rec.autos.simulators

THE WEST BROTHERS ARE GOING TO LET ME BE A BETA TESTER !!

Oh, thank you Chris!! Oh, thank you Tony!! You guys are the greatest!!
Let me pay you a hundred dollars to beta test for you ! Fifty just
isn't enough!

Here!! Take my money! Shoot, I don't even need to play the sim. I
*KNOW* it works great! Can't I just*** your boots instead ?
PLEEEEEAASE ???

Oh, you guys are the greatest!! Thank you Chris!! Thank you Tony!!
Thank you for the open end wrench addon pack so's I can tighten my
loose nut addon pack! Oh thankyouthankyouthankyou !!!!

You guys are the greatest!!! I don't even want to see the sim, much
less play it!!!! Here's my kid's college fund! You have done so much
for the sim racing world, you *deserve* it!!!!! Can I please kiss you
both on the ***? PLEEEEEAASE ???

 <smack>  <smack><smack>  <smack>

You guys are the greatest!!! Can I get a Fanatical Fan addon pack?? If
you guys make it, I *KNOW* it will be great! Oh
thankyouthankyouthankyou !!!!

(not meant to be taken literally, nor as an insult to the West
brothers. Just a parody of their crazed followers.)

How very original... eh, Nige?

Guess what dope?! -Someone's beaten you to this "joke".

Jan.
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Never apologize for satire. That kills it.

J. Janasov

Pure. ***ing. Genious.

Thank you for the laugh.

MRSisson

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Very true and funny! :)

That post made my day ,Thank's i am a believer !! HA ha

Cya
Nige

Only trouble is I've got a $2000 limit on my credit card. So I guess I'll
have to start selling the furniture if I want to get right into this sim.
;-)

Hard to believe there could be someone more obnoxious, but I agree.

BTW: in case you misunderstood, I meant you beat him to the "idea" for the
post.

Jan.
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