rec.autos.simulators

I am Le Chicken! On this Friday, December the 12th, 1997, I enter
rec.autos.simulators and
I hereby proclaim myself the Official Chicken of r.a.s., and supreme ruler of
all chicken-kind.
(Which pretty much excludes most of you...) I will occassionally take part in
sensible (..and
sometimes not so sensible) discussions, but my main purpose in this news group
will be to
make fun out of, poke fun at, to be funny (..or at least try), and to lighten
up the atmosphere
in the newsgroup.

I have some basic commandments (..more of which might be added at a later date)
which I
hope everyone will follow:

1. I am Le Chicken
2. I am the Official Chicken and Poultry Representative of this newsgroup.
3. I am the supreme ruler of all chicken-kind (..again, that excludes most of
you).
4. There is no other Le Chicken besides me.
5. There are no chickens higher than me.

Ignore any of these commandments, and I'll ship you off to KFC faster than you
say "Kluck".

Le Chicken

Official Chicken of r.a.s.

Would you be extremely offended if I told you to "cluck off"?

Hey, just kidding - part of the "atmosphere lightening" recommended by
the foul.

Cheers!
John

PS - Or is it fowl... ;-)

On December 12, 1997, a special r.a.s. consul (who was formed of ymenard and
himself) decided, in an action to de-throne LeChicken, has voted some
special rules that you will all need to get along with.  First of all, I
rename myself as Supreme-Chief of r.a.s.  I also written an r.a.s. rulebook,
witch you will all need to know by heart and recite each day.

1. I am ymenard
2. I am the official voice and representative of this newsgroup.
3. I am the supreme ruler of all simracers (with included most of you).
4. There is no ymenard besides me.
5. There is no human-being higher than me.

Here is my actions I am taking to return to the throne.  I will, first of
all, siege the r.a.s. parlement and make an offensive attack on the r.a.s.
White House to get back my throne. LeChicken will be fried live in front of
National NROS and will be publicly panned and eaten by me.  Any attempt to
stay on LeChicken sides will result on immediate persecution, and death
penalty.

After, I will bring back the peace apon the r.a.s. country, by helping other
people and putting an humoristic harmony to the citizen's life.   The
history of r.a.s. will be entirely re-written to make me a better face for
all the r.a.s. citizens.  Nothing happened before december12th, 1997, except
:

-r.a.s. was created entirly by ymenard
-r.a.s. was moderated entirly by ymenard
-nobody knows the truth about r.a.s. except me
-ymenard never lied, told something not true, or written false thing
-ymenard was never implicated in controversial thread, posts, flames, or
anything.

Please not that the r.a.s. military corps, formed by ymenard and himself,
will put death-penalty to anybody who thinks anything else about r.a.s.

Fran?ois Mnard,
Supreme Chief of r.a.s.
Dirigeant of the anti-LeChicken organisation
Official God of rec.autos.simulators

- *Excuse me for my poor English(I'm French speaking) * -
- *Excuse me for my provocative reply's and posts <g> * -

And if a darn simracer flames me for thinking I am serious will all what I
wrote since 2days, well  all I can say is :

<g>.

Hey, hey, hey, hey! Just wait a minute! I said I was the Official Chicken of
r.a.s.
and supreme ruler of all-chicken kind. You can be the supreme chief of r.a.s,
but since your'e not a chicken, you can't de-throne me.

I don't even have your throne. I only have the Official Chicken throne. You
can build yourself a supreme-chief throne, but keep your stinky hands away
from mine! Son of a silly person, you.

Keep it up and I'll egg your house, 'cos I know where you live (I have it
written down here somewhere...my pea-sized brain isn't big enough to
remember).

Le Chicken

Official Chicken of r.a.s. (Not supreme-chief..)

I hereby declare myself the official CHEF of R.A.S.

Chicken is on the menu tonight boys! <g>

mmmmmm.....finger***in' good.

Hey this newsgroup is so serious, that when we had the chance
to have game developpers reading RAS, we threw him out...

If you want to have fun, you should go at RASF1 instead.

Au revoir le poulet, Eric

http//www.nochicken.here.com/

Monsieur Menard, tu devrait essayer ca a RASF1 a la place...

Eric

http://www.nosupreme.ymenard.ca/

That's fine.

That's it! That's it! No Christmas card for you this year!
..and no Easter eggs for you, either. That's right, there
is no Easter Bunny. I collect 'em, paint 'em, and distribute
them, and you ain't getting any of them.

Man, now everybody is turning on me...

Le Chicken

Official Chicken of r.a.s. (not on the menu)

Hey, it's cousin Dave. How are ya doing?

Le Chicken

Official Chicken of r.a.s.

Yep, that's the point. This place could use a much lighter atmosphere.

Are they worse than r.a.s.? Well, I'll check it out...

Le Chicken

Official Chicken of r.a.s. (LC01 Chicken-Mechachrome)

Are you a male or female chicken ??

Being the Dirigeant of the anti-LeChicken organisation (ALCO), my
dictaturial origins always said that there can only be 1 throne here, and it
looks like one of us has to go down.  You will be assimilated or destroyed.
Choose your destiny.

Resistance is futile.

The r.a.s. military corps (formed by ymenard and myself) decided that we
will take some actions in your sector in a nearby future.  We can still make
a pact before time is out.  Dont try to get over my power.

Before dying, you can choose the way of your death. (Pan or normal fryed ??)

Le Simracer
Fran?ois Mnard

Official Simracer of r.a.s. (Perfect motor with perfect torque)

Male..

You can't get over the fact that I'm trying to rule all chicken-kind (and
nothing else...you get to rule everything else here...)?

Uh-oh, got the Borg on your side..?

What kind of pact?

Oh, like my army of chickens can achieve anything?

Extra crispy....hey, what am I saying??

Le Chicken

Official Chicken of r.a.s. (I love the smell of napa...er..bacon in the
morning...)

Why can I find the website ?? LOL <g>
Heck are you a liar ?? You're the biggest Ego-centric guy I ever saw, you
fat hypocrite.  Who are you for doing this ? A new-born hitler ? A Dark Lord
of the Sith (heh StarWars geek reference).

</taking a normal r.a.s.mer replying to me>

Btw....   If you are taking ALL this threads seriously, there's something
wrong here. Me and Le Chicken arent affliated.  He is cool, he is funny, and
I don't even know him. We are all 2 having fun about writing nothing, joking
about things.

Me and Le Chicken, even if we didnt  every spoken out of r.a.s. , bring you
a SIMPLE and CLEAR message.  Relax guys, take it easy, and try to have fun
on r.a.s for once.  Stop flaming everybody and everything. Get along with
people. Have fun.  Will XYZ things that ZYX simracer say will chaneg your
way of living ? No.

Fran?ois Mnard,
President of the LeChicken Fan club
http://www.awpss.com/
ymenard on NROS