Oh, here are a few more from my personal collection of Zoner quotes:
How old IS this kid, anyway? With a vocabulary like this, I'd say
pre-***:
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Zoner thinks demons exist, and here's his irrefutable scientific proof:
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Here's a shocker: What Zoner posts doesn't always MAKE SENSE! *Gasp!*
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Sound's like fun, Zoner.
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Just realizing that Zoner of all people wrote that line makes me laugh.
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Why does Zoner continue to bleat here in alt.atheism (a group to which he
doesn't belong)? Here's his lame excuse:
But I think it would be more correctly phrased: "I want attention from
anyone who will give it to me, because my life is extremely empty and I have
nothing better to do."
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Grow a spine, Zoner! So you realized that you were wrong on your own. Can't
you admit that? No! You have to say that someone ELSE told you you were
wrong. Why?
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Forget the Pope. Zoner knows all.
And how, exacly, does Zoner know that God wasn't created? Well:
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I don't know... This one sounds like voluntary slavery to me:
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In answer to the question, "If God created man in his own image, how come all
humans are different?" Zoner fantasized:
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Zoner asks many questions, but you get the feeling that even though the
answers are all readily available at his local library, he doesn't want his
questions answered.
Doh! Read a textbook!
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My personal favorite exchange follows (Remember, Zoner's real name is Todd):
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Please, someone, get this boy a clue!
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Again, do you really think that Zoner even WANTS answers to his questions?
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Well, at least little Todd has high self-esteem:
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Is Zoner trying to pump himself up or put everyone else down to make up for
his own personal shortcomings?
Do you feel bigger now, Zoner?
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Uh-oh! I hope this isn't condoning (Gasp!) ***ity:
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Zoner needs counselling. He seems to make up his own little fantasies and
then believe them as fact:
Translation: "I can plagiarize religious pamphlets all I want and no one
will ever catch on! Hee Hee!"
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That's enough trashing Zoner with his own words for now. I'm bored already.
See you next week, Todd.