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NFS2: The latest HAHA!! Read and laugh!

Mark Smi

NFS2: The latest HAHA!! Read and laugh!

by Mark Smi » Tue, 22 Apr 1997 04:00:00


>O.K. here's the deal:

>1) Pick your favorite car
>2) Pick your favorite track.
>3) Make sure you are set on SIMULATION mode (for maximimum realism).
>4) Choose a single opponent race, no traffic.
>Try the McLaren as an opponent. It should be a challenge. Make sure
>it is set to ADVANCED (again, for maximum realism).
>5) Start racing
>6) After half a lap or so, just pull over and stop.
>6a) That's correct... STOP.
>7) Go to the kitchen and grab a beer. Light a cigarette. Do anything that takes
>20-30 seconds.
>8) Start racing again. You should catch the McLaren within 1 lap, or sooner,
>since he has thoughtfully slowed down. A kinder and gentler
>SIMULATION/ADVANCED mode.

>Maximum Realism in NFS2 RULES!

>Caution:You _could_ stop and have sex with your significant other but you may give up
>a lap or two.... :) Actually, the Electronics Arts developers had sex with _themselves_
>while programming this feature.

>Thanks guys.
>__________________________________________________________                        

> **** REMOVE "NOSPAM" from my address to email me ****

You have the CATCH-UP featured turned on pal.....turn it off and see how fast
you can LOSE the race by visiting the fridge on lap 1...
Todd Walk

NFS2: The latest HAHA!! Read and laugh!

by Todd Walk » Wed, 23 Apr 1997 04:00:00



>>O.K. here's the deal:

>>1) Pick your favorite car
>>2) Pick your favorite track.
>>3) Make sure you are set on SIMULATION mode (for maximimum realism).
>>4) Choose a single opponent race, no traffic.
>>Try the McLaren as an opponent. It should be a challenge. Make sure
>>it is set to ADVANCED (again, for maximum realism).
>>5) Start racing
>>6) After half a lap or so, just pull over and stop.
>>6a) That's correct... STOP.
>>7) Go to the kitchen and grab a beer. Light a cigarette. Do anything that takes
>>20-30 seconds.
>>8) Start racing again. You should catch the McLaren within 1 lap, or sooner,
>>since he has thoughtfully slowed down. A kinder and gentler
>>SIMULATION/ADVANCED mode.

>>Maximum Realism in NFS2 RULES!

>>Caution:You _could_ stop and have sex with your significant other but you may give up
>>a lap or two.... :) Actually, the Electronics Arts developers had sex with _themselves_
>>while programming this feature.

>>Thanks guys.
>>__________________________________________________________                        

>> **** REMOVE "NOSPAM" from my address to email me ****

>You have the CATCH-UP featured turned on pal.....turn it off and see how fast
>you can LOSE the race by visiting the fridge on lap 1...

WRONG ANSWER.  Catch up is only available on two player races.  Get
your facts straight before you post a smartass message.

**********************************************
    Todd Walker

    T-Type on IRC
    Homepage: http://cust.iamerica.net/twalker
    1986 Buick Regal T-Type
**********************************************

Justin Rya

NFS2: The latest HAHA!! Read and laugh!

by Justin Rya » Wed, 23 Apr 1997 04:00:00


Classic!! I don't know my facts post!!

Mark Smi

NFS2: The latest HAHA!! Read and laugh!

by Mark Smi » Wed, 23 Apr 1997 04:00:00

_______________________________________                        
OH!!! Beat me some more master!!!!  I've already admitted my blunder but by all
means - please flame me some more....I just can't get ENOUGH!!!!

Todd Walk

NFS2: The latest HAHA!! Read and laugh!

by Todd Walk » Thu, 24 Apr 1997 04:00:00


>_______________________________________                        

>>>> **** REMOVE "NOSPAM" from my address to email me ****

>>>You have the CATCH-UP featured turned on pal.....turn it off and see how fast
>>>you can LOSE the race by visiting the fridge on lap 1...

>>WRONG ANSWER.  Catch up is only available on two player races.  Get
>>your facts straight before you post a smartass message.

>OH!!! Beat me some more master!!!!  I've already admitted my blunder but by all
>means - please flame me some more....I just can't get ENOUGH!!!!

When i read the group, you evidently hadn't posted your follow-up.  I
would not have flamed you if I had seen your admission of your error.

**********************************************
    Todd Walker

    T-Type on IRC
    Homepage: http://cust.iamerica.net/twalker
    1986 Buick Regal T-Type
**********************************************


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