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What a flippin' pile of shit!

Jan Verschuere

What a flippin' pile of shit!

by Jan Verschuere » Wed, 25 Dec 2002 07:40:09

Come on... not even David Hasselhoff is enough of a moron to think he
doesn't come across as a total *** in that.

How do you suggest determining authenticity?

Jan.
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Phillip Malphrus, Jr

What a flippin' pile of shit!

by Phillip Malphrus, Jr » Wed, 25 Dec 2002 07:48:29

I dont know, but the fact that it is actually one of his songs and it seems
to somewhat go together leads me to think it is totally authentic :)


Rubin_45472_0

What a flippin' pile of shit!

by Rubin_45472_0 » Wed, 25 Dec 2002 08:06:07




> Surely this can't be a serious post?  ROFL!  Geez - I grew up watching
that
> show (even liked it, at the time), and I've recently gone back to re-watch
> several of my other childhood shows for nostalgic reasons, but a sim based
> on Knight Rider?  WTF would I want that?  Let's (ahem) *simulate* hitting
> Turbo Boost and jumping a freight train...?!  *Simulate* sleeping while my
> car drives itself up and down a mountain road, eluding squad cars..?!
> Bwa-ha-ha!  That'd be sweet!

It'd be fine if it did 'simulate' these situations, but it doesn't. It's
just a case of holding down the correct button at the correct time and
hoping for the best.

Don't get me wrong, I think the TV series was fantastic! Without a doubt
it's my favourite show and I can't wait for the day when they release all
the episodes on DVD. But nevertheless, the game still sucks!

Rubin_45472_0

What a flippin' pile of shit!

by Rubin_45472_0 » Wed, 25 Dec 2002 08:10:07

Trust the Germans to find this kind of thing entertaining!

Notice how much weight he's put on? This is the same man who once drove
around in my dream car, and married my dream woman. Just goes to show how
the good life can send you over the edge.
:-)



> > http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/video.asp?speed=hook300

> > Here's that video link Goy was talking about... LOL!

> Geeez, it's just as bad as I remembered it........

> Beers and cheers
> (uncle) Goy
> "goyl at nettx dot no"

> "The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/

> "A man is only as old as the woman he feels"
> --Groucho Marx--

Rubin_45472_0

What a flippin' pile of shit!

by Rubin_45472_0 » Wed, 25 Dec 2002 08:12:01


Come on, this is the same man who forgot he was white and grew an afro!
Looking back at that video he probably thinks he looks hip, cool, fly - and
all the other words which men of his age use during their mid-life crisis!

Ronald Stoeh

What a flippin' pile of shit!

by Ronald Stoeh » Wed, 25 Dec 2002 08:49:53


> Trust the Germans to find this kind of thing entertaining!

Hehe, it really scared me when I heard about the popularity of
this guy's "music" in Germany.

OTOH, bad taste is really global nowadays. Had a burger lately? ;)

J. P. Hovercraf

What a flippin' pile of shit!

by J. P. Hovercraf » Fri, 27 Dec 2002 23:16:52

Holy Shirt! That's scarey! I'm gonna sue the guy who posted that link
for the trauma I've suffered!

J. P. Hovercraft

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> > "Goy Larsen" wrote...
> > > <snip>
> > > Geeez, it's just as bad as I remembered it........

> > Ye gods... tell me that's satire.

> Wanna bet....?

> Beers and cheers
> (uncle) Goy

> http://www.theuspits.com

> "A man is only as old as the woman he feels........"
> --Groucho Marx--

Eldre

What a flippin' pile of shit!

by Eldre » Sat, 04 Jan 2003 02:57:22



>http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/video.asp?speed=hook300

>Here's that video link Goy was talking about... LOL!

Oh...my...GAWD!

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D-CYPHE

What a flippin' pile of shit!

by D-CYPHE » Sun, 02 Feb 2003 06:45:00

I have only played the demo version of it and grafix were fine for me(Res on
High) the steering is loosey-goosey but i got used to it. All in all a good
demo version of the game IMHO, hopefully the full game has more than the
functions in the game(Turbo Boost, Ski-Mode R & L, Night Vision)

Steve Smit

What a flippin' pile of shit!

by Steve Smit » Sun, 02 Feb 2003 09:50:02

WTF?


> I have only played the demo version of it and grafix were fine for me(Res
on
> High) the steering is loosey-goosey but i got used to it. All in all a
good
> demo version of the game IMHO, hopefully the full game has more than the
> functions in the game(Turbo Boost, Ski-Mode R & L, Night Vision)


> > I had high hopes for the new Knight Rider game. I thought that this
might
> > finally bring Knight Rider back into fasion. I expected a beautiful
> > recreation of the TV series, with all the bells and whistles.

> > What I got was the biggest pile of shite I've ever played. Straight from
> the
> > menu screen I wasn't impressed. The lack of options and tweakable
settings
> > was a disgrace, but I held on to the hope that the game might be able to
> > live out my dreams. I've never been so dissapointed!

> > Have you ever played a racing game (whether it's a simulator or an
arcade
> > racer) with such terrible handling. Micro Machines on the Mega Drive was
a
> > thousand times more realistic!

> > It's just so appauling that I refuse to go any further!

> > Let us never talk of such shite ever again! (although I know you will,
> > probably just to***me off ;-)


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