newsreader.
> >It would be bad enough if they were all 2K, but some are even as big as
3K.
> >Thank God for DSL, or I would be here all day just downloading them.

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> You must be new at this.

> /petern

by **Andrew MacPhers** » Wed, 04 Sep 2002 15:53:00

> Hey now, dont be bashin PapaDoc and Co :-)

Too right. Best entertainment I've had all year... apart maybe from
noticing that in LFS if you use the combination of "F" and external views,
then turn the car very sharply left and right, you can watch the little
bloke's hands actually leave the wheel and cross over just as you have to
do in real life.

Small things, small minds, I know :o)

Andrew McP

by **Gerry Aitke** » Wed, 04 Sep 2002 15:53:09

> Don't mean to***anyone off, but for chrissakes people, can't you LFS nuts
> go somewhere else ?

> I have dozens of posts popping up in my newsreader.
> It would be bad enough if they were all 2K, but some are even as big as 3K.
> Thank God for DSL, or I would be here all day just downloading them.

May the five hou*** of the apocalypse pull your nostril hair out, you
cant!

by **Dave Henri** » Wed, 04 Sep 2002 22:23:49

"Gerry Aitken"

Is that the Five Butlers of Death Gerry? Personally I prefer the 'Lone
Biker of the Appocalypse' from Raising Arizona.

dave henrie

by **Darf** » Wed, 04 Sep 2002 23:35:30

Personally, I prefer:
I fart in you general direction, you silly English Kenigits (Knights).....
....Monty Python

Who remembers the Movie Name? :-)

Darf

by **Tony Van Caute** » Thu, 05 Sep 2002 00:30:03

hmmm

before we really start getting off-topic:

if it is a joke, there is another thing to it

it can be :
- a good joke
- a joke which is not funny, also called a crappy joke

crappyness :

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still, I think Jon is capable of more (there IS room for improvement)

> "jon" wrote...
> > Don't mean to***anyone off, but for chrissakes people,
> > can't you LFS nuts go somewhere else ?

> > I have dozens of posts popping up in my newsreader.
> > It would be bad enough if they were all 2K, but some are
> > even as big as 3K. Thank God for DSL, or I would be here
> > all day just downloading them.

> Hehehe... good one. ;-)

> Jan.
> =---

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Tony.Van.Cauter.vcf
< 1K Download

by **Remco Moe** » Thu, 05 Sep 2002 01:01:08

Heh, when you're a regular at RAS, it's impossible to FORGET the
name... even if you want to... (The Holy Grail)

Remco

by **Xavie** » Thu, 05 Sep 2002 01:30:56

>>Hey now, dont be bashin PapaDoc and Co :-)

> Too right. Best entertainment I've had all year... apart maybe from
> noticing that in LFS if you use the combination of "F" and external views,

> (...)

External views are for wimps, you... er, sorry, wrong newsgroup.

Xavier

by **Goy Larse** » Thu, 05 Sep 2002 03:39:49

> >Personally, I prefer:
> >I fart in you general direction, you silly English Kenigits (Knights).....
> >....Monty Python

> >Who remembers the Movie Name? :-)

> Heh, when you're a regular at RAS, it's impossible to FORGET the
> name... even if you want to... (The Holy Grail)

So true, Monty Python is part of our legacy somehow, although the MP
references as been a bit scarce lately, Herr von Henrie is not doing his
job it seems.....

Beers and cheers
(uncle) Goy

http://www.theuspits.com

"A man is only as old as the woman he feels........"
--Groucho Marx--

by **rrevve** » Thu, 05 Sep 2002 03:40:10

>Don't mean to***anyone off, but for chrissakes people, can't you LFS nuts
>go somewhere else ?

>I have dozens of posts popping up in my newsreader.
>It would be bad enough if they were all 2K, but some are even as big as 3K.
>Thank God for DSL, or I would be here all day just downloading them.

Who the hell are you?

by **Andreas Nystro** » Thu, 05 Sep 2002 03:46:30

change your driver to a girl in player-menu and watch the hands in f-view
too =) the arms never cross!, just like real girls drive ;)

> > Hey now, dont be bashin PapaDoc and Co :-)

> Too right. Best entertainment I've had all year... apart maybe from
> noticing that in LFS if you use the combination of "F" and external views,
> then turn the car very sharply left and right, you can watch the little
> bloke's hands actually leave the wheel and cross over just as you have to
> do in real life.

> Small things, small minds, I know :o)

> Andrew McP

by **Tony Rickar** » Thu, 05 Sep 2002 04:06:39

> change your driver to a girl in player-menu and watch the hands in f-view
> too =) the arms never cross!, just like real girls drive ;)

Can you see yourself doing your make-up in the mirror too?

by **Petri Blomqvis** » Thu, 05 Sep 2002 05:41:17

> > >Personally, I prefer:
> > >I fart in you general direction, you silly English Kenigits
(Knights).....
> > >....Monty Python

> > >Who remembers the Movie Name? :-)

> > Heh, when you're a regular at RAS, it's impossible to FORGET the
> > name... even if you want to... (The Holy Grail)

> So true, Monty Python is part of our legacy somehow, although the MP
> references as been a bit scarce lately, Herr von Henrie is not doing his
> job it seems.....

Hmm... perhaps I should do a sequel to my "Coders of RAS" song (sung to the
tune of "Knights of The Round Table"). :-)

Petri Blomqvist

by **Goy Larse** » Thu, 05 Sep 2002 05:47:57

> Hmm... perhaps I should do a sequel to my "Coders of RAS" song (sung to the
> tune of "Knights of The Round Table"). :-)

Good man, stepping up to the challenge, in the meantime, could you
repost it for the benefits of latecomers who are "google challenged" ?

Beers and cheers
(uncle) Goy

http://www.theuspits.com

"A man is only as old as the woman he feels........"
--Groucho Marx--

by **Petri Blomqvis** » Thu, 05 Sep 2002 06:00:55

> > Hmm... perhaps I should do a sequel to my "Coders of RAS" song (sung to
the
> > tune of "Knights of The Round Table"). :-)

> Good man, stepping up to the challenge, in the meantime, could you
> repost it for the benefits of latecomers who are "google challenged" ?

Well if you insist.... :-)

The Coders of RAS Song
(sung to the tune of the Monty Python song
"The Knights of The Round Table",
from their movie
"Monty Python and The Holy Grail")
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We're coders unbeat-able,
we code whene'er we're able
We do routines, and capture screens
and use no look-up table
We like to stay in RAS a lot,
we talk physics and code and joke a lot

We're coders unbeat-able,
our sims -- are down -- load - able

Though many times we code some tires
that are dangerously unst-able
We bore our readers in RAS a lot,
our posts are heavy as a cachalooooooot

(tap dancing)
(bong a-klong kling bing ding ring)

Online we're tough and able,
quite indecipher-able,
between our posts we're more like ghosts
and quite insuffer-able
We've complicated life in RAS a lot

(solo)
My racing wheel needs a new pot

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King Arthur: On second thought, let's not read RAS. It is a silly newsgroup.
Others: Right, right...

Petri Blomqvist

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