Just to enter my $1.40 about NASCAR Revolution...
I bought the sim yesterday, took it back the same day.
This has got to be the worst NASCAR "sim" I have ever seen.
Get this, when the cars get close guess what happens? The sim slows
down... seriously.. I got into a pack of about 6 cars and instead of
just getting lower FPS the game actually slowed down. It appeared as
if I was moving about 2 miles an hour.
Player Options: I am a living breathing person.. But uh. not in this
game....
You HAVE to select a licensed driver. You can not be yourself.
Multi-player.. What a joke NO Internet play what so ever.. TCP/IP...
Did you guys at EA forget what that is.. Lemme guess you geared this
game for all those hard working people in an office so they can play
it on there LAN right?
Controllers: &%*$(*&#$ Total garbage.. I have a CH Fighterstick, Pro
Throttle, and Pedals.. but I have to lie to this game for me to use
them. I have to actually go into Windows controllers and set my
joystick up as a 2 axes, 2 button stick to have any controller control
in the game. And every time I would exit out and restart the game i
would have to recalibrate my stick because NASCAR Revolution would
forget that I had one.
The damage model.. Let's see, I slam into a wall at 190 mph and all
that happens is my wheels don't spin? Your kidding right? My car
should be a smoldering heap.
In-car view: Am I riding a monster truck? The in-car view slows
everything down, you lose a usable gear box, speedometer, and all
other useful info.. The only tactical feed back you get is the gears
on the dashboard, which have no real purpose.
Views: Well, the first thing that will tip you off that this is not a
sim but rather a "doom" type game is every time you race it gives you
the "I am 8 years old and want to race from behind my car" view.
The camera views for replays are just a useless.. You can barely make
out the action, can not pan around the views either.
Artificial Intelligence:
I set driver AI at 100% and all other settings at 100%.
Jumped straight to race without qualifying which means I started 43rd.
By the 3rd lap I was in 20th position...
Yeah, you sure that everyday.
And the AI drivers crash about every 4th lap....
Oh, and when they crash, they don't just crash then stop and wait for
a tow truck... The slowly drive around the track to the pits...
Blow an engine? No problem.. just wipe out every car screaming down
the track.. then when they all pit slowly drive around the track and
lap them one time (Yes with a blown engine and no tires).. After you
lap them once, pit. End race.. You won... Whoo hooo...
That's right, your car never stops running, unless you flip the car
and land on your roof.. as long as the wheels land on the pavement,
you can still drive.
Sound: Ohhh ohh Staccato engine sound.. Would someone tell me what the
big deal is? I have been to real races.. Sorry but NASCAR engines
sound a lot meaner than that. Your spotter sounds like trailer trash
and the announcers have what a 10 word vocabulary...
I was on my first lap, had just banged the wall and bozo says,
" He is doing really well this race, its been a long hard day of
racing"...
Ok....
Not to mention the AI takes over if you:
A) Pit
B) A yellow Flag
C) Start of the Race
D) Get black flagged
And the AI control will slam you into a wreck when under caution.
Is EA afraid of us that want a "hard-core" race sim yet we can't even
do a pace lap or caution lap on our own?
Replays: Who's bonehead idea was it to only allow a lap or two of
racing in the replay? I have 64 megs of ram, funny how in NASCAR 99 I
can race a 500 lap race and play the whole thing back.. Not in NASCAR
Revolution... one or 2 laps at best... And if you are racing and
coming up on the finish line, you had better stop the sim and save the
replay because once the car drives across the finish line there is no
way to get to the replay.
There was one good thing about NASCAR Revolution...
I bought it at EBX so I could take it back and get my money back.
On a scale of 1 to 10? -1
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-Gunslinger-