brain dead, useless***suckers! I'm taking over all of Usenet! There
isn't a ***ing thing you can do about it either! You're all a bunch
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I AM ADAM H. KERMAN LORD AND HIGH MASTER OF USENET!
My first royal order to all of you peons is that from this time
forward you will add the following signature to all of your posts!
***** This was posted with the express permission of *****
**********************************************************
** HIS HIGHNESS ADAM H KERMAN LORD AND MASTER OF USENET **
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*********** We are simple servants of his will ***********
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insignificant bugs that you all are!
I am running Usenet now! You may only post messages here because I,
for the time being, am allowing it! Do you scumbags understand me!
THIS IS THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF KERMAN!
ALL HAIL ADAM H. KERMAN LORD AND HIGH MASTER OF USENET!
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